#not even in a romantic way I just think it’s so funny that British ppl say sausage as an endearment

[dogmetaph0r]

when I’m inspired to write a particular passage of a future chapter I put it down in my notes app so I don’t forget the phrasing. It helps me track plot details to set up earlier but it also helps me track my hormonal cycle, because around day 12ish I write some INCREDIBLY sappy mushy shit for tommy and sam that literally rots my fucking teeth, and then the moment I hit PMS someone goes through the horrors and the dog metaphor gets INTENSE

[carllisle]

inspired by this positivity chain started by the effervescent, kind, funny and sweet @jasperwhitcock i just wanna be positive abt 3 ppl and be um. soft!!!

@carlislesscarf omg rach is one of the funniest people, and so sweet too. like from the moment you see that cursed picture in her icon you just know that shes got a certain level of humour that is like. GOOD SHIT. she’s so consistently supportive, and she is incredibly patient and kind when explaining something whether it be fandom related or otherwise. her soul is just so bright and it warms me to think how kindly she welcomed me to the fandom when i first joined. like. she is just this bundle of positivity for others. the first time we spoke to each other like voice chat we were both just laughing like we were drunk for like 15 mins. she’s such a bright ray of sunshine!!!

@notquitetwilight oh my god words nearly fail me. when i first saw her posts i was like. obsessed and I was too intimidated to message her because they were so funny (and still are!!!) and the first time i did message her it was on anon. then rach added her to a group chat we were in and like oh my god???? she is SO funny SO sweet and so passionate i just knew i wanted to keep talking to her!!! it’s such a blessing to find someone in a fandom who shares your sense of humour in such outlandish scenarios (and yes, the Cullanos is a particularly good example!!!!!!!!) and to have a mutual and a friend in Juliet is wonderful. sidenote, it still kills me that she is now known as Juliet despite it not being her name, because we joked that if we ever fell in love it would be like romeo and juliet, a forbidden love because shes irish and im british. on that note, she has been incredibly patient with me when i have been ignorant and incredibly forgiving when i have said the wrong thing or crossed a line. her passion and knowledge is something she has shared and it has opened my eyes to so many things that i was too cowardly? too wilfully ignorant? too lazy? to see before. and she’s never made me feel bad about it, either, even though she would not be wrong to. im incredibly grateful to know her and see her passion and to learn from her, whilst also sharing the most unhinged creative vision with her, too. so for anyone wondering if the person behind the Twilight group chats is that funny in private, yes, yes she is. also shes fine as hell and i believe we were a married couple in a past life. or nuns in a secret life-long romantic relationship in a 13th century italiano nunnery. 

@stregoni-benefici​ and me go way back actually. we were mutuals from 2012 when i first made my main blog although we never actually talked, and at some point i unfollowed twilight blogs. when i wanted to come back to the twilight fandom in november 2020, she was the first person i spoke to and who welcomed me to the fandom and especially the carlesme fandom. without her kindness i probably wouldn’t have stuck around. Streg is the kindest person, the most understanding and compassionate person, and i just adore her. her carlesme headcanons are intelligent and sweet and sexy and we think alike in so many ways, talking to her is the highlight of my day. whether it be talking about twilight or anything else, Streg has a listening ear and kind word, and her laugh is one of the most lovely things to hear oh my god???? she is the carlesme MVP, here since 2011. everyone say THANK YOU miss streg!!!!! she introduced me to rach who then introduced me to juliet so thank u streg, my twilight experience wouldn’t be half as good without you!!! 

i just adore these three ladies. like for real. all three of them are kind, funny, intelligent women who are wonderful to have in my life. most people in the world are going through really tough things right now, and having good friends, even ones that you met through fucking twilight of all things, can make all the difference. i love these bitches uno actually

[peach-pops]

hi emma ! if it’s not too much trouble, i’d like to request a matchup ! my pronouns are she/her and i’m pansexual (i’d prefer a male ship if you don’t mind :)). i’d love for my quirk to be related to the sea/water. not sure what’d that entail but it’s an idea 🤷🏽‍♀️ i’m 5’10 and a half, mixed, got some chub, i wear glasses, and some real curly black hair. i also have brown eyes 😌. i’m usually very reserved but if we click instantly then i just go with the flow. i’m disorganized- (1/?)

and quite emotional. i love giving out hugs but it’s mainly with ppl that i vibe with really well. i’m clingy to an extent and i loveee cuddles 🥺. not big on pda, hand holding and quick kisses are fine. i like to have more romantics moments private. i’m really sweet and kind (most of the time) and i love to help others. but i’m always shy and awkward 👉🏽👈🏽 when it comes to someone i find attractive or i like. i become PUTTY in whoever’s hands when they play with my hair. ESPECIALLY head-2/4 ||  massages. instant simp 😭i’m definitely a big spoon when it comes to cuddling (bc i’ve only had smaller s/o’s) so idk how it feels to be little. i just like the feeling of holding them 🥺 something that really pisses me off is someone speaking to me in a baby voice ?? if that’s what you’d call it ? i absolutely hate it lmfao. i mainly watch anime, read when i get a chance but i’d rather hang out with my closest friends. ig im a mix between an introvert and an extrovert. my favorite songs- (3/4) ||  are electric love by borns and everybody talks by neon trees, i also vibe heavy with post malone. i’ve done 7 seasons of colorguard and enjoyed every second of it. i feel like i have the aesthetic of a skater/bruh girl ?? i hope that makes sense lmao. i love making other people laugh and having fun, it makes me so happy seeing my friends laugh and having a good time 🥺 bc you never know when someone needs a pick-me-up to make their day better 😌 omg this is so long i’m sorry 😭😭 (4/4)

I totally relate to the massages and playing with hair UGHHHH and Omg you would absolutely hate me I use baby voices all time with my boyfriend and if I want to be extra annoying, I do a really bad British impression. Luckily, you can’t hear my voice over tumblr lmao. I hope you enjoy your matchup and Matchups are closed!

I ship you with Kaminari! 

You know how Kaminari always messes and plays with Ojiro’s tail? That is 100% him when he spots you in a crowd. 

 It doesn’t matter if you’re chilling in the common room on the couch in the middle of a conversation, this dude will just come up to you and start playing with your curls non-chalantly while you turn into absolute putty 

Even before you two started dating, he was always finding ways to be near you or mess with you. He would always beg you to let him try on your glasses and EVERYTIME, he puts them on and refuses to give it back to you. He thinks he’s being a flirt BLEH 

He knows you hate the baby voice thing but one time he decided to try it out and OOF

“ ~ Oh babbbyyy you look so cute in your little pajamas~”

YOU DID NOT HESITATE TO USE YOUR QUIRK TO DUMP WATER OVER HIM 

You always give him a hug in the morning, after breakfast, before and after class, basically all the time and even though you do it so often, he still short circuits cause girlfriend?!? touching him?!?! voluntarily?!? 

Oh we should talk about quirks cause while your personality match, there is a bit of a problem because of your quirk

Your quirk is Hydroblade: you have the ability to shape water into weapons like tridents, spears, or small bullet-like pellets 

Its a badass quirk but you both have to be careful around each other when fighting cause water + electricity is a DANGEROUS MIX. You two are trying to figure out a combo move together to try and add his current to your projectile water weapons but the last couple of times, your fingertips were so numb you couldn’t feel anything for hours 

BUT ANYWAY

He is such a fun boyfriend. He’s always cracking jokes with you and even if you don’t find it funny, you still admire his determination to keep trying to make you laugh. 

You on the other hand can make him laugh every single time and even though your goal sometimes is just to make him laugh, you usually are able to make others in your vicinity chuckle too ( Kaminari adores this about you cause it’s never a dull moment between the two of you so if he’s also dating someone who can make other people happy, he knows he hit the jackpot)

Kaminari also loves your style like the skater aesthetic is something he wishes he could pull off but he’s slowly getting there thanks to your help

He absolutely adores you and EVERYONE knows this like he makes it a point to show you off. Even though he seems pretty chill, he gets super serious when it comes to you and your safety. One time during a training exercise, Mineta suggested to leave you behind and Kaminari almost used his 2 million volts ON THE SUGGESTION ALONE

[zukkacore]

I was tagged by @k4spbrak to list my top 7 fav comfort movies! Honestly I really do watch the same movies over and over which is the main reason I wasn’t anxious like I usually am when I get tagged in ask games. Looking at this list now tbh I think I just like funny movies that can cheer me up and nostalgic movies

7. Thor: Ragnarok - the most recent addition to what I dubbed the Comfort Movie Rotation, I’m a sucker for everything Taika does and it’s just so damn funny, it’s always good when I wanna laugh. My family quote it back to each other all the time

6. Howl’s Moving Castle - this one is more of a solo comfort film than a family one. I had to pick a ghibli movie and although there are movies by the studio that are arguably better, this one just hits just right it captures all the sensibilities I love. The music is a dream, I love the characters, i love howl melodrama and all, I love anything to do w witches and wizards, the anti-war messaging, the sky stroll sequence. it’s just a romantic film

5. Lilo and Stitch - this is one that I bond w my extended family over, and I watch it with my brother a lot. I love everything about it, the art design is just so round and friendly, it’s insight into Hawaii life is way more accurate than a lot of mainstream movies, I love the music, the characters, aaaa imo it’s secretly kind of brilliant but it’s also just a movie I associate a my family

4. Pride and Prejudice (2005) - OK THIS ONE IS VERY SPECIFIC TO ME AND MY MOM bc the boys in my family are haters she and I watch it all the time bc it’s so pretty I LOVE the costume design and the music and we love a good romance, Regency is one of my favorite periods in history especially for decorative styles/art/literature! Also the thing we love abt it and why it’s a comfort movie is that Austen is so incredibly funny! Even in adaptation her comedy carries through so well, I love Austen adaptations especially p&p bc every single character is bananas and the only person in on the joke is Lizzie, it’s like regency the office and nobody realizes! We quote mr. Collins and his weird “boiled potatoes” thing all. The. Time.

3. Sky High - ULTIMATE COMFORT MOVIE ITS JUST A GOOD TIME!!! ITS JUST A GOOD TIME NOTHING ELSE! ITS JUST CUTE AND FUNNY AND FUN!! IT’S CHARMING THERES NO OTHER WORD FOR IT! IT JUST MAKES ME SMILE!

2. A Knight’s Tale - ok ultimate family comfort movie it’s so goofy and fun an anachronistic like we always watch this movie whenever we need a laugh. Good rock soundtrack, also Alan Tudyk & Paul Bettany kinda rule? I’ve watched it too many times to count

1. About a Boy - this one is pure comfort movie bc it’s so niche to me and my family like there’s no other explanation. It’s a weird british comedy w Hugh Grant where he plays a rich douchebag who accidentally becomes a parental figure to a young Nicholas Hoult in a particular hard time when his depressed hippie mother played by Toni Collette attempts suicide. Yeah. Sounds like a weird comfort movie but me and my family love it & it’s way more funny than it sounds, also Rachel Weisz and Toni Collette my two loves are in the same movie

I’m terrible at tagging ppl so I’ll just tag @juliechu @nedstax @eddiemywuv @letskillthisbitchassclown @kaspzier @honeyreynolds & any other mutuals who just wanna do this just say I tagged you I’ll be excited to see what you put!

[isempiterna]

REALLY LONG  CHARACTER  SURVEY. RULES.  Repost, don’t  reblog! tag  10  ! good luck! TAGGED.  @starryeyecl  TAGGING. who of my followers haven’t been tagged yet, I tag u

GOTTA DO BOTH GIRLS CAUSE I LOVE OVERSHARING INFORMATION !!!!

the following information is for the verse YELLOW ROSE. information differs by a little or a lot depending on verse

FULL NAME: Lark Maureen Tempest ∬ Sparrow Grace Weave NICKNAME // ALIAS: HILARIOUS STORY TIME Lark used to introduce herself all the time as “Lark, but you can call me Temmy if you want” and nobody would call her Temmy sdhfdskfslhf  ∬  one of her friends calls her Spar sometimes AGE:  26 ∬ 20 BIRTHDAY:  November 26 (1991) ∬ February 20 (1997) ETHNIC GROUP: European mix (Irish-French, German-Polish-Danish) ∬ European mix ? (Irish-French, British-Indian) NATIONALITY: American LANGUAGE/S: English ∬ English, very limited Spanish SEXUAL ORIENTATION: bisexual ∬ asexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: biromantic ∬ demiromantic RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single CLASS: middle class / lower middle HOMETOWN/AREA: I just stick em places CURRENT HOME: ┐(ツ)┌ PROFESSION: café owner ∬ student

PHYSICAL.

HAIR: white-blonde, practically white ∬ black EYES: copper brown ∬ light blue FACE: heart ∬ peach LIPS: pouty, rather pink ∬ soft, dark cherries COMPLEXION: European, tans easily ∬ fair, smooth BLEMISHES: beauty marks! one at the inner corner of her eye (left), one at the bottom of her mouth (left), two on her cheek (right) ∬ none SCARS: a few here and there TATTOOS: none HEIGHT: 5′2″ ∬ 5′3″ WEIGHT: ~116 lbs ∬ ~106 lbs BUILD: hourglass, strong, compact ∬ pear, slender, toned FEATURES: major resting bitch face, can’t tell if eyes are bored or bedroom, STRONG ARMS ∬ delicate, almost a sense of ethereal beauty? bordering on creepy, hidden strength

ALLERGIES: none USUAL HAIR STYLE: casual ponytail, messy bun, whatever it’s called when you fold your hair up with a big hair clip?? ∬ down, easily hides her face when necessary, ponytail for running USUAL FACE LOOK: resting bitch, politely waiting for...something?, clear gaze ∬ thoughtful, mild to intense interest in whatever she’s looking at  USUAL CLOTHING: comfy, loose  ∬ simple, comfortable, subtly stylish

PSYCHOLOGY.

FEAR/S: losing Sparrow, losing her father ∬ losing her loved ones, what happened in elementary/middle/high school coming back to haunt her in college ASPIRATION/S: take care of her sister FOREVER ∬ get a degree that will help her help people (nursing? doctor? therapist? environmentalist? ??) POSITIVE TRAITS: honest, easy to talk to, very aware of her emotions, can let go of grudges ∬ good listener, friendly, supportive, forgiving, pacifist, Mom Friend NEGATIVE TRAITS: immediately dislikes you if you look at Sparrow funny, doesn’t always lose her temper but when she DOES, doesn’t know how to pull her punches, god her plastic smiles are the most annoying thing in the world, possibly too honest  ∬ doesn’t think of her own well-being in the least, can’t stand up for herself, highly manipulable, apologizes for everything, gives way too many chances (as in she never stops giving u another chance) ZODIAC: Sagittarius ∬ Pisces (Aquarius-Pisces cusp) TEMPERAMENT: sanguine  ∬ phlegmatic SOUL TYPE/S: warrior ∬ ghdvkhldlf couldn’t take the quiz again but I’d guess server (maybe she coulda been an artist if I hadn’t fucked w things ( ᐛ ) ) VICE HABIT/S: using force when frustrated, cheat day every day?  ∬ apathy towards herself, unnecessary guilt, keeping secrets VIRTUES/VICES: kindness & wrath ∬ patience (and also liKE ALL OF THEM AAAA) & ........maybe like sloth...about herself.....emotionally....... FAITH: Lark has faith in herself hghdksvh ∬ Sparrow has faith in the good of others GHOSTS?: maybe a little but probably not ∬ who knows, why not? AFTERLIFE?: nope ∬ maybe, who knows REINCARNATION?: god she wants to be Sparrow’s sister foREVER ∬ maybe, who knows? ALIENS?: why not ∬ w h o  kn o w s ? POLITICAL ALIGNMENT: democratic-leaning ∬ democratic-leaning or third party EDUCATION LEVEL: college graduate (4 years) ∬ currently in college

FAMILY.

FATHER: Lionel Tempest ∬ Chandler Weave MOTHER: Phoenix Burke SIBLINGS: Sparrow ∬ Lark  EXTENDED FAMILY: uugh I don’t wanna write all this out but Phoenix has a p big family and Lionel has a huge family and Chandler also has a pretty extensive family that he’s largely estranged from NAME MEANING/S: Lark as in the bird ∬ Sparrow as in the bird HISTORICAL CONNECTION?: BIRDS

FAVORITES.

BOOK: the poetry book Sparrow got her ∬ just one favorite?? MOVIE: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (lotta fond nostalgia) ∬ prolly watches a lot of foreign films? not really a fan of violence 5 SONGS: JUST 5 ??? HOLIDAY: 4th of July bc FIREWORKS  ∬ Christmas bc she can give gifts to ppl MONTH: July ∬ late September/early October SEASON: SUMMER ∬ fall and winter and actually spring and heck why not summer too PLACE: wherever her sister is ∬ home, her uncle’s library (visited once when she was very young, still dreams about it) WEATHER: SUMMER NIGHT ∬ mild autumn day, early winter morning SOUND: the crackle of fireworks and fizz of sparklers; ice cracking; distant traffic; Sparrow singing when no one can hear her; the thump of sand-filled canvas; bird wings ∬ snow falling; Lark idly playing the piano; footsteps on carpet; 3am thunder over the mountains; wind chimes and bells and glass tinkling and music boxes SCENT/S: summer air, heavy and humid; smoke (fireworks, campfire); hot spring waters; lilacs ∬ books and paper and binding glue; evergreen trees and juniper berries; the first breath of a cold day; healthy earth and roots and sun-warmed leaves; graphite and fresh ink TASTE/S: orange soda, carbonates; smooth coffee; light, crunchy snacks ∬ fresh fruits and vegetables; colloidal silver; water after a long run; raspberry chocolate FEEL/S: warmth, solid or soft or just the air pressing around; post-workout, heavy muscles but light on the inside, sweet oxygen and satisfaction; cool piano keys and worn foot pedals ∬ sunlight on window seats; scritta paper; winter’s chill; downy blankets and a warm mug; runner’s high ANIMAL/S: KOALAS ∬ so many?? NUMBER: uh ∬ prolly like 3 or smth COLORS: yellow ∬ soft blue and peach

EXTRA.

TALENTS: piano, kick boxing, Worst puns, keeping a straight face ∬ violin, bullet journaling, painting/ink drawing, cooking, running, creative and harmless pranks BAD AT: being patient, cooking, not starting fights with people who are mean to her sister ∬ speaking up for herself, cutting toxic people out of her life, arguing, jokes and sarcasm TURN-ONS: strong people, cute girls, people with secrets, soulful singers ∬ she’s so confused TURN OFFS: too many secrets, dismissive of Sparrow, BAD teeth, narcissism ∬ are u making her uncomfortable?  HOBBIES: kick boxing, piano, talking about her sister ∬ reading, journaling, painting/drawing, running, violin TROPES:  Action Girl, Plucky Girl, Beauty Mark(s), Cool Big Sis, Daddy’s Girl, DEADPAN SNARKER ∬ Sibling Yin-Yang ∬ Actual Pacifist, Shrinking Violet, The Heart, Friendless Background, Feminine Women Can Cook, Nature Lover AESTHETIC TAGS: coffee n shit, fireworks, summery things, bikes maybe?, that’s yellow, this looks like Sparrow ∬ books, journals, art stuff, blue, snow maybe, skies I guess, pretty things GPOY QUOTES: “When the guys call you bro” ∬ “When you think something’s nice but nobody else does” 

FC INFO.

MAIN FC/S:  ┐(ツ)┌ ALT FC/S:  ┐(ツ)┌ ┐(ツ)┌ OLDER FC/S:  ┐(ツ)┌ YOUNGER FC/S: ┐(ツ)┌ VOICE CLAIM/S: me, actually, when I channel Lark (?? it’s weird) ∬ Liv Tyler GENDERBENT  FC/S: u think i got time for that

MUN QUESTIONS.

Q1: if you could write your character your way in their own movie, what would it be called, what style would it be filmed in, and what would it be about?          

A1: hfskdghsdf I’d prolly end up calling it smth rly edgy and dumb like “Forbidden” or “The Blue Rose Girl” which doesn’t even sound edgy it just sounds dumb. black and white might be cool, or sort of a faded color? maybe it would go from black and white to color. it would be about the blue rose verse and the consequences they face bc of Lark’s actions and maybe Sparrow was better off staying dead? the folly of the heart type thing I’m tired can u tell

Q2: what would their soundtrack/score sound like?          

A2: pls don’t do this to me rn I’M WORKING ON IT

Q3: why did you start writing this character?        

A3: it all started w Sparrow. actually it all started with BJDs. I did a faceup and was like “cool who’s this” and thought Sparrow Weave was a cool name and literally started rping her with just a name and a face long story between that n this, but I decided Sparrow needed a sister bc of long story, and a lark was a bird and tempest was sort of the opposite of weave? why did they have to be opposite? Lark totally changed as a character tho originally she was super happy-go-lucky and bouncy and cheerful all the time but then I started to rp her and she was like “MOVE bitch get out the way”

Q4: what first attracted you to this character?          

A4: ?? her name was Sparrow and she looked nice with dead flowers and I threw her into the fray. she grew to be beautiful and extremely damaged. Lark tho, I really liked how she kicked my ass and did her own thing

Q5: describe the biggest thing you dislike about your muse.          

A5: just cause I know all their flaws doesn’t mean I dont love them for it

Q6: what do you have in common with your muse?          

A6: Sparrow and I are super squishy and people-pleasers and like books and art, and Lark and I get waaaaay over protective of people and have similar taste in puns, although I’m never confident enough to say any of mine

Q7: how does your muse feel about you?          

A7: Sparrow would like me, I’d remind Lark of Sparrow until she found out I’m the cause of her suffering?? then I would cease to exist down to the last atom

Q8: what characters does your muse have interesting interactions with?        

A8: this is going to sound horrible but I have this weird fascination with Sparrow in unhealthy relationships. she’s extremely manipulable but she’s also aware of that? so she might be onto you the whole time but why is she going along with it why does she have so much faith in you what are you going to do. LARK AND HER ENEMIES HALSKFHDKFSH

Q9: what gives you inspiration to write your muse?        

A9: Lark writes herself, Sparrow’s more shy but I know her. if I see or think of anything that reminds me of her I remember everything she’s ever done and I fall in love again. I never lose muse just the ability/focus to make the words go

Q10: how long did this take you to complete?          

A10: fuck ass long I stayed up way too lat workin on it, went back and edited/added more information to parts so it made more sense today, STILL WORKING ON THEIR PLAYLISTS but yeah this was fun!