#not mc

[comatosebunny09]

Because I’m in the mood for heartbreak.

I’ve had this idea that’s been slowly eating away at me for weeks.

So, imagine you’re an acclaimed dancer who works as a headliner at Sylus’ clubs. Someone to attract new clientele and to keep regulars coming back.

You also secretly work as a part of Sylus’ entourage, using your pretty face and infectious personality to lure in the scourge of man to be wiped out.

Your Evol is the main attraction—the power of influence and illusion hence why you can do these elaborate costume changes in the midst of performing and things like that.

You and Sylus have this unspoken bond. He takes care of you. Gives you free rein of his mansion, offers his protection, and pays you handsomely for being his ace. Somewhere along the line, you develop feelings for him. But you’ve never done anything beyond passive flirting, the pair of you wanting to maintain the code of conduct of your partnership.

But he confuses you so much sometimes. He does and says things that keep you on edge. Personally tends to some wounds you incur during your missions. Buys you expensive, personalized costumes. Occasionally, he lets his defenses down around you and lets you lie in his bed, he’s so accustomed to you. But you never pressure him for more, figuring a man like him would never go for someone like you.

Enter MC.

Spin-off fic here.

[spareribs6000]

Twst Idea 1

Imagine a super average guy in twst, but a sprinkle of social unawareness. I'm not saying stupid - not at all. I'm just saying: he hears that no one invites Malleus to anything, so he walks down to Disomnia and lets him know when events are happening.

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Knocking on the front doors of the haunted-looking building, it only takes a bit for someone to slide it open, looking confused on the new arrival. Asking for Malleus, of course, causes a commotion. Hearing loud footsteps sprint down the halls, a sigh is drawn from most of the dorm members. Green hair and loud yelling makes its way into the room. Sebek. The worst enemy of the ear drum, prattling on about how no human is allowed near his great lord when it's such a 'clear assassination attempt.' He doesn't seem to breathe as the fae is walking down to see the commotion.

"Hey, Headwarden Malleus, I never see you at the parties. Headwarden Kalim said you never get invited, so I came to let you know that we're having a feast at 4 pm today."

Eyes widened, all startled as the tall one begins to smile, a bittersweet look taking its toll. "Ah, I thank you, Child of Man. I will be sure to be punctual." The student nodded and turned to leave, only to pause.

"Hey, can I get your number so I can just text you these things?" Like a flame on a bomb, Sebek blew up, screeching about how disrespectful it was to ask such things of the fae prince. "You know what? I'll just come down and ask in person if it makes Sebek shut up. Have a great day, dude."

The quick shot at Sebeks ego was followed by a cheerful wave and the student leaving. As the half-fae preached about how rude the human was, and how it was unwise for Malleus to go anywhere with 'such a disgrace', the smile never left the princes lips.

[miss-sleepdeprived]

Look I love me some angsty “my husband is pinning another women on our bed!” With Sylus.

But I raise to you firecracker wife who, upon walking in on that sene. Instead of getting upset or crying she yells “If you can bring home strange women so can I!” And proceeds to sprint out of the house and find the nearest friend/relative/other that is a women to bring home so it’s even.

Firecracker wife who gets great joy out of making both Sylus and MC just slightly uncomfortable in their forced proximity. “If you wanted to screw him you could have asked. I can’t say I blame you I mean look at him!”

Sy actually gets great joy from the attention.

[betweenlands]

hey I was looking through your posts and I was wondering… what is blaseball and how do I get into it?

oh god, head in hands. anon, i am so sorry. short answer: you can't, RIV blaseball.

long answer: blaseball was an internet-based fantasy cosmic horror baseball simulator website that featured randomly generated teams and players with all sorts of funky stuff that could happen to them. fans could assign themselves a team and vote on different things they wanted to have happen, from earning buffs to unlocking ways to hurt their blorbos. fan culture around blaseball was heavily geared towards coming up with cool headcanons around players, teams, or the overall worldbuilding, alongside interpreting site glitches into story lore.

unfortunately, blaseball formally shut down a couple years ago; games no longer run, and the main discord is defunct as well. there are still ways to catch up on the plot -- of particular note is the wiki, which lists various character headcanons and recounts past events, several different types of recap on youtube ranging from plot-based to purely mechanics-based, and of course the Garages -- a band named after the team the Seattle Garages who make music about the game!

uhhhhh . yeah that's about it. setting this down so gently in the blaseball tag so if i misspoke or missed something i can be corrected :>

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

I made one of these too!

Clearly, Irene is extremely easy to get along with and definitely not at all sour about anything whatsoever, thank you very much.

All of this is handwritten, and I tried to make it legible.

Also, Irene's wand is kind of special. If you want more information (I don't know why you would but thanks for being interested) here you go! Her wand is Holly with a Phoenix Feather core.

[arktic-blocks]

I think they really need to work on this system LMAO

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

[mossy-cobble]

got my flyer id and operator id + insurance i am now legally allowed to fly drones for MONAAAAY B) B)

[shesaramblingrose]

Thought I'd finally post this here!! Concept, character design work, and emotes made for the mc modding studio Terrarium Earth🌱 this is their new mascot :3c

[cumulo-stratus]

Boop-date !!

[spruceleaves]

queue ran out while we were in the hospital. sorry about that. it's back up and running now.

[sleepiies-mc]

accidentally drew A Wheat instead of doing my korean<3

[stormjay0]

I am gonna collect every skyshroom in this damn game

[sleptcraft]

God I forgot how much I hate looking at Standard Galactic. I have yet to come up with a neography I actually like in place of it.

[betweenlands]

[spawns in your inbox]

Oh Solarrrrr!!! Hi! Hello! You are given the ability to have or do whatever you want in the world, be it having a long-distance friend live nearby or just anything, really.

What would you want?

cait, tiredly: everyone in the world gets universal basic income. what they do with it is up to them

expy, equally exhausted: i don't think that's what they meant

avi, only Slightly more awake: does it have to be feasible within current reality. if we become a reality warper could we give everyone universal basic income anyway

hatch:

hatch: ...Deceit season 3.

expy: AGAIN, NOT THE QUESTION.

conclusion: we are too tired for this