#not caused by anything specific just bewilderment at reddit morons

[nishaapologist]

see the real kicker in this sort of situation vis-a-vis sarah lyons is that one (or two i guess) crucial questions are at play, with the first one being where is star paladin cross? where's the pride?

like okay gamers some of you are taking the 'sarah falls in battle' line at full face value saying there's no conspiracy or anything and that we truthers are making shit up (evidently you have no concept of the unreliable narrator or even a narrator who straight up lies, which is probably how todd gets away with so many crimes), but if we say that is true and sarah falls in battle with no foul play are you saying whatever took her out ALSO took out cross and the ENTIRE PRIDE? and if that's true (which there is no textual evidence for regardless) then why the fuck is it never addressed???? the pride is/was full of the ELITE before we even talk about Firstname 'Robocop' Cross and their loss would be actually genuinely HUGE in the brotherhood. so surely that would be addressed in some way.

but if there WAS A COUP and the truthers are right (as we always are #iwanttobelieve) the disappearance of both the pride and cross never being addressed makes a concerning amount of sense. after all they're the most loyal to the lyons way. they'd kick up one hell of a stink if something untoward happened. but making them suddenly disappear to random accidents and such... well ain't that a thing?

'but murphy,' some of you gamers may cry. 'what if they just agreed with maxson's messaging?'

yeah because star paladin Firstname 'Tear Thy Ass Asunder' Cross would totally change the tune she's been committed to for over thirty years because a ten year old kid who'd have been better off being blasted into a scrap piece of tissue asked her nicely. are you crazy. and of course the pride who were basically sarah's lifelong bodyguards would totally sign up to throw away all of her values on a whim. of course. how could i have been so foolish.

anyway. gamers can't read. which isn't surprising but it sure it annoying.