#not like Crewel!

[sorrygotthesesacks]

I posted a thread of times when Ace has said “bang it out” over on That Other App so I figured I’d post it here, too.

Happy Birthday to one of my fave (but not my very fave) judges!

I'd wanted to bang this out last year (if you're wondering why I'm bringing up the Culinary Crucible when we haven't even had it yet, it's because this has been in my drafts since 2023), but we can't all be Ace Trappola.

I mean...

I'm working on it, Birthday Boy!

Of course, there was also the time that you did the same - exhibit 1:

Ace really is just the archetype of the average teen, isn't he?

Even his groovification line!

And finally...

🥳

Good job, Ace! Happy birthday!

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[skep-eroni]

This is the only way I can see Crewel having the highest attack in the whole game (so far.)

[s7-evermore]

OH MY FUCKING— *CRASHES CAR*

[siphoklansan]

Fairy Gala with Papa Crewel ✰❤︎

based on @bluesylveon2 ‘s post please go check it out!<3

Fem!MC for this post!

[deeva-arud]

So, about that one AU that's been marinating in my mind for years

[ventique18]

Crowley as Mallepapa hc:

The first time he receives a text message from Malleus, he's so elated that he prints it, frames it, and displays it proudly on his office table. He's just so happy that his son is finally opening up and allowing them to start over from the beginning.

Crewel: "..."

🐦‍⬛: "What is it?"

🐩: "That's... A really unique decor you have there."

🐦‍⬛: "Is it not? My son has a way with words! I dare say he inherited it from me, haha!"

🐩: "It literally says 'please stop bothering me'."

🐦‍⬛: "He's a shy boy."

🐩: "He follows up with a 'please delete my number'."

🐦‍⬛: "Being keen on privacy is a wonderful trait."

🐩: "He finishes the conversation with a 'rest in hell'."

🐦‍⬛: "A wonderful vacation suggestion, indeed! What better way is there to spend the freezing winter than in the toasty lands of hell?"

🐩: "..."

🐦‍⬛: "Well? Is there anything else you need from me?"

🐩: "Please just approve my leave request. I need a break."

[saayatsumu]

chesecak 🤤🤤

[thisisrats]

twst memes because i miss them

[yuri-is-online]

... omg young crewel is just floyd

Less Floyd and more a meaner version of Ace/a less lazy Leona. He's not prone to mood swings, or doing things just because he thinks it'd be funny. He's very calculated, he didn't want to listen to Trein’s dusty ass lecture because he knew that stuff already.

Not that he'd ever admit to any of those things. He insists he was never that "energetic" when he was a student, something that makes Trein roll his eyes and mutter some very impolite things because he still remembers how much money he spent on wine from his antics alone.

[p1vt0]

Thank you for this based, absolutely smashing take. That's what I was talking about.

[poisoned-pearls]

I like it when Jamil and Azul argue. It's like watching what will soon be the memories they tell their potential children. Like Azul will be all "And that's how your dad said I love you first" And Jamil would shout from the kitchen "No, what I said was that I hate you and will never join your dorm" And Azul would just smile that shit eating grin of his and be like "Well look where you are now"

Tangentially related- Their TEACHERS took bets

Okay no but actually that is exactly how it goes. Jamil is talking to his kid like “your father used to beg on his knees for me to switch to his dorm, don’t listen to a word he says.”

Azul doesn’t care in the end, bc he got his man<3

[egophiliac]

Hi!

What's your favourite Disney movie? And does your preference for the dorms have any influence on their movies and vice versa? Like I know you love Diasomnia so is Sleeping Beauty high up there for you?

I'm just asking because Snow White is actually my favourite Disney Princess and her movie is my favourite yet Pomefiore is my least favourite dorm (but Lion King and Savanaclaw are both in my top two) and I was wondering if it's similar for you?

yessss someone else whose favorite princess is Snow! ❄️

that said, it's hard to say what my favorite movie is, because I'm one of those annoying people who's like "well it depends" (on different aspects, on my mood, on the phase of the moon, etc). though out of the ones represented in Twst, I think it probably is Sleeping Beauty! I think it's really pretty and just a delightful movie! it hits a nice sweet spot for me of being kind of...gently grounded while still having that floaty-fairytale feeling, if that makes sense also I might have had a huge villaincrush on Maleficent that is being massively projected onto Meleanor, shh

although I actually sort of hated Diasomnia at first (l-look, they didn't have cards at first and all we had to go on were the website descriptions that make everyone sound horrible). so I dunno, maybe the influence helped win me over to them! or maybe just because, like everything else in Twst, they were unexpectedly enjoyable in practice?

(I don't think there are any that had a negative influence either, because I am also one of those annoying people who's like "well I don't have a least favorite, I like everybody!") (sob. it's true though.) (I just, I just love characters so much --)

[cerealmonster15]

jamiazu / ashenviper week day 2: potionology!!!

Ummm teacher why isn’t their nefarious concoction’s smoke cloud turning into a skull and crossbones like the rest of ours 🤨

[siphoklansan]

HEYHEY SIPPY!!! For the ask game, I hope you don't mind me asking for... kind of a lot because I'm really curious jskdkfs but you can cut some out if want to, dw!

🌹♥️♠️⚗️📚🏆 for Siphok and 🌟🤖 for Pin-cha?

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS ᝰ.ᐟ

sippy and riddle are friends! both of them have one thing in common: a stickler for rules. the only difference is that sippy doesn’t follow crazy rules (ex. heartslabyul’s strange traditions!)

fun fact: they both hated each other before the end of book 1 because:

⤷ sippy likes to voice out her opinions, so she gets into a yelling match from time to time with riddle when she disagrees with his behavior. ( “IT’S JUST A TART, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!” 💀 /j but yeah something like that-)

⤷ riddle hates how she doesn’t give two shits about his rule. ( “Nuh-uh.” “What do you mean “Nuh-Uh” ?!?”) and she also defends adeuce when they break the rules, much to their surprise.

at the end of book 1 they both had a truce and became some sort of buddies to each other! they both share an interest in small critters <3

ACE TRAPPOLA & DEUCE SPADE ᝰ.ᐟ

besties for life (adeuce will not admit it) they always go everywhere with each other and grim!

sippy is #1 deuce defender because she kins him😭 so ace rarely wins and argument when she’s around. sippy tutors deuce for history class (more on this later!) and deuce returns the favor by helping her fix things around ramshackle <3

like deuce, sippy bickers a lot with ace but it’s all fun and games. she’s like a tired mom with him (begrudgingly watches his basketball matches because ace insists on it so much, secretly doesn’t mind and enjoys it lmao-). I lowkey see ace as a therapist friend for some reason since he’s usually the voice of reason so she goes to him for advice sometimes! Only for certain occasions though cuz we know how ace is💀 /hj

DIVUS CREWEL ᝰ.ᐟ

#1 dad for sippy. they both go on shopping sprees together (crewel insists on it, because sippy wears the same outfit everyday and it irks him 💀). sippy isn’t the best at potions class so he tutors her privately at times!

crewel designs outfits for sippy sometimes! in the ghost bride event, her suit was tailored to her by crewel.

a short angst scenario for them would be sippy feels bad to see him as a dad because she doesn’t know if crewel sees her as a daughter but he actually feels the same😔.

other than that, sippy got a little more strict because she picked up some habits from crewel (much to adeuce’s dismay😭).

MOZUS TREIN (doesn’t look like him, i know) ᝰ.ᐟ

that one proud grand-uncle (?) TM /j

sippy is likes history classes, so it’s like a breath of fresh air for him in class (“Finally, someone who does not snore every 2 minutes.” /j)

not much to comment on them, but one thing trein dislikes about sippy is that she covers for students who are slacking off in class ( ex. covering grim’s sleeping form with a book) and he’s just like -_- but trein counters that by deducting both her and the other student (who’s mostly grim) participation points💀

ASHTON VARGAS ᝰ.ᐟ

that one crazy and upbeat uncle at family gatherings TM 💀 /j

while sippy is good in athletics, she doesn’t do very well in flying due to a small fear of heights.

⤷ “THE BROOM IS TOO THIN IT CAN’T CARRY MY FATASS!” “LANGUAGE! But no, it *can* hold your weight.”

sippy dreads vargas’s class because he pushes her more than anyone else.

⤷ “lift some more weights! your arms are like noodles!” vargas says, as he dumps some more shit into her arms-

KALIM AL ASIM ᝰ.ᐟ

pin-cha and kalim is like the worst nightmare for jamil, who’s already acting like a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops-

yes, they go on carpet rides together🥺💓 pin-cha reminds kalim of one of his siblings back at home so they hit it off pretty well!

jamil is a little weirded out how well pin-cha is good at household chores but is also secretly relieved (and concerned) how pin-cha is babysitting kalim and not the other way around /hj

CHEKA KINGSCHOLAR ᝰ.ᐟ (NOT A SHIP ART!!)

RRAAAGHSGSHHSHGSHSG FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONS CHEKAAAAA!! THEY’RE BESTFRIENDS, YOUR HONOR😭✨

cue leona thanking the gods for giving cheka someone to play with so he can finally nap in peace LMAO

cheka drags pin-cha away from his cleaning duties in rsa! the headmage of rsa adores them both (happy grandpa noises) <3

cheka enjoys when pin-cha shows his unique magic, summoning little spirits around to play with them. it’s like having extra friends to play!

yes, they both call leona “unca”💀 leona had to call sippy over to help him babysit them both (an excuse to be with her I MEAN WHAAATTT⁉️ I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING-)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK, TARU!!💖💖 SO SORRY FOR THE LATE AND VERY LONG REPLY😭🙏 I had a lot of fun with this ask though I can’t find the link to the OG post anymore :((

I swear this whole post looks like some character who is liked by everybody but I promise you it’s not the case😭 she just has a good impression on the professors AHUSHSUGSYSI BUT ANYWAY I’ll list some characters who doesn’t like sippy (but i’ll leave the reasoning out for now👀)

⤷ ruggie

⤷ sebek

⤷ idia

⤷ jamil (kinda like a hate-neutral relationship?)

With that said, thank you again for the ask!!🥺💖🫶🫶

[lyle-my-beloved]

TWST as Reductress Headlines

(One has a sprite for book 7 part 5(?) but it'll be at the end ^^)

@cave-of-jade slay I did eventually get the post out 💀