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#not having baeloth the fucking entertainer in it
mauricemylittlemeowmeow ยท 3 months
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bg3 thoughts so far:
- in true lesbian fashion, i am consistently friendzoning shadowheart while making out w her drunk
- HALSIN'S ARM VEIN WTFWTFWTF HORNY GRIP SO FUCKING GRRGHRGRGRHGHGHG BEAR SEX WHENNNNNNN
- ill probably replay tomorrow idk. wyll was sad during the party. forgor to do his quest lol sorry baby
- i need to find a way to get rid of astarion. literally felt so much cringe in his intro (he fucking looks like his armpits smell sour bro......) and now i can smell a betrayal coming in the future
- the gith is lost idk where she is
- gale is..... an investment. hes like a puppy. big burden (i could rlly be using those artifacts) but such a Vibe to be around.
- i killed minthara i didnt know she was a romance option or smth idk im so sorry i have horny tunnel vision halsin says anything i will do it. her fit looks nice tho thanks for the drip.
NON CHARACTER RELATED THOUGHTS:
Honestly, I can't help comparing it to the previous BG games. ofc i miss the old charactes (esp the recurring ones. havent met mink and boo in bg3 yet) but there are some old game mechanics i miss too. BG3 def. plays as more dnd but i liked the extra stuff from the older games like team formations and (dont @ me im a casual player) auto play lol. it def takes u out of the dnd experience when u autoplay but- and this is a big point-
DnD mechanics fucking sucks to play alone. it's a ttrpg w multiple players, u arent supposed to be planning the moves for everyone else. Yeah, BG3 has a multiplayer option but do i fucking look like i have friends?? playing single player like this sucks man. give me the option for my braindead computer gamified dnd :(((
but overall having fun. it's worlds diff when ur playing w someone else! def more fun :)
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