#not by the fins on my chinny-chin-chin!

[montereybayaquarium]

New video just arrived via snail(fish) mail for you! 🐌📬

Salmon snailfish are deeply charming with their glossy salmon-colored bodies and their tiny PacMan mouths. Those wiggly fins on their chinny-chin-chins are used to taste the seafloor so that they can hunt for crunchy crustaceans like shrimps, amphipods, and crabs. The little mouth, the frilly fins—what’s not to love about the salmon snailfish?

[jfastereft]

"DOGGIE STYLE!" a poem  May 7, 2019 (Tuesday)

  I WANT A DOGIEE!     I need me a doggie!

I LOVE me my doggie! (tears)    [Next:] YOU!  Take-care-of-my-doggie!

 I want me to marry; I want a nice "hubby!"

I NEED ME  a hubby!  but - NOW, he's a "tubby!!"

HE should-not be-"difficult;" he-should      WORK-mo'-hard;

I still love me doggie! Not-very-much "my-pard!"

So, I-divorced-that-guy! I'm-not-really-sure-why,

But, I sill got my doggie, but, then, WHY'D-DOGGIE-DIE?

 " 'Cause, My Honey, YOU-CAN'T-TAKE-CARE,

OF ANYTHING,     (pause)   but - you-need-not-tear,

Your hair - from-your-head-or-your-chinny-chin-chin!

HAVING NO ABILITY TO BE RESPONSIBLE -     ISN'T A SIN!

It's JUST THE WAY YOU ARE - and we ALL are too!

Doggie needs to die, IF (s)he's too dependent on you,

And hubby probably-needs -    to-be long gone,

'Cause:  Isn't marriage - just another big, ol' con?"

 WE'RE ALL CONNECTED! CONNECTED ALREADY!

No-ceremonies-are-needed! Here!   Here's-my-friend-Freddie,

Krueger!      Yes, he's one with us too,

His sharp-knife-hands   -   know just what to do!

RIP YOU TO PIECES - and FEED YOU TO THE DOGGIE!

Don't worry 'bout nothing! 'Cause-everything's-pretty-foggy!

 The FOG hides - It obscures - a clear-view of-your-connection-to-ALL!

We're REALLY    ALL taking care of each other,   so-you-don't-have-to-call,

On SOMEONE-to-take-charge     of this fine,    Divine Mess!

 Everything-will-get-done-JUST-FINE!  by-Freddie! or Rudolf Hess!

  fin   <3

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3blT1IRafU

[algoretrout-blog]

washing machine quarters in columns on a cluttered bedstand

clothes aging on the floor, pick it up, throw it out, plastic wrappers in my hands

periodicals in plastics sleeves read in bold face aspiration

intalic font montgomery burns’s respirator persperation

toss it back and forth

long laundry cycle with a spliff on the porch

drinking some by the road when someone shouts hesitation

drives away wrangler jeans flie out with mr cleans license and registration

accompanied by earier works by tom york

everything in except paisley plaid jorts

pork quesillas laced with novelty bjork hot sauce

horton hears about a sale on filas find the store and leaf through moss

jeeps just crossed

for keeps but were lost

pages in my magazines looking slanted think the sales clerk melted the gloss

took a back from behind the counter cooking up a scheme using clearance dental floss

new car but high dental costs

no way to end i broke out some gummy worms for the cause

all the want is sour sgetti

boihood speakers playing parti

fetti on fetti on fetti

slip and slide between blades rockefeller plaza in the crowd

suit and sunglasses staring through but skaters croaking clouds

face masks student worried they’re wools getting loud

guys pushing through for who who its who knows now

dreamed of the same room as the night before.

steam and tunes these letters read like chores

better appease the moon i cleaned my room

appetizers please there coming over soon

celebrities  i don’t know say we should get some chow

tour manager from toronto saying chowder and other nouns

a while before i was sitting and kate sat down.

she had etymology dictionary she said weighed two and a half pounds.

calamari checking account low snow in june

ferrari printed decking humid air hot in his balloon

prick it with a pin

atari dolpphin fins

skipping to the bowling pins

clipping a cigarette throw it number seventeen spin

sin like it curves in the lane, back to back, no win

sipping pain how it feels to be the tin man’s twin

gutter land peeling the ghosts sun peeling skin

and he said from a hair on his chinny chin chin

mike chord twisted off of many whiskey gins

plenty of licorice braided around his shins

proper alley shoes for a little laced stint

only a few games before i start to squint

chewed on some onion rings then sucked on some mint

deliquette team etiquette irony our jerseys no lint

stared at rain dripping back towards me

standing by an led, said open but not to me

take two and make a meme

guzzle it and digest like a spleen

not just about some fiends, know what i mean?

sitting under bricks just a couple of teens

no league dreams with no team

or he said and saw grew green

forrest gump was on tv

opened a box a chocolates and saw me

keith, sweety,

beaming and all sweaty

gives me the heeby jeebies

little liege batter up types of scary

writes it down, bench warming stance hairy

slurped out out my nalgene, nine years old, fairly stoned, short stop chewing chaw on shepard fairy

stop staring at me

coach glaring at me

back seat

track meat

lunch meat

sports feats

cliche pastiche outer layer stripes nautic windbreaker

grand stand seats signs sharpie marker

pre spidey peter parker

and look meters and archer

meet the two seater prosche charger

tall blue hair buts with spray to get it more larger

another garder twisting in the seat jacket pocket

twisting while he’s driving louie got a broken socket

shoulder hurting bad so were driving to the doctor

ck getting mad in his calvin but were going like a rocket

[jfastereft]

"THE 'VOICES' ALWAYS DECIDE!"  a poem a.k.a.: "It's Just THE WILL OF GOD?"  a.k.a.: "Free Will Is A Myth! [Oh, Yeth?]"  May 3, 2019 (Friday)

I got up this morning, thinking a-nice-breakfast- I-would-eat;

"I'll grab me a roll - or a nice piece of meat,

A cup of OJ!  Maybe coffee with cream!

Some sugar on my cereal? And-then, I-heard-a-scream:

A scream just outside!! It-could-a-been-a-lark;

Yup, the-feral-kitty got another-bird -   and-is-eating-in-the-park!

Everyone seems to be eating - and thinking an awful lot,

About all their food choices!     Then-they-go-sit-on-"the-pot!"

 We sit there and excrete -what WE-THINK-WE-DECIDED to-consume,

But "BE-HIND-THE-SCENES,"  IN A DARK, LITTLE ROOM,

THERE ARE "ANGELS" who-have-us-eat: WHAT-WE'RE-PROGRAMMED TO!

They're-called: "Divine Food Management,"   and THEY know what to do!

 You see, although I THINK of many options!  and-there-are-lot,    right?

But, as it turns out, I never decide on-what I'm--gonna-bite!

So, this morning, I-had a breakfast burrito,    and I washed it down,

With tomato juice! Yuck! and-a-little ROYAL CROWN,

COLA!  Yup!       I did what I was "programmed to do,"

By a little, guardian angel, named "Hulabaloo!"

Or "Hully," as (s)he's known in the Heavenly food service!

These angels like variety in OUR MENUS,   so, you don't need to be nervous,

About a change in the basic food choices here!

Sometimes, they like to get straight-laced Baptists - to drink a beer,

And to get The Jews to eat some pork,

And, occasionally, to get The Muslims - to "pop a cork,"

And EAT-or-DRINK EXOTIC!     Maybe a succulent monkey brain,

So your "weird" food choices - aren't that hard to explain!

 Just realize: WHEN OUR HABITS ARE TOO INGRAINED,

The "food programmers" have often gained,

A lot of attention, by "mixing up the menu,"

But-they-pretty-much - leave things alone - at any "breast-feeding venue!"

"Yeah, we'll just leave - the-little un-weaned baby - at-least-for-now, alone,

But, ONCE WEANED, we'll get baby   to-suck-on-a-bone,

With some nifty solid food, like onions and meringue!"

Point is: WHAT YOU EAT   -  well,     "they"-will-ordain!

So, you-can THINK-ABOUT EATING - EATING!  LOTS OF THINGS,

BUT YOU'LL EAT WHAT YOU'RE TOLD TO, BY ANGELS WITH WINGS!

Sure, free will is GREAT - something to talk about,

But!  EVEN WHO YOU MARRY!      (Even if (s)he'll make you pout!)

Well, "they" decide that too!  And - even your name!

And which shirt you'll wear [today] and how much fame,

You will receive - on any given day;  "It's more "black and white" than "gray!"  I say.

 Therefore, why don't you consider relaxing, at least around your food choices!

You could say: "I wonder what food they'll give me, TODAY!  my culinary voices!"

 fin  <3

��https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4aLBSNOEu0

 P. S.: There used to be a whole lot of aliens, in ships, circling our globe;

Their commander? Lord Stinky-Puss - He's an interstellar XENOPHOBE,*

Thinking other planets are out to-get-him, so he's GOT to attack;

He's been to Earth before - NOW HE-HAS COME BACK,

And he's been thinking - a whole lot           about-HUMAN-FOOD,

But, like us, LIKE US!   Regardless of His mood,

"Divine Food Management" is gonna pick what He'll eat,

So, although it was a human menu plan, the-aliens-settled-on-WHEAT!

Yeah!  THEY LOVE BREAD [and yeast]!  So, a treaty we made:

They supply-us with-galactic s-x toys -    for grains-of-the-highest-grade!

See?  No matter how powerful, smart and sophisticated you are,

You don't choose much, even if you're from a distant star!

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlx6gQWfjp0

 P. P. S.: Another example!! After aliens landed, they DECIDED? to interbreed!?

But their "best laid plans of mice and GRAYS" did NOT lead,

Them well, as they tried to use the traditional, human idea of "The Red Hot Mama;"

They found our "bombshells" disgusting - and were attracted to folks like Obama!

 They "discovered" attraction to a fairly thin-skinned, skinny Democrat!

It drives them "bonkers!"  They don't care for: Conservative!  or Fat!

So, when they met with Trump, The Aliens mostly just "hurled" their lunch!

Saying: "Yucky! NOT Pretty!"  but they love to do "The Crunch,"**

With: Pelosi, Tasi-Ing-Wen*** and an anorexic representative from Maine!

Still, WHY THEY LIKE SKINNY?  No one can really explain!

BUT, WE KNOW!   [Heh, heh!]    Their choices - are "programmed in!"

Plus, they're programmed to like a little hair on your chinny, chin chin!       :) - Weird!?

  * - Just can't stand "foreigners!"

** - What aliens call "doing the wild thing" on other planets!

*** - The leader of Taiwan!

[stevviefox]

Awww, I want to offer this charming fish a cup of tea!

New video just arrived via snail(fish) mail for you! 🐌📬

Salmon snailfish are deeply charming with their glossy salmon-colored bodies and their tiny PacMan mouths. Those wiggly fins on their chinny-chin-chins are used to taste the seafloor so that they can hunt for crunchy crustaceans like shrimps, amphipods, and crabs. The little mouth, the frilly fins—what’s not to love about the salmon snailfish?