#not in the umpire

[dinosaurwithablog]

Gleyber hits what should be a double, but the most intense fan interference that I've ever seen gets in the way, and they call it an out. Are you kidding me? WTF? Poor Gleyber. This is ridiculous. Let's go Yankees!!!!!!

[cocopufffss]

[megamindsupremacy]

Clark Pines AU random headcanons

-sometimes Stan and Ford pull the "switch clothes and talk differently to see if anyone can tell the difference" trick to mess with the twins, and they fall for it a solid 35% of the time, but Clark never falls for it because he can hear their hearts and Ford's heart is FUCKED UP due to the gazillion volts of electricity he got during weirdmageddon

-Clark almost didn't go to college to stay and work at the Shack and maybe convince his dad to finally let him help with the portal, but Stan recognized Clark was smart af and didn't want Clark to be held back for his sake. And then Stan had twenty crises in a row when it came time for Clark to actually Go To College

-Clark has to wear (reading) glasses but he doesn't like the feel of them so he usually just carries them around and wears them as infrequently as possible. And then his entire secret identity becomes "put on glasses" so he has to wear them all the time and he's REALLY MAD about it

-Clark was originally going to college for some sort of mechanics/engineering degree, but once he left Gravity Falls, he realized just how weird his hometown is. Like, he was theoretically aware, but the guy lived there his whole life. He left a few times to visit the twins and their parents or for miscellaneous other reasons but he never really lived outside of Gravity Falls for any amount of time. So it kinda hits him how different The Real World (for lack of a better term) is, and he decides to switch to communications/journalism major instead. Also, he was not very good at engineering.

-The Mystery Twins are approximately the same age as Robin!Dick so they become pretty good friends over the years. Mabel has a gigantic insane crush on Dick and Dick has a tiny baby crush on Dipper and everybody is oblivious about everything except for Bruce and Clark, who have to silently suffer together about the situation until everyone gets over it.

-Dipper gets really into magic and spells and stuff as he gets older so he becomes Clark's go-to "there's weird shit happening and it's not the genre I usually deal with" person. It isn't his life's work like with Constantine or Zatanna, so he isn't a JLDark member or anything, but he definitely Knows Some Shit.

-I'm cooking something along the lines of "Mabel becomes the youngest congresswoman ever at age 18" simply because I think it would be funny and because nobody ever acknowledges how that one frozen president technically made Mabel a congresswoman in that one episode.

-You know how Jon Kent is named that after Clark's Canon Dad Jonathan Kent? Clark tries to name his kid "Stan" after his dad and uncle and both Stanley and Stanford are like don't you FUCKING dare, we have enough Stans in this family, please give your son a better name dear god

-When the Young Justice team (yj98, NOT yjtv) forms, there's a running bit where they keep fucking running into either Mabel or Dipper on every other mission, except none of them know they're Superman's cousins so they think these two weirdos are trying to do Evil Stuff when in fact they're just living their lives, and these lives happen to be absolutely insane enough to keep crossing over with teenage superhero shenanigans.

[singlecelledbutch]

rhythmtober day 7: aliens

shout out to rh aliens gotta be one of my fave genders

[mispeltnostalgia]

Okay I know Christmas is over but all I can think of is how chaotic it would be if the Batfam participated in the aussie tradition of boxing day cricket in the back yard with the test match in the background

[ellieellieoxenfree]

insane to me that in all the time people have been feeding me jiang cheng propaganda, no one told me that man is a single PTA mom to the core

[wimbledon2008]

rafael nadal is and always will be that guy

[wayward-wendy]

Happy New Year!

[schumi-nadal]

Arthur Fils & Ben Shelton | Rolex Shanghai Masters 2024 🇨🇳

They lost but they had fun 🤗

[library-whale]

…Needless to say, I still miss Blaseball.

Have a throwback to Salmon weather’s debut with this Big Run post!

[fritzes]

[redrcs]

The umpire and towel.

Paintballing

[flamingoinkart]

unexpected friend found

[yourbeginneranimator]

Rhythmtober day 7: Aliens!

Goofy lil guys

[starlyfeather]

some quick rhythm heaven doodles!

[msbparker]

That's how we roll, avagy csak meglett a Shuttle is :) más kérdés, hogy mire este a dutynak vége lesz, addigra elmegy az utolsó is..

Mórahalom, reggel 7, 2°C, és ma a hajamat sem felejtettem el megcsinálni.