#not for broadcast timeloop spoilers

[chrswlls]

what if we were disembodied voices except one of us literally cannot speak haha what if. winston whatchu want 🗣🔥‼️

original under da cut

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

light/moderate spoilers for 3-MS but do you think jenny would have Done That if she and jeremy weren't on camera? because personally i don't

[vonlipvig]

everyone check up on your bisexual friends cause HOLY SHIT

[malicocks]

Alan and his tiny fucking book ,,,

[nicholerhe]

Don't mind me. Still completely and utterly wrecks WEEKS after hearing

"Isn't she a little much?"

"I've found that, given time, she is precisely the right amount..."

Ugh my heart! 💜

(SPOILERS)

Main game NFB Jeremy x Jenny lines that also take me out:

Whispering together while Julia and Peter make their election day speech

"Not coming for a drink?" "Nope, got a date!" "Lucky you, try not to get murdered!" (This is early on in the game, but already tells us 1) they hang out *regularly*, 2) Jenny is still active and available on the dating scene as it feels like the date is implied to be one of the first meets, and 3) Jeremy teasing yet caring about her wellbeing)

"You'd miss my charm"

"I thought you grew up in the wild" "Why, bc I'm so fierce?" "Because I've watched you eat."

"It adds to my allure" "No, it doesn't."

Legit, all of Jeremy/Jenny while the Somerset-Bentley sequence is running

"Don't you walk away from me! Jenny!" Their early Heatwave dispute is SO married couple-coded.

"Get over yourself, Jeremy! Stop feeling sorry for yourself for 5 f**king... 5... 4... 3..." *Jeremy staring off in her direction, surprised she would go off at him like that* (married couple coded, need I say more?)

"This is Jenny... and is someone I consider-- well (long ass pause) a *friend*."

"Why are you here today? It was supposed to be your day off!" He didn't want her to see him resign from the news he loves so much 😢

and also "My date cancelled. I'd rather be here that moping around at home... Truth be told, I wanted to see you. Being annoyed with you is... It's like wearing a comfy jumper." .... As a literature lover and a hopeless romantic, this is literally one of the most romantic things I've seen.

"You're flushing your life down the toilet for-- God, I *love* you, Jeremy..."

Putting her body between Jeremy and the CCOs during Takedown, until Jeremy asks her to move

Colin trying to set Jenny up on a date with his cousin and then Megan's brother during the uprising broadcast, and Megan calls her "too smart" ...it's a small detail I know, but just further solidified in my mind how compatible Jeremy + Jenny are written to be.

"Hey, you" *literally one of the most tender, romantic hugs I've seen....* (srsly, you try hugging the homies like that and tell me it's totally platonic😂 the head grab is what does it for me!)

"Why didn't you make contact?" "It would've only put you in their crosshairs, I'm sorry." ...... ladies gents and nb friends - He's looking out for her and her safety. again !!!

"How about we grab some dinner?" (the arm touch sent me out here! also... I feel like *drinks* would've been the more platonic ask here but I digress...)

"...that's going to take *more than one* dinner!"

Bonus Timeloop:

"It's the night of Smiles, Jeremy. Try one one for size!"

[chrswlls]

oh.... thats gore.... thats gore of my comfort characters......

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

i'll be honest. it didn't even register as a Sex Thing to me.

[chrswlls]

my predictions bingo card for timeloop. under the cut is after :)

there wasnt another song but who cares because that? That was amazing fucking loved musiverse

None of the scientist were anything id consider a villain. But like? If they didnt pine eaçhother for one billion jillion years this never wouldve happened 😭 then again im glad it did

Look ambiguous character and all but I NEVER wouldve thought of locking them up in the bannon soundstage or inviting all the guests with the starcrossed lovers LMFAOO (Alex's ambiguity is also kinda challenged by like. "Ungendered Chris" and the fact that you own a baton in the domanitrix universe lmfao hello??? That au was so fucked up lmfao)

Speaking of ungendered chris, look ik alex isnt changed in alot of the universes where they should be, and so is colin, but like? Theres an actual ungendered chris thats a whole other character and boseman is turned into a whole other character so honestly close enough? The set up is a bit too good ngl the fact that they look similar and all

The reason why Timeloop is never mentioed again is rlly anticlimactic tbh but whatever

I think we all know what that 4th wall breaking meta shit is im sure. Winston whatchu want ba ba ba 😋 never wouldve guessed scatman Boseman was actually a hint from a devstream

Domanitrix universe. Anyway

Honestly whyd i even write that they couldnt just invite everyone back could they? I was kinda rooting for a sophia rymmington comeback but at least we get why she doesnt LMFAOOOO

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[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Just Good Friends becomes SIGNIFICANTLY more hilarious with the introduction of two little headcanons

[vonlipvig]

oh they kinda gagged me with this one

[vonlipvig]

oh i love when the trio is being silly together. i love them so much.

[vonlipvig]

sometimes the most beautiful romantic setting can be you, your beloved, and conspiracy theorist alan james, who you're kinda sitting on.

[vonlipvig]

my BELOVEDS

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

fun little detail i've noticed about jeremy's body language: when he's forcing himself to put on a smile (usually for a camera), he smiles with teeth. but when he's smiling genuinely, his mouth stays shut. i really do like little details like that

so cuute my onglydoople😭🥺belyflop.think hes smiling!

[malicocks]

i still genuinely believe i conjured this entire dlc in my dreams

[vonlipvig]

nobody talk to me rn