#not in the fun way
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Lmao, Markus getting roasted
(Rundown: Markus here is a far right politician, moaning about drugs = bad. Context box saying he'd been to the Oktoberfest multiple times, and that the drug alcohol is the most common drug in Germany, 5% of all deaths are caused by it)
#german stuff#german politics#i love pettiness#fuck söder#not in the fun way#he's like desantis but with an even stupider accent#(ich bin niedersachse. sorry bayern)#cn markus söder's gesicht
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Got poked 💉💦
#not in the fun way#I disliked the second pic lmaooo#me#face#Latino#lgbtqia#gay#gay bear#gay cub#hairy#glasses#plants#beard#tattoos#muscles#body hair#gay men
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bitches be like: "this character is canonically ace they can't have sex"
as an aroace person who is mostly sex repulsed, i say fuck these bitches
this sexuality is a spectrum, it's literally an umbrella term
ace people can get horny or have high libido
some ace people feel sexual attraction sometimes, with some people
ace people can want sex even if there's no attraction, even (because some people think sex is a fun activity)
ace people are not a monolith
and if i see someone in front of me say that an ace character can't be in a gay romantic relationship just because they are ace, they will get my powerpoint presentation about how this is an homophobic (and acephobic) way of thinking
yes, i am saying this because of some allo people in the arcane fandom getting on my nerves about viktor. but also because i WILL make my blorbo ace even if they canonically have sex because being ace is not the same as being celibate
#asexual#asexuality#arcane#viktor arcane#just fuck you#not in the fun way#doofenshmirtz voice: this is my asexuality-inator and with this i can make any fictional character be ace#no perry the platypus this doesn't mean they stop fucking people
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Eat the rich? Great, but a bit old fashioned.
Drown the rich?
Implode the rich?
New, fresh, also great
#titanic#ocean gate#titan submersible#drown the rich#implode the rich#eat the rich#fuck the rich#not in the fun way
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I enjoy Genshin but I hate that Childe is a fan favorite.
I hate that ginger.
I need him dead and buried 6 feet under.
I want him to receive the Signora treatment.
Please Hoyo I am begging you 🙏 release me from this hell and get rid of him.
#this is not a Childe account#we all hate childe in this household#absolutely despise him#not in the fun way#in an I actually hope they get rid of him soon#make all those dead flags we have been getting recently true please
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I had a dream about my ex last night and it ruin my whole day 😔 I feel so silly, I just really need a good cuddle and cry…
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If I ever do ask games/requests and you send me something to which I don’t respond, please know that it’s because I’m hoarding it like a squirrel because it brings me joy and I don’t wish to part with it yet <3
#so random I know#I was able to get some time off from my tech bootcamp#because this anemia thing has really been pummeling me#not in the fun way#in the wow why am I too tired to stand for more than like 10 minutes without nearly fainting#way#in my frail Victorian child era I guess#I’ll be using this break to hopefully direct my meager energy toward fic#because I feel really bad keeping y’all in suspense on several things#personal ish
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Desperate for top surgery so i can sleep comfortably in the summer
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need to be taken out back and shot i think
#not in the fun way#<- voice of boy who once again put off his assignment and now has ten minutes to write a paper outline on a subject ze knows nothing about#finn says shit#collegeposting#highschoolposting
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i’m literally agent washington
#sorry guys it’s 3am#but i’m literally him#he’s just like me fr#not in the fun way#but like omg !! agent washington !!!!!
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the excel spread sheet of my spending is sentient and it wants to kill me
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I would do steddie week but unfortunately I am very mentally ill
#steddie#stranger things#st#not in the fun way#in the barely can leave bed way#i might do one day#but i also might not
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Last line game
Thank you so much for the tag @satansssgayassistant <3
Enjoy this Can't trust his kind snippet
The shrill door bell rang again, disturbing James' peaceful crossword time once and for all. Enough was enough. Before Peter could answer the door like he had done before, James had gotten up and threw the door open, ready to yell and whatever unasuming Jehova's Witness was on the other side.
It was as if the air was punched out of his lungs once he finally recognised who was standing in front of him.
"You came. You actually showed up," James managed to wheeze out with the little air he had left.
The contrite man on the other side shifted his weight from one foot to the other, visibly lost. "Yes," he said coldly, "don't make me regret it. I'm already embarassed enough from trying to find this shithole of a place."
James was unbothered by the insult to his living situation. He barely even registered it. How could he when the impossible had happened?
Regulus Black had twisted his world once again.
#fic: can't trust his kind#cthk snippets#cthk countdown#last line game#if one of you tries to cancel me for mentioning jehovas witnesses i will eat your face#not in the fun way
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That’s it, I’m getting drunk
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AW HELL NAH
THIS IS WHY WE FUCK THE RICH
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