#not including 'circe help i miss my wife' or 'calypso no touchy i miss my wife'

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

polyphemus : you killed my favourite sheep

ody : oh my bad i didnt realise that was your sheep, let me make it up to you

polyphemus : no. die.

ody : ok *attacks, drugs, and blinds him*

poseidon : you hurt my kid

ody : i am so sorry about that in my defense he killed a bunch of my men including my favourite twink who moonlighted as my moral compass. can i make this up to you?

poseidon : no. die.

ody : ok *opens the windbag*

*ten years of Situations*

poseidon : hey youre still not dead whats with that

ody : dude its been ten years let it go your kid isnt even dead

poseidon : no. die.

ody : ok *tortures poseidon*

poseidon : WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

ody : I ASKED NICELY FOR YOU TO LET ME GO THATS ON YOU

poseidon : fine you freak go home

ody : thank you