#not eso

[esoscreenshots]

general tullius is stepping down and has endorsed legate rikke to take his place

[pocket-vvardvark]

Shuffled songs

Rules: put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for their favorite!

Tagged by: @lucius-the-sinful :D <3

I'll tag @fangsandsoftgrass and @aviel-the-trans-bucket no pressure! If anyone else wants to do this please go ahead! <33 :^)

[rvnwtch]

I started playing Fields of Mistria and just like?? Adore it. I’m loving how much dialogue characters have, they feel so engaging and real. I’ve convinced like four people to play it and they all love it.

[itsfennix]

anyone else have absolutely Ancient™️ scars that still hurt? I’ve got this giant one down my chest from heart surgery; it’s 23 years old and still hurts sometimes lmao

to be fair, there’s this like… divot? of sorts? at the end of it. like it caves in a bit? so any time something pokes there, it feels like someone stabbed me and is using the knife to play twister with my organs. as someone with large breasts that pretty much require wired bras, this is not a good match

[triflingshadows]

eso affirmations

[kynes-breath]

So can we not get rid of the live button in our dash now for mobile?? No matter how many time I turn snooze on and off it won’t go away

[esoscreenshots]

happy 30th birthday to the eldy screldy franchise. haha old

[kynes-breath]

Gandilf??

[tropicalscream]

blah blah Bethesda bad anyway

my favorite thing about Elder Scrolls is how goddamn fuckin weird it is

like on surface it's just some dnd game but like even a cursory glance shows tis fucking insane like:

The moons is the corpse of a god

the stars are actually holes in reality when alot of primordial spirits hated that mortals were becoming a thing and fucked off

The demon lord of forbidden knowledge/resident Cthulhu stand-in might also be the beta version of the entire fucking universe made sentient when it wasn't chosen to be the used reality

there are cat ppl that take the form of furrys, lions, or regular cats, so you can have a cursing Pirate legend whose an alcoholic & wanted in 5 countries but is also a like basic tabby cat

the wood elves are so pro-nature they're cannibals and also they murder vegetarians

Vampires came from the Lord of Rape doing well ya know

Werewolves came to exist bc the lord of hunt got bored and is a furry

sex is treated like a fucking ip copyright contract on what aspect of sex is happening and what god it's under. There's been many religious wars about this

The lizard ppl are part tree

the Dwarves all fucked off somewhere and disappeared bc they were so atheist they did math to break relativity and literally no one has any idea where they went God or mortal (except maybe Cthulhu and hes not telling)

Said Cthulhu stand-in treats hiding your grandma's secret cookie recipe & hiding a spell that would end the universe and slay a god the exact same and he will murder you for either

Everyone wants to fuck the Orcs but will never admit it and they got so bent out of shape that a demon god killed the og orc god, ate him, and shat him out bc she couldn't deal with everyone complimenting them all the time so now all Orcs are cursed to be hated but they're all still sexy & so is their god

And all this isnt even the tip of the iceberg

[rvnwtch]

oh my god dude you gotta be FUCKING kidding me. we get ADS in our gmail inbox now???? A SPONSORED email?????? GO TO HELL LMFAO

[itsfennix]

I finished my first year of college two weeks ago! Went up north to celebrate my brother’s graduation yesterday, exciting!

so naturally, I am now having a sort-of-but-not-really-period (thanks iud), am most likely sick, strained my ankle, jabbed my knee (from the same leg) into a sharp wooden corner of the bed, and then strained the same ankle again.

lmao honestly it’s semi-funny to me how often shit keeps happening

[rvnwtch]

I fucking love this so much

>Revive Astarion

ive had this sitting in my folder for about a month trying to fix it up but, honestly, i dont think i can top it off anymore than i have now so here you go!

[hermas-mora]

Real dot com slash true…

[horocca]

ブラザーズ?!?!

[nirn-root]