#not jesus

[lordhalbrandd]

I am not Jesus… I’m a messenger is all 💍

[winterseve00]

Not jesus

[vulto-cor-de-rosa]

How I imagine Jonathan Sims, head Archivist of the Magnus Institute

Version with the web lighter under the cut (open the images for better quality)

[peppermint-whiskers]

The holy trinity as depicted in the heavenly serpent au uwu

THEM

[randybacchus2u]

Is this the correct answer?

[terrifiedtrinket]

me when i get crucified for the 7th time

[malinastharlock]

✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ today is the day the Easter Bunny rose from the grave to give kids chocolate eggs and promote fucking. Now let's all go dance around the Maypole and have an orgy while the kids are distracted with plastic grass and treats.

[goodwitchazurafan666]

Found a puritanism quiz. took it on behalf of belos.

the quiz, for those interested, can be found here: https://uquiz.com/quiz/zwSFsT?p=1470119

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[wolfythewitch]

jesus in the hades art style

[juniperarts]

Love the idea of everyone assuming Jayce and Viktor are dating when they call the other their partner 😂

[scapegods]

what if this scene was worse

[romanceyourdemons]

i love characters who are always like fear not, i shall take care of this problem for you….. by sacrificing myself!! and everyone else is like i swear to god if you pull this shit again i’ll kill you