#not in the fun way
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scentedluminarysoul · 1 year ago
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Lmao, Markus getting roasted
(Rundown: Markus here is a far right politician, moaning about drugs = bad. Context box saying he'd been to the Oktoberfest multiple times, and that the drug alcohol is the most common drug in Germany, 5% of all deaths are caused by it)
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bourbon-moon · 1 year ago
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Got poked 💉💦
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duende-lunar · 12 days ago
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bitches be like: "this character is canonically ace they can't have sex"
as an aroace person who is mostly sex repulsed, i say fuck these bitches
this sexuality is a spectrum, it's literally an umbrella term
ace people can get horny or have high libido
some ace people feel sexual attraction sometimes, with some people
ace people can want sex even if there's no attraction, even (because some people think sex is a fun activity)
ace people are not a monolith
and if i see someone in front of me say that an ace character can't be in a gay romantic relationship just because they are ace, they will get my powerpoint presentation about how this is an homophobic (and acephobic) way of thinking
yes, i am saying this because of some allo people in the arcane fandom getting on my nerves about viktor. but also because i WILL make my blorbo ace even if they canonically have sex because being ace is not the same as being celibate
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8ice8 · 2 years ago
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Eat the rich? Great, but a bit old fashioned.
Drown the rich?
Implode the rich?
New, fresh, also great
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chamiryokuroi · 1 year ago
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I enjoy Genshin but I hate that Childe is a fan favorite.
I hate that ginger.
I need him dead and buried 6 feet under.
I want him to receive the Signora treatment.
Please Hoyo I am begging you 🙏 release me from this hell and get rid of him.
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midnight-rose-ink · 5 months ago
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I had a dream about my ex last night and it ruin my whole day 😔 I feel so silly, I just really need a good cuddle and cry…
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ofduskanddreams · 1 year ago
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If I ever do ask games/requests and you send me something to which I don’t respond, please know that it’s because I’m hoarding it like a squirrel because it brings me joy and I don’t wish to part with it yet <3
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friedoats · 7 months ago
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Desperate for top surgery so i can sleep comfortably in the summer
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dont-open-dead-inside-25 · 9 months ago
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need to be taken out back and shot i think
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ehhgg-art · 1 year ago
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i’m literally agent washington
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bby-cak3s · 2 years ago
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the excel spread sheet of my spending is sentient and it wants to kill me
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immoralfag · 2 years ago
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I would do steddie week but unfortunately I am very mentally ill
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lavenderlyncis · 2 years ago
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Last line game
Thank you so much for the tag @satansssgayassistant <3
Enjoy this Can't trust his kind snippet
The shrill door bell rang again, disturbing James' peaceful crossword time once and for all. Enough was enough. Before Peter could answer the door like he had done before, James had gotten up and threw the door open, ready to yell and whatever unasuming Jehova's Witness was on the other side.
It was as if the air was punched out of his lungs once he finally recognised who was standing in front of him.
"You came. You actually showed up," James managed to wheeze out with the little air he had left.
The contrite man on the other side shifted his weight from one foot to the other, visibly lost. "Yes," he said coldly, "don't make me regret it. I'm already embarassed enough from trying to find this shithole of a place."
James was unbothered by the insult to his living situation. He barely even registered it. How could he when the impossible had happened?
Regulus Black had twisted his world once again.
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keylimelye · 2 years ago
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That’s it, I’m getting drunk
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alley-witch · 3 months ago
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AW HELL NAH
THIS IS WHY WE FUCK THE RICH
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