#not funny haha but funny dark humor you know

[greghatecrimes]

whoever reblogged my "chris taub, father of 9/11 jokes" post today... you know who you are and i cannot breathe from trying to not laugh while i'm working

[8thhousekat]

🩷Moon sign observations🩷

Aries moons: I’ve noticed that a lot of Aries moon people tend to have a certain interest that they are very very passionate about🙏 they also are very protective over their loved ones if you think no one has your back that one Aries moon family member or friend does they also may be addicted to drama❤️❤️

Taurus moons: the most loyal and caring people I’ve ever met they always find a way to make you comfortable in the most uncomfortable situations haha they also can get irritable when they are hungry or when they are stressed they may over indulge in food or things that may be comforting to them.

Gemini moons: a lot of them tend to always need to be doing something to keep them from overthinking and spiraling. They always know everything about everyone even people that are just acquaintances. They overindulge in media haha and they might have multiple things they are interested in or were at one point and it is the most random hobby ever they also may struggle with being anxious or having a lot of anxiety due to always asking why or making hypothetical situations in their head(this is my moon sign😭)

Cancer moons: they are always so caring they might accidentally parent their friends and family but it’s because they care about them so much. I’ve noticed that a lot of cancer moons that I’ve met are old souls they could appreciate antiques and older music🙏they are very practical at times and they always seem to know the right thing to say when you are upset

Leo moons: Leo moons just light up rooms when they smile their humor is immaculate. They also might have a tendency to hold grudges on certain people. A lot of Leo moons I’ve met have a very chill demeanor but once they get comfortable they really show their personality❤️ they are surprisingly stubborn too and have leader characteristics people just listen to them

Virgo moons: they are so anxious :( but very stable a lot of them might get stomach issues due to anxiety they also could stress clean😭 they get stressed out in unclean environments. Also might have a tendency to want to fix people or give solutions when someone is upset (this isn’t because they don’t care it’s because they want to help) virgo moons tend to be stuck in-between their head and their heart they also have very beautiful skin they take very good care of themselves and others.

Libra moons: you guys are so diplomatic and conflict adverse at the same time haha I’ve never met a libra moon who didn’t want to keep the peace. They are so sweet and they always seem to know what to say to make people feel better. They also might get stuck in situations due to getting attached easily. Libra moons also might have a hard time being alone because they just want to be loved😔 I love you guys sm

Scorpio moons: you guys are detectives on a monocular level you always seem to know how to get things out of people a lot of my friends are Scorpio moons and their dark humor is so fucking funny. They also are emotional even if they try to hide it they have huge hearts and care about their people. They love horror movies/games and When they are mad they might struggle with revenge fantasies and explosive anger. Very secretive about non important things like their playlists or their favorite food but non the less they are extremely loyal people so don’t hurt them or you will never get back in.

Sagittarius moons: they have so much energy and knowledge they are little adventurers they always have some funny story to pull out of nowhere you know when a Sagittarius moon loves you is when they take you on their little trips even to the gas station haha they love to express themselves through their style and they are so accepting. A lot of Sagittarius moons teach themselves about things they absorb information very quickly and could easily understand how things work

Capricorn moons: they are very hard working and prone to burn out very loyal they might have a tendency to be pessimistic and go through depressive episodes:( they all need hugs haha some of them might be a bit grouchy at times and get frustrated when there’s lack of effort from the people they love. They really like food that reminds them of home. The cap moons that I know are very good at saving their money. But when they are stressed they over spend. Kids also really like them for some reason haha same with cancer moons

Aquarius moons: these people aren’t afraid to be themselves they are they are very much you see is what you get type energy. they are logical and intelligent but they also are very goofy at times they might have a hard time making friends due to fear of letting people in but once they let you in they are amazing friends and people to be around. They also could have a hard time with being emotional around others can be stoic at times.

Pisces moons: they are so sweet and delusional haha pisces moons love romance and daydream a lot they also could have very vivid dreams. They are kind and caring and also have a savior complex like Virgo moons😭 a lot of Pisces moons I know have this ability to get people to open up to them they can be too trusting. Some of them might say white lies 😭😭 but at the end of the day they just want to be accepted the same way that they accept others

these are just my observations on the moon signs if they aren’t accurate to you then that’s okay🩷🩷 Thank you for reading 🩷🩷 if you would like a free natal chart reading just comment

[storywriter007]

(Part 1) Part 2 - You Used to Avoid Me Too (Percy Jackson x Fem!Reader, Leo Valdez x Fem!Reader)

summary: in which y/n finds clarity in her time away from percy.

warnings: cursing, inappropriate humor, mention of the dead, toxic relationship, etc

genre: sadness turned into happiness ig???

word count: 912

-> heroes of olympus masterlist

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y/n walked out of percy's cabin, not exactly sure what she was feeling. she was sad, but she was angry, but was she finally in a state of clarity? who knew? she looked around a couple of times, hoping no one heard the ruckus that had just occurred. tears fell from her eyes. she saw a shadowy figure stare at her for a brief minute before it disappeared.

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"y/n! it's time for breakfast!" one of her cabinmates yelled.

"coming!" y/n yelled back, hoping that the cold water had washed away the redness in her eyes.

she began walking to the pavilion, but felt a strong urge to turn around when she saw him.

him with the dark hair and bright eyes walking happily to breakfast as if he hadn't destroyed whatever hope she had in him the night before.

y/n grabbed her breakfast and began walking down to her table, unfortunately having to pass percy on her way there.

"i heard so much noise from percy's cabin yesterday." one kid said.

"my boy got it on last night!" the other kid exclaimed, the table bursting out in laughter.

perfect timing y/n thought as she walked by, suddenly not feeling hungry anymore. she took the apple and walked out of the pavilion and to the lake.

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you're not annabeth. you're not her.

those six words replayed in y/n's mind as tears began to fall from her eyes. why would someone even say such a thing?

she felt someone come sit beside her. not wanting to show her tear stained face, she quickly wiped her cheeks and put on a smile.

"i like your smile." the person said.

y/n turned to see leo. a wave of shock passed through her body, but she didn't show it.

"thank you." she smiled.

"but it doesn't hide your tomato eyes." he laughed.

y/n chuckled too.

"what're you doing out here?" he asked.

"just sitting. looking at the view." she responded.

"with a side of crying?"

"maybe."

"i heard you guys last night."

oh great y/n thought.

"we did not 'get it on-'" she started.

"i know. you guys were fighting. pretty badly, i'll add. i heard the glass and the yelling. i saw-"

y/n thought back to yesterday night and remembered there was some shadow walking around.

"you saw me." she sighed. "fuck."

"ing? i thought that's what didn't happen." he laughed.

"haha, very funny." she rolled her eyes.

"i heard the things he said." he started. "i don't think he's right."

"but isn't he? i wasn't what he was looking for and i was stupid enough to think i was."

"you can't change yourself to be what he misses. your job isn't to be the past, it's to be the present and the future."

"i don't even know. i'm so upset. he didn't even love me in the first place and for some reason, i feel like that's so much worse than falling out of love with me. i would've known he cared at one point. but now, i know he never ever did." she chuckled. it made more sense aloud. "and, i hope this doesn't sound mean, but why do you care? you used to avoid me too."

"yeah i did, but that didn't mean i wanted to." he answered.

"explain?"

"percy's my bro, so first, i just stayed away because he wanted me to. i never knew the real reason until he started saying a bunch of weird shit."

"like what?"

"stupid shit. like, 'y/n's hair is different' or 'y/n got a question wrong in math.' it was like he was subtly comparing you to annabeth, while trying to not completely give himself away. i lost respect for him first when he said you were only good during the nighttime, if you know what i mean. i think i lost a more respect for him when he said, and i quote, 'do you guys ever pretend someone is someone else? but then they're not like that person and it gets you pissed off?'"

y/n knew her tears were falling down her face again.

"then i was like, fuck this, i need to ask if y/n's alright. if he's saying all this, you must've been like a victim."

"mhm." she nodded. "i don't even know what i did wrong."

y/n buried her face into her hands as breathing became difficult.

"wait, hey-don't cry!" he panicked. "i mean, percy's stupid anyways. well i know i'm stupid, but he's like really stupid-" he started, trying to wipe away y/n's tears with his hands. "you didn't hear this from me, but he's obsessed with someone who's six feet under, maybe seven, she was kinda tall. it's like necrophilic at this point-"

y/n chuckled at that.

"if anything, he can take the gravestone and shove it up his ass." he smiled.

y/n gave him a weak smile as her tears slowly reduced.

"i'll see you around camp." leo said, getting up and reaching a hand out for her.

she took it, getting up.

"see you around leo." she smiled.

as they both went their seperate ways, y/n just couldn't stop smiling. she looked around as she walked back to the main area of the camp. she saw percy, sword fighting with jason. as she walked by, she locked eyes with percy.

"y/n!" he yelled "can we talk? please?"

"i would love to but i think you've got a gravestone shoved up your ass!" she yelled back.

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pt 2 because you guys requested ittt. it just hurts to make leo the bad guy so we cleared his name up <3

hope you guys like it lowkey gonna write more angst now

[madcatlad]

Chicken Shaman

OK, so I'm not really a rewrite myself BUT I've been thinking about what a rewrite of the Chicken Shaman would look like.

I love the idea of him being comedy relief, but I feel like the approach to it would have to be different than a minecraft roleplay would portray him to be taken seriously. Plus a lot of the humor and chemistry comes from him being one of Jess' friends I feel, which wouldn't really work so well for an Avra or Aphia or Aphara- whatever.

I really like the darker approach people are taking to Minecraft Diaries. Considering it was previous a minecraft letsplay for kids. Because when you really think about the lore it is REALLY DARK. So I want to continue that approach.

This of course extends to the chicken Shaman. I want to see a portrayal of him that is funny but in an off-putting way. In that "is it funny haha or funny boohoo" kind of way. Like the guy is CLEARLY unhinged in the original, but make it less in a harmless portrayal, so that the reader feels as unnerved and cautious as the characters should be by him. Make it so no one is truly sure if he will harm them or not.

AND LET THIS GUY BE A SHAMAN!!! I want to see some wild rituals, disturbing practises, and ominous beliefs. Some true viking sh*t! It would also be fun if you threw in some ominous prophecies in there threw him as well! I love prophecy tropes, especially vague ones. I think it would really set the tone for all the underline evils that Aphmau was Blissfully unaware of in S1 but would soon come to face as her world gets bigger and scarier. Or perhaps just little comments that just so happen to come true mysteriously.

I don't know if it's because I am binge watching Vikings & Vikings Valhalla right now, but I really crave this portrayal. I want to see some Floki behavior from Castor (if you know, you know). I want his mannerisms to be impulsive and erratic, and scary for all who don't really know him. But then you do know him, and he's still crazy but he's still your homie, and you love-hate him.

If anyone IS doing this interpretation or has SEEN it please please tag, or reblog, or link, I NEED thisssss!this session!

(Also if there was a "Hold The Door!!!" Plot Twist with Irene and Castor or something that would be AAAHHH 🤯 If you know, you know)

[mostrovskaa]

Hi! I love your art, your color and shape work is amazing!!

I wanted to ask if you have any Polish media you can recommend to us non-Poles - movies, shows, stuff like that

Hi! Thank you so much for the ask! It is a great pleasure for me to share some Polish media to the people! I just have to preface this and tell especially my fellow Poles that: I am by no means an expert on the subject, I like a lot of bad media, I like a lot of children's media and mainstream media that I love to shape by my own creativity ok and I don't know every single niche thing so please don't come for me. Be nice please or I'll die of embarrassment! With that being said, here are just some of my picks of some cool things I like that I would recommend to check out! (Again I don't know about how available these are around the internet and what would be the subtitle situation but still, i love these pieces of media and think they are interesting to even just read or check out visually if anything!)

- The Akademia Pana Kleksa movies (Akademia Pana Kleksa, Podróże Pana Kleksa and Pan Kleks w Kosmosie) (1984-1988)- These children's fantasy and fable inspired beautiful movies based on a book incorporate beautiful puppetry and set designs, visually they are one of my biggest inspirations. Having both dark,whimsical and sci-fi elements they have been in my visual language since I saw them as a kid! Really really recommend looking into them, even though they may be wacky and strange at times! 

And they contain absolutely amazing songs :

Available to watch without subtitles unfortunately here, but worth to check out the visuals of all the movies in the series: https://www.ninateka.pl/vod/dla-dzieci/akademia-pana-kleksa/ 

- Poszukiwany, Poszukiwana (Man- woman wanted) (1972) (one of my favorite movies ever!) - a comedy film about a museum curator who gets accused of stealing a painting and goes into hiding as a maid. You would think with polish humor it would be the typical: haha man dressed as a woman, hilarious! type stuff but no! It’s funny, charming, sweet and smart and surprisingly based. Marysia, just one chance please queen. 

available to watch with subtitles here (alongside many other great Polish movies): https://35mm.online/vod/fabula/poszukiwany-poszukiwana

- Ranczo (tv show, 10 seasons, I believe it’s available on Netflix) - the epitome of Polish society. This is just pure Poland in tv show format. A timeless classic, never gets old, never stops being funny and relevant. Watched it a million times and could watch a million more and not get bored. An American woman with Polish heritage comes back to her family village and chaos ensues. I think the characters are so well defined you don’t need to know so much deep Polish lore to get what is going on so I really recommend it!

Other stuff you can find on Netflix I recommend are: 1670 - comedy show about 17th century Poland, Rojst (all seasons)- crime show set mainly in the 90’s.

And something that’s a Polish phenomenon that I absolutely love is media based around popular copypasta: a short film Fanatyk  based on this timeless classic of a copypasta, and a tv show called Emigracja XD - about polish guys finding work in the UK.

And obviously the shows I make art for are always something I encourage people check out like Czterdziestolatek (amazing old show with a cult following) and Ojciec Mateusz (absolute shitty formulaic 30 season tv show that i love with all my heart).

Thank you again, sorry for the long post! There’s obviously many more cool Polish media to watch but this is just what immediately popped into my head! :-))

[ghosty-writes-23]

Incorrect COD Quotes Part. 1

WARNING: Suggestive (Slightly spicy) & dark humored content.

A/N: some of these might be a little suggestive, so you have been warned, Also V is my own female OC but can be read as x reader if you prefer that.

Thank you for all the support, it means alot❤️

-Ghosty❤️

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Ghost: *see’s Soap and V do something extremely dangerous and sighs* “God give me patience for these two.”

V: *overhears him* “don’t you mean strength there sir.”

Ghost: “if god gave me strength you both would be dead.”

Both Soap and V: *gulp*

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König: *gives V a beaded friendship bracelet he made* “so you can have a part of me, when your on your mission”

V: *is on the verge of ugly crying under her mask as he placed the bracelet on her wrist* “I will protect this with my life.”

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Alejandro: *pats Graves on the shoulder giving him a knowing look* “I hate seeing you like this.”

Graves *has a confused look on his face* “Like what? I'm not upset.”

Alejandro: “no in person, I hate seeing you in person.”

*Dead silence*

V: *covers her mouth to hide the fact she is laughing under her mask and fails terribly*

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V: *does something idiotic and stupid that Ghost warned her not to do.*

Ghost: *sees V get hurt* “I don’t care, I warned her that if she hurt herself I wasn’t going to help her.”

Voice over: “but ghost did really care as later that night he made sure her injuries were too serious and lightly scolded her before giving her one of his hoodies to wear and played with her hair until she fell asleep*

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Ghost: *takes off his mask revealing his face in front of everybody*

Price: “It's good to see you again, Simon.”

Soap: *lowkey checking ghost out*

Gaz: “not what I expected.”

V: “Why is everybody in this group so goddamn pretty, it makes me feel like a trash gremlin.” 

Ghost: *puts his mask back on*

Soap: “don’t worry V, you will always be our trash gremlin.”

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Price: *walks into the briefing room looking for V* "can I have my sweater back"

V: *looks at him innocently* "only if I can have my virginity back"

*Cue whole briefing room goes silent*

V: *laughs before sliding his hoodie off and hands it to him* "here you go sir"

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Soap and V are at the pet store, looking for collars for the new squad dog teddy.

Soap: “Okay we got everything, let's go already, wait where is V?”

V *is in the collar section, looking for a choker chain*

Soap: “why are you looking at choker chains, you don’t have a pet?”

V: “how do you know that sergeant” *smirks slightly under her mask and grabs the one she is looking for and places it around Soaps neck before giving it a slight tug*

Soap: *grunts and stumbles forward* “What kind of dog is it?”

V: *giggles soft before taking it off and grabs another in the same size* “ones that need to be house trained, now let's get out of here before Price rings us and asks why we are taking so long”

*Bonus*

*later that week in training Soap see’s both König and Ghost sporting what looked like dog choker chains around their necks*

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*The 141 men + V are in the common room, relaxing after training.

V: Spread me apart, lick me with your tongue, grab my sides, and eat my cream and that is how you eat an Oreo cookie.”

Soap: *chokes on his drink* “bloody hell woman.”

Gaz: *is laughing at soap’s reaction* 

Price: *gives her the disappointed dad look* “Really V.”

V: Oh come on captain it was funny.

Ghost: *is cleaning his gun but does chuckle at her joke*

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Gaz: “does anybody else notice that people that liked to be choked, hate being tickled.”

V: *feels slightly called out and starts sweating and nervously laughing* “haha, that's oddly specific there Gaz.”

Gaz: “It's like they are completely fine with you cutting off their oxygen supply, but as soon as you try to tickle them, they will kill you.”

V: *looks at him dead serious* “Maybe some people hate being tickled.”

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[bondagebimbo]

I’m gonna make an actual post about this because I know a lot of people think it’s just a joke tag, but there’s a story behind it:

if you weren’t already aware, my self tag is #certified fatherless behavior. this being because, I, legally, do not have a father. he refused to sign any paperwork, so all those blocks on my birth certificate are, literally, completely blank where all his information should be. only my mother’s information is filled in.

so, yes, I make the joke that everything I do is certifiable fatherless behavior because I, legitimately and legally, do not have a father according to my literal birth certificate.

so it IS a fun joking kinda tag to bring levity to that situation, but it’s not just a ‘oh I’m gonna use this just to be funny because I’m gonna be a whore online and people like to make those jokes about it haha’ kinda thing. like.

there’s a whole legitimate story behind the entire tag itself which, to me, (maybe my dark humor is just showing now) honestly makes it even funnier when I post slutty shit because they assume I’m just fucking around with a tag like that because I’m hoe posting.

but no, this one is funny AND has actual history behind it so isn’t only a fun little joke, lol.

just for those of you who weren’t aware, lmaooo.

[skyblueartt]

Can you describe your William and Henry personalities?

OHH sure thing!! It’s like having OCs with less steps LMAOO because we honestly know so little about their personalities before all of the horrors happened! I just make things up lmaooo- kinda just taking my favorite things I’ve seen from the fanbase as well as me just makin up some stuff because why not. I’m still relatively new to this fanbase so ah whatever, fuck it we ball!! Here’s my own personal interpretations of the guys

I’m also at work rn shhhh haha

William- I feel like he is VERY very charming. Eerily charming, even. Smooth talker, can say things that make him appear very personable and likeable. Is it all an act? Probably. Especially after he takes up his new “hobby” after his son dies. I feel like the man is a natural born performer. I imagine that he has a flair for the dramatics and probably has a great stage presence. I mean, he is a performer at the restaurant after all! I also like the idea that William is very egotistical, but deeply insecure. Idk, just think that’s interesting! Also- this guy is VERY eccentric and just an all around like weirdo, like I’m sure he’s very known around town. That whacky British guy who co-owns that chuck-e-cheese place popular with kiddos who is also really fuckin intelligent cuz he makes robots. Like. What a fuckin guy. Even though he’s a bit of a weirdo, since he’s so damn charming, nobody would ever think it possible for him to become this notorious fuckin killer. Terrifying! I also like to think that William has a bit of a strange sense of humor. This is self indulgent because I love dark humor and funny villains 😭

Henry- ah MAN I feel so bad for this guy. I wish we knew more about who he was before the murders! From Fnaf 6, I gather that he’s remorseful, feels guilty, sad, exhausted, and just fucking done. But who was he before everything? Idk! Personally, I LOVE to make him a nice guy who just got every damn thing in his life taken away from him, because that’s just really sad to me LMAO. :( I think Henry could look intimidating sometimes, right, like he’s a bigger guy with a beard and whatever- but he’s actually a really kindhearted guy. To me :’) though he could absolutely beat somebody up and win everytime. For sure. somebody once described him as “the personification of a bear” with how he looks and that’s so fuckin cute. I feel like he’s also got a sense of humor, and I adore imagining that he’s the only Mfer out there to encourage William’s weird ass jokes. He balances Will out, I imagine! Like yin and Yang. Not as sociable as William, I’m sure he’d rather just chill by himself with his robots (bro fuckin loves building robots). But with his loved ones, he’s super kind and funny and just a cool guy- just like, a cool dad or uncle figure. Probably would hug me so tight that I couldn’t breathe, and tbh I love that. Although AFTER Charlie’s death….oh BOY. I headcanon that he has a lot of bad coping mechanisms (alcohol), definitely shut off from the rest of the world, the “color from his life” is gone. Depressed in every sense of the word. I could yap more but I think ya get the jist!! (In my head, it’s fun to imagine Henry and post scoop Mike reconnecting because damn their lives were both ruined by the same guy. Traumatized found family!)

Not my OCs but damn do I treat them like they are😭 they are very fun characters to write and draw!

[eff-plays]

I love how so much Astarion fic is like "She loved him not because he was beautiful ... She loved him for him. For his ... um. Sense of humor. And his. Skills. And how he um. Picks a lock. And uuuuuh. Shoots a bow. And also his um. Uuuuh. For just being him, you know. For how very him he is. He's just so very Astarion haha. Definitely not becuse he's hot though. He's more than that. He's. Um. funny. In a gallows humor way. Haha. Yes she loves his dark humor. They had sooo much in common. Anyway haha here's more smut describing his body in perfect detail btw."

Girl ya whole ass is out!!!

[entering--hyperspace]

Was talking to a friend about this but like. The fallout show is weird in a way that like, objectively its good. The cast is great, the production value and attention to visual detail is stellar, but it doesnt feel like Fallout. Well, It feels like Bethesda Fallout which is a negative, bc that Also doesnt feel very Fallout to me, But I digress. I was wondering what else it was missing outside the obvious weird lore tie ins.

Its the Hope. Its the silly satire. I think the show leans too heavily into the grim direction of the wasteland, theres never any payoff, theres never any hopeful seeds planted, and they blew up Shady Sands for no good reason other than to hammer in how much the world sucks which, isnt a good enough reason, narratively. Theres not really any moments that make me appreciate the uniqueness of the setting way Fallouts 1/2/New vegas did.

Im not saying fallout cant be serious, it absolutely can be, but its being steered into a weird tunnel vision of everything sucks direction for no reason other than to continuously loop a "war never changes" without the nuance of civilizations trying to rebuild and look towards the future in their own way, of learning from the past and stepping into this weird, struggling but endearing.

Take the Kings of F:NV, for example, theyre an independent group trying to help freeside without an outside faction, theyre objectively one of the more morally upstanding groups in Fallout...And theyre a bunch of Elvis impersonators without even knowing what that means. Its silly, and the part that fallout excells in is taking that silliness, seriously. And even to continue. This not really train of thought.

The "comedy" of The Fallout show is so weird, its just thrown into the script which, personally, is 1. mostly not even funny to me and 2. Just takes you out of the moment in general. I always felt like Fallout's dark humor and comedy was moreso built into the world itself and the people you meet more than it is just a haha funny joke.

Its just. Weird, this whole show is Weird. I think it wouldve been so much better if they kept it an independent story rather than trying ot give us answers that, honestly, the world didn't need. We did not need to know who was responsible for it all directly, thats not the fucking point. Is it an objectively good show? Yes. Is it a good fallout show? No. It had so much potential to be, but it really just wasnt there.

[sciderman]

So Cody Ziglar (who wrote Spider-Punk, Miles Morales, apparently worked on Rick and Morty, and some other Spider-Man stuff, and also She-Hulk) is gonna be writing a new Deadpool ongoing starting in April, and apparently Ellie is making a return. I am mildly interested in his run, he seems to have experience with comedy, 4th wall breaks, some dark humor. And apparently he also wrote a part of Deadpool: Seven Slaughters whitch i haven't read.

I’ll be honest chief, I never feel very optimistic about anything deadpool these days (nobody gets it) - i really wasn't into any of seven slaughters at all - just, none of it stayed in my memory at all. just revisited the story ziglar penned and it's a heap of nothing. which is a shame - i really actually like the boxes, but only when they actually... you know, contribute something interesting. in this story, yeah, it's just a "haha remember the boxes? lets bring them back" thing for no reason at all. no introspection, no sir. that's what the boxes are there for! for introspection! not just a secondary voice to kill the joke by repeating it.

what is the point of this. is it funny because you said it twice? put some effort into it, my god.

i'm probably in the minority of people who'd love to see the boxes come back. i feel like wade's significantly more boring without them. and the worst thing wade wilson could be is boring. but i've seen SO much boring deadpool. and seven slaughters – seven slaughters was absolutely boring. to me, at least.

i wish they'd make a bad deadpool book. so at least i could be mad about it. but it's just been forgettable story after forgettable story - and wade deserves better than a story that i forget immediately after reading it. and it's awful how many deadpool books i've seen of late where just - none of the jokes land for me. for a deadpool book to be boring AND unfunny? crimes. crimes of the highest order.

dear GOD am I starved for a good deadpool book. I didn’t even dig deadpool loves the marvel universe (written by my beloved nicieza) so I don’t know what’s wrong with me. im constantly expecting some Amazing deadpool content to come from somewhere but I Know that 90% of deadpool content disappoints me.

i think you can't be a deadpool fan and expect good deadpool content. it just doesn't happen. good deadpool content is actually so freaking rare. always just have to make compromises. i take the few little slivers of goodness and make what i can out of it. i'm fighting for scraps in this barren deadpool wasteland.

can't believe i'm about to say that i miss duggan. sure his wade wilson was painfully heterosexual but at least we had introspective, human moments with him. it wasn't all stupid forgettable plot you don't actually care about and jokes that don't land. a lot of it was wade trying to figure it out. and that's kind of what i'm interested to see, from wade. i hope marvel figures that out. but i've kind of abandoned all hope of any good solo spider-man or deadpool content to come out of marvel any time soon. i think the only good deadpool or spider-man content we ever hope to get is when they're jumping into other books.

[vanillaxoshi]

Every few times i rewatch bbb i'm just randomly hit with the fact under the humor the show is very very messed up

Oh haha funny superhero show. *Hali's appearance episode* Oh wow this is messed up

*taufan's appearance* they really just drugged that child into manic

*gempa's* .... Ah yes TRAUMA, poor guy had to think he was weak and not strong enough first. Boi's first self worth issue lets go!

*probe's death* OH MY GOD they actually just showed us a (basically an orphan) lose his only family member/best friend

*api's whole existance* i mean the stress was gonna catch up to him eventually. OH WAIT BOI IS 11

The realization that amato sent his 11 year old son to live with his grandad (that could literally die of old age and would leave boi with no one else) to be independent, but also realizing that maybe amato did this because he didn't want boi to be alone back in kota hilir because who knows how many times boi was left alone at home just so amato can do hero work.

Growing up is really just enjoying this show a lot more because of its humor and realising just how messed up it really is when you look at it again.

Thankfully this show is more humor based than seriousness, if not it would REALLY be a dark show

-love, MP anon

Thats the thing, if this show took a more serious side, it would be a pretty dark show, especially if the age demographic was higher

Like damn, see this? A bunch of 11-12 year old kids being traumatized

Yeah Amato is not fully at fault, he probably doesnt know what the heck is happening in rintis island, yeah sure he saw boi got a powersphere but did he know about boi getting attacked?? Depends if Atok told him or if boi does video calls and tells him

Wait- do they actually do video calls

If Atok's video is sent through space then they could probably, the dude probably had to go back for a while (since season 2 is 6 months after season 1) before finding out he needs to be in space for who knows how long

That earth day episode? With boi feeling bad his parents arent showing up??? Yeah this show couldve been darker if they have done so

[gloriousburden]

though im also critical of it, ragnarok is one of my favs especially cus it endeared me with brodinson interactions (shoutout elevator scene) but after that, i didnt like future loki portrayals. it somewhat flipped loki's aspirations, although i liked how he really seemed a god of mischief i wished for more digging into that. if i said "country boys make do" and did what what i could, then i look at loki betraying thor once more as his warped way of saying "we've come to deeper understanding of e/o more and idk how to be your brother but i want to, this is all i know." (i imagine his ass is that type in fights "IDC! LEAVE! *wants them to stay* i feel frigga was the only person who saw that in him growing up and was there).

coulson did say to him "you lack conviction"; loki's always kind of struggling with himself to find his genuine purpose whether w/ being a king or a brother.

after that though i didnt care for loki they just took his popularized character traits and made him shout them out every second "hehe thats just what loki does!" and things i wanted delved into weren't addressed, or when they were it was poorly. i only seen season 1 but its loki content i just distance from

personally, i liked loki's personality shining in ragnarok. but like this time tom hiddleston said "loki should be an entertaining character but also that there should be a shred of truth" thats how i feel. about all future loki. i think they saw the numbers that loki did in ragnarok, and then on fucked up portraying him, and his depth

hi i sincerely apologize for seeing this so late 💔

personally, during my initial mcu watch, i did actually kind of enjoy ragnarok. although i did realize it’s issues such as pretty much everyone’s characterization (but especially loki’s), the way odin’s death was… Not as serious as it should’ve been, the way everything was too Haha funny joke, korg, the racist thor/bruce joke (which i will actually make a post about eventually), etc…

i did think it was a fun movie. it wasn’t until i rewatched it for a second time, after rewatching the thor movies/avengers 2012 that i realized.. yeah, this isn’t really that good and the earlier movies featuring thor, loki, or asgardians in general really were better.

personally, i prefer the humorous side of loki’s personality more in the dark world over the one in ragnarok. he was being funny and joking around, but it didn’t feel forced. it still felt like loki. in ragnarok, to me at least, it felt very forced and off for loki’s character. in the dark world, they didn’t necessarily have to belittle loki’s character and make him the laughing stock of the movie to make him funny. in ragnarok, they did.

and of course we see that continue a thousand times worse in the s*ries.

you are so right about the popularized character traits point. it’s like when people gossip about something, and as the word gets out to more people, it loses context and only leaves the very basic details of the gossip in the first place. that’s what they did with loki, pretty much. but that a thousand times over if this analogy even makes sense.

honestly do not even bother watching season 2 if you already know about the ending. i actually do think it was a little better than the first season. it was a little more interesting as well. but loki’s characterization was still HORRIFIC. there’s this interrogation type scene with one of the newer characters, this guy who works at the tva, and i guess they tried to make loki seem as though he’s still mischievous and working on his own accord instead of a goody two-shoes, pushover or whatever. idk man. whatever it was, it didn’t work.

and also they put this scene where he’s basically crying over mobius and various other tva workers to sylvie saying that he misses his friends (the friends in question being mobius and the most random tva workers ever) ??? 😭😭😭 i really do not believe that his ass was that devastated over these random ass characters who did not care about him…

basically, his personality was still more that of a silly little english man (not in a good way, trust me.) who works in a cubicle rather than a literal god/prince who speaks very eloquently and in old english. (taking this as an opportunity to say that i miss the old english/shakespeare in the park-esque way he and thor used to speak 😔 it was so fun.)

anyway this is very all over the place and i’m probably missing a few things but thank you so much for the ask!!! it was interesting to read.

[bogunicorn]

see the reason i don't generally enjoy april fool's day is that a lot of the staple "jokes" just are not funny. making people sad for a fakeout isn't funny for anyone but the person making the joke in the first place; it's bullying, just like youtube "pranks" are usually bullying. april fool's "pranks" that are about someone quitting/retiring, getting fired, getting pregnant, being in the hospital or being sick, doing a 180 on your life in a way that isn't actually funny (like pretending to be a bigot or something) are just shitty jokes.

and i'm not even remotely a "you can't joke about that!" kinda bitch. i love dark humor. i tell jokes in private that you would have to pay me rent money to admit to in public because they're awful and laser-targeted at my friends whom i know will find them funny. i can rock with pretty much any joke if it's actually humorous.

i hate april fool's day because every dipshit on social media, especially youtube, seems to think they're going to do the best version of the "make my audience upset" joke that'll totally make the joke worth it, guys, really, i swear!

tumblr i generally pretty bad at being... a website, but i'll give it credit for getting april fool's day and understanding a good joke. also, god bless the people who put effort into actual fun pranks or jokes or videos without defaulting to "haha i made someone sad," like rhett and link eating cheetos out of varied and strange containers, or the hbomberguy fakeout "skyrim is garbage" video that's like an hour and a half of elevator music.

[liviavanrouge]

Perfect

I found a love, for me

Jack: *Points to the part*

Livia: *Nods, looking focused*

Jack: You understand now?

Livia: Yeah, surprised that this was difficult for me

Jack: *Smirks amused, looking away*

Darling, just dive right in and follow my lead

Livia: *Fixes her cloak, lifting the hood up*

Jack: *Wraps his arms around her waist and lifts her up onto his shoulder* Are we going?

Livia: Yes! Let's go!

Jack: *Walks away*

Livia: *Giggles smiling*

Well, I found a girl, beautiful and sweet

Livia: *Perks up and looks away*

Jack: *Stares at her with wide eyes*

Livia: *Stares back, tilting her head to the side*

Sebel: My Lady, we should go

Livia: *Looks away and follows Sebek*

Oh, I never knew you were the someone waiting for me

Livia: *Kneels down, grabbing her books*

Jack: *Glances at her then holds the book he picked up out* Here.

Livia: Thanks... *Takes the book then hurries past him* bye...

Jack: *Looks back, watching her go then rubs the naps of his neck*

~~~~

'Cause we were just kids when we fell in love

Livia (5): *Climbs down off her bed, walking to the floating mirror*

Jack(5): *Perks up, looking at his mirror, his eyes widening*

Livia: *Beams* HI!!

Jack: *Stares at her surprised* ...hi..

Livia: *Giggles beaming*

Not knowing what it was

Jack(10): *Touches his mirror flinching when he fell through*

Livia(10): *Lays asleep in bed, her hair in a ponytail*

Jack: *Walks over, staring down at her* Cute...

Livia: *Opens her eyes staring at him*

Jack: *Flinches back, bolting back to the mirror and passing through*

Livia: *Turns over huffing* ....weirdo...

I will not give you up this time

Jack(16): *Grins amused*

Livia: *Laughs, smiling up at him*

Jack: It's a bit silly, I'll admit that much

Livia: *Giggles* Savannaclaw sounds like a handful

Jack: Indeed...

But darling, just kiss me slow

Livia: *Presses a kiss to Jack's cheek then vanishes into thin air*

Jack: Liv-

Livia: *Reappears giggling* Yes~

Jack: That was not fair.

Livia: Not my fault you can't teleport-

Jack: *Leans close* Make it up to me.

Livia: Oh fine, you're no fun!

Your heart is all I own

Livia: *Looks at Jack then Sebek*

Sebek: I accompany her ladyship wherever she goes-

Jack: So you follow her to the bathroom as well?

Sebek: WHAT IS DISGUSTING THING TO SAY! OF COURSE NOT-

Livia: *Giggles causing Sebek's cheeks to flush*

Sebek: Touche, wolf...

And in your eyes, you're holding mine

Livia: *Rolls her eyes*

Maple: Roll then any further they'll get stuck-

Livia: I'm surprised yours aren't stuck yet with the amount of times you've rolled them

Jack: *Coughs, hiding his smile*

Maple: *Trembles then storms away* UGH!

Livia: What a sad sad girl...

~~~~

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark

Livia: *Twirls around in the ballroom at Pomefiore*

Vil: Watch your footing!

Livia: *Twirls to the right, doing a small bowing gesture before leaping to the left, landing on one foot with a hand in the air*

Jack: *Stands in the doorway stunned*

Vil: *Looks at Jack then grins amused*

With you between my arms

Livia: *Fixes her hair then perks up when arms wrapped around her waist*

Jack: Are you ready?

Livia: Yep! Let's go!

Jack: *Walks beside her, an arm around her waist*

Livia: Protective much.

Jack: *Huffs*

Barefoot on the grass

Livia: *Laughs, twirling around*

Jack: *Looks around the open field impressed*

Livia: Come on, Jack!

Jack: Alright...

Livia: *Beams giggling*

Listening to our favourite song

Livia: PAPA!

Lilia: *Quickly leaves* Don't mind me~

Livia: *Sighs* Sorry about him

Jack: *Twitches his ears* ....nice song..

Livia: *Smiles* I guess so, hehe

When you said you looked a mess

Livia: *Touches her hair and sighs*

Jack: Bad hair day?

Livia: *Smiles* Haha, very funny

Jack: *Chuckles* I am known for my humor

Livia: *Laughs* What humor!?

Jack: That hurts

I whispered underneath my breath

Jack: *Scratches his head, walking to his bed*

Livia: *Walks in wearing her dragon Pj's* I had to convince Mal Mal to let me come

Jack: ...cute..

Livia: *Blinks, then laughs* Thanks!

Jack: *Looks away flustered*

But you heard it

Livia: *Sits still as Raviola brushed her hair*

Zander: *Eyes Jack then looks away* My Lady, I have your dress prepared

Livia: Thanks, Zander!

Jack: *Watches them surprised with how diligent the two servants are*

Raviola and Zander: *Looks at Jack, giving him warning smiles*

Darling, you look perfect tonight

Livia: *Stands with her hands clasped behind her back, wearing a dark green dress with black trimming making out bats, low heeled green shoes on her feet. Her hair flowing over her shoulder*

Jack: Livia-?

Livia: *Turns around and smiles* Hey Jack..

Jack: *Stares at her silent*

Livia: Jack

Jack: You look nice...

Livia: *Giggles* Thanks, you look great as well!

~~~~

Well, I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know

Thea: HOLD STILL!

Lilia: *Huffs, Thea tending to his arm* Ugh...

Thea: *Growls* Idiot...stop being reckless....

Lilia: Stop worrying about me I can take care of myself

Thea: IDIOT!!

Lilia: STOP YELLING AT ME!!

She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I'll share her home

Lilia: You'd be a terrible mother

Thea: *Glares at him looking as if a vein was gonna burst*

Lilia: Your kids would want to run away

Thea: I'm gonna slice your tongue out.

Lilia: *Snaps his mouth shut, covering it with his hand*

Thea: That's what I thought.

I found a lover, to carry more than just my secrets

Thea: *Stares across the river*

Lilia: *Stares with wide eyes* Thea?

Thea: *Blinks twice before her eyes widened* Lilia?

???: THEA!!

Thea: *Turns and hurries away*

Lilia: *Reaches towards her* Wait-

To carry love, to carry children of our own

Thea: *Smiles, brushing Kuro's hair*

Kuro: Ma! It's not that bad!!

Thea: *Snorts amused* Yeah, right...

Lilia: *Chuckles, getting the others ready for today as the cottage bustled with the voices of children*

~~~~

We are still kids, but we're so in love

Lilia(19): *Leans against the rail, staring downwards*

Ameki: *Comes up beside him then grins*

Thea(14): *Holds the herbs, her mentor beside her*

Ameki: You in love, Kiddo?

Lilia: AMEKI!!

Ameki: *Laughs*

Fighting against all odds

Lilia: *Shields Jay* GO JAY!

Jay: *Flinches then quickly runs away*

Thea: *Frowns when the two returned to camp* Idiots.

Arian: *Walks over, herbs in his mouth* Hold still..

Thea: *Huffs, tending to Lilia*

I know we'll be alright this time

Lilia: *Laughs, holding Silver in his lap* You had the biggest temper I've ever seen!

Thea: *Smiles at him amused* You had one as well...

Lilia: Mines wasn't as bad as yours though~

Thea: Oh whatever!

Lilia: *Laughs*

Darling, just hold my hand

Lilia: *Turns and perks up*

Thea: *Smiles, walking over to him*

Cobra: I got the kids, have fun you two

Lilia: *Nods then holds his hand out* Shall we go?

Thea: *Smiles, taking his hand* Yes, let's go..

Be my girl, I'll be your man

Thea: *Twirls around, her hair flowing behind her*

Lilia: *Chuckles quietly, watching her fondly*

Thea: *Perks up and smiles at him, a breeze blowing through her hair* Wanna join me?

Lilia: *Stands up* Don't blame me if I step on your feet

Thea: *Chuckles*

I see my future in your eyes

Thea: Alright, everyone outside!

Lilia: Stay near the cottage

Thea: *Turns and heads to her herbs*

Lilia: *Watches the kids* I want ano-

Thea: Absolutely not, not right now.

Lilia: Oh boo...

~~~~

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark

Thea: *Smiles, doing a slow spin, fireflies flickering around her*

Lilia: *Chuckles, watching her*

Lilia: *Grins slightly, resting his chin on his hand*

Thea: *Looks at him then looks away quickly*

Lilia: *Chuckles, then hops up to join her*

With you between my arms

Thea: *Perks up feeling Arms wrap around her*

Lilia: *Grumbles quietly, resting his head on her chest* Squishy and comfy...

Thea: *Smiles amused* Pervert

Lilia: *Whines in protest*

Thea: *Chuckles, rolling her eyes, curling her tail around him*

Barefoot on the grass

Thea: *Walks through a river barefooted, the end of her dress getting soaked*

Lilia: *Grins and kicks water at her*

Thea: *Yelps, then shakes herself down, giving him a look*

Lilia: *Laughs then flinches when water hit him*

Thea: *Screams laughing running away when he lunges at her*

Lilia: *Laughs, chasing after her*

Listening to our favorite song

Lilia: *Stretches then waves his hand using a bit of magic to make the brooms move*

Thea: *Hums, flicking her tail behind her*

Lilia: *Looks at her, then gently taps a quiet beat on the table*

Thea: *Looks at him surprised then giggles*

Lilia: *Smiles, his expression softening*

When I saw you in that dress, looking so beautiful

Cobra: *Stands beside Lilia, grinning*

Lilia: Can I look now

Duke: Yep!

Lilia: *Turns around, his eyes widening*

Thea: *Smiles slightly, looking flustered in her wedding dress*

Lilia: *Stares a small smile on his face*

I don't deserve this

Lilia: *Lays curled up with Thea, his cheek squished against her chest*

Thea: *Yawns and stretches*

???: MAMA! PAPA!

Lilia: Maria?

Thea: *Nods* Maria..

Lilia: *Chuckles and gets up*

Thea: *Smiles, and stretches again before following him*

Darling, you look perfect tonight

Lilia: *Smiles, watching Thea*

Thea: *Perks up then looks at him, herbs decorating in her hair*

Lilia: *Grins at her*

Thea: *Looks away, her cheeks turning pink*

Lilia: *Laughs*

~~~~

Baby, I'm dancing in the dark

Livia: *Spins around her room, holding her arms out moving them gracefully around*

Jack: *Grabs her hand and pulls her close*

Livia: Jack-

Jack: *Grins* It's better to have a partner

Livia: *Laughs, smiling up at him*

Jack: *Smiles, his arm around her waist*

With you between my arms

Lilia: *Chuckles, a hand on Thea's waist, the other holding her hand*

Thea: Look at the short stuff~

Lilia: Hey, I'll have you know, I can still dance!

Thea: *Laughs, rolling her eyes* Whatever

Lilia: Rude~

Barefoot on the grass

Livia: *Hugs flowers to her chest, a breeze blowing through her hair*

Missy: *Laughs, sitting in Jack's hair with Hissy*

Jack: *Watches Livia silently, Skull asleep in his lap*

Livia: *Looks over at him and beams*

Jack: *Sets Missy and Hissy down, standing up and heading over to join Livia*

Listening to our favorite song

Lilia: *Leans against Thea asleep*

Thea: *Looks down at him amused, curling her tail around him*

Thea: *Hums quietly, working on a scarf for Silver*

Lilia: *Smiles in his sleep*

I have faith in what I see

Livia: *Walks out, wearing a floral imprinted dress, her hair in a bun*

Jack: LIV!

Livia: *Looks over at him*

Jack: *Perks up, his eyes widening*

Livia: *Smiles, the sun shining on her hair making it shimmer*

Jack: *Smiles slightly*

Now I know I have met an angel in person

Thea: *Chuckles as Livia and Maria finished doing her help, Lavender placing flowers in it*

Lilia: *Watches the boys practice, perking up when the girls dragged them off to play*

Lilia: Stay close!

Thea: *Giggles, fixing one of the flowers, the sun shining on her*

Lilia: *Stares at her then smiles*

And she looks perfect

Livia: *Flies down, and lands, fixing her dress*

Jack: You came here speedy quick

Livia: *Laughs and grabs his hand* Mal Mal had to make sure my winter wear wouldn't let me get cold!

Jack: *Smiles as she pulled him after her*

~~~~

I don't deserve this

Lilia: *Perks up, feeling something on his head*

Thea: *Smiles, fixing the herbs she dropped on his head* Now you're a bush

Lilia: *Laughs*

Thea: *Giggles, flicking her ears*

You look perfect tonight

Livia: *Beams, pulling Jack after her* Look, Jack!

Jack: *Smiles, following her as she pulled him around the festival*

Livia: *Giggles, holding bracelets up to his wrist* Which one would fit~

Jack: *Grins* We'll have to find out...

@anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @writing-heiress @marrondrawsalot @abyssthing198 @zexal-club @teddymochi

[katsukikitten]

Absolutely indeedy it's the dark brotherhood quests!! Super glad you let Cicero live, he's my demented fave and I catch so much shit from my friends for being perhaps a little too into him 💀

Also, lowkey not worth it to return the skeleton key cuz it's an unbreakable lockpick and like yeah the lockpick skill goes up slower if you're using the key but like come on. You can't give us a super op item like that and then immediately tell us to give it back to mommy nocturnal forever so we can't use it anymore

As for literally every daedra wanting a piece of the dragonborn's ass, it is so funny to me to imagine the player character finally dying for good sometime in their twilight years and leaving behind the most complicated yet admirable legacy and they get to the void, or shor's hall, or aetherium, or the hunting grounds, or whichever afterlife they believe in or are pledged to, and suddenly a bunch of fuckers like old uncle sanguine and clavicus and nocturnal and whoever show up like "ahem excuse me your soul is mine actually" "no it's mine" "nuh uh it's mine" and then just like. A bunch of daedric princes have to get in this eternal custody battle over this one person who just Did Too Much while they were alive lmao

-Skyrim anon

Skyrim anon you fucking get it 😂 no be into him I can see why he's so bat shit and the dancing 😂 and he's just a poor wet meow meow he needs love

Omg yes like they're all there to collect and it's like haha sorry 😅 just so many of you wanted me or FORCED ME to do this for the sake of my quest and I see it through! NO SOUL FOR ANYONE Lmfao!!!

Yea I felt really bad for him 🥺 like he was left all alone with the corpse of a woman he idolizes like of course he wants to be the listener 😭 and then when you investigate his room and he's got like five journals 😂 girl gave us the tea didn't he. And he didn't technically kill anyone in the brother hood so like I let him live cause I felt bad and if he came to kill me later I'd be ready. Him coming back joking about killing you and then being like jkjk I'm joking bestie is so fucking funny I love him.

My lock picking is 100 and tbh if it took longer to get there because of the key I couldn't tell you. I LOVE lock picking and I won't lie every time I pickpocket someone I would take the gold and the picklock. Still do! I made the thieves guild my first big quest because I just really love the idea of them! I had played a little bit before and watch boyfriend play seldomly when it first came back so playing it now and still not knowing much about the game has been so fun! I've done a lot but none of the main quest 😂 I feel really bad about killing the dragons and taking their souls so they can't come back 😭 and I'm waiting to fight another dragon (since I sneak everywhere, even walking because idk I just do ?? I'm so weird 😂) before I use the summon ghost dragon guy from the spiritual realm

OH but back to the brotherhood anon, when the emperor asked you to humor his dying wish did you kill Motierre 👀

I did. And I killed the Capitan cause I cannot lie finding Festus pinned to the tree like that outside of the sanctuary made me so upset 😭 and I couldn't even find out lizard friend but seeing Gabriella and Arnbjorn 😭 I was like girl if I find Astrid she's DYING I was DISTRAUGHT OVER BABETTE AND NAZIR SO RELIEVED when they turned out okay but again why did I have to climb into that damn coffin again 😭 the mother needs lotion and a face mask 😭