#not being facetious btw
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was my mousies last day today :) thanked them for their hard work and said goodbye. as a huge relief, they all died peacefully and very generously gave me their blood. thank you mousies, it was nice to know you o7
#back left is 1. front is 2. right is 3#and then thats 1 in my hand#not being facetious btw#the fear that their sacrifices would go poorly was stressing me out#so it's a huge weight off that things went well#and it really was nice knowing these guys :)#myaa#animal death
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Every time Salmondean have a Talk about Dean's feelings, it goes like this:
S: why r u sad talk to me talk to me talk to me ur sad don't lie talk to me talk D: (opens up and reveals that he has a giant bleeding wound in place of his heart yet again). S: :0 S: :( S: :| S >:( S: wow, that sucks. Uh, have you tried to get over it?
#txt#i am being facetious and ignoring the wide range of sams reactions for the sake of the joke btw#salty post
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Sorry if this question is a bit forward or too personal or if this isn't the place to ask. But what goddess do your worship?
her name is mother she looks like this
#and like many other things!#ring ring (answers)#anonymous#this is not me being facetious btw. (points) that's the allmother and she's made of billions of years of sediments. among other things.#i consider myself animist-ish. through everything something of her(s) flows. i like to celebrate solstices equinoxes and the harvest.
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like. hen didn’t lambast buck for kissing lucy for basically no reason other than being unsettled about his relationship with taylor. no one called for hen’s head when she cheated on karen because of a full moon (?). eddie sees shannon’s lookalike and goes insane with his unprocessed grief and makes a massively terrible decision and both his best friend and his son should blow up at him for being a Shitty Person And Horrible Father With The Worst Problems Ever. yeah ok lol
#it’s like the second tommy’s name is mentioned it all makes sense#im being facetious about henren btw
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I’ve only ever interacted with you before by (obsessively) liking your fics so forgive this being so random but I feel like part of the reason people are more okay with artists charging for their work over writers (and I think everyone should get paid for it tbh) is the perceived accessibly of writing skills over drawing skills. Like I don’t think it’s malicious but I feel like a lot of people at least subconsciously look at fanfiction and think “I could do that, I have Microsoft word and can physically type” meanwhile they look at art and think like “I wouldn’t even know where to start to get there” not realizing that it would take probably the same amount of work and time to get as good at writing as Umiko is at drawing (is drawing even the right word lol idk)
Like I think it’s subconscious right now but if a writer did pay wall their fics it would almost immediately become something they would say to the writer like “why would I pay for this when I can do it myself”
Fwiw, from a customer service rep making $16 an hour, if I could give you $900k a year I would, if for no other reason than you’ve given me terrible Soap brain worms (I was so blind, but now I See™️) (also just to be clear I, in no way, think learning to write is just easy, just that easy access to the tools to do it with make it seem like it must be and thus people undervalue it as a skill in pretty much all areas of life but for this purpose, especially in fandom spaces)
no but you're like 100% right. when people ask me for tips and tricks to get better at writing, i try to be super encouraging and tell people like "you can do it too!!!" because i like making people believe in their own abilities, but it is an incredibly hard thing to do. i think i undersell how hard writing is. but you're so right, i think subconsciously most people think it's not as challenging as creating art is. i completely get your point and agree.
#this isn't specific to writing btw i think there are lots of jobs that people look at and go ���i could do that”#when in truth no they could fucking not lmao#this also goes for any customer service job like im not being facetious i think customer service ppl work harder than CEOs
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Fang Li, a fool: I absolutely cannot be with Xie Huai, someone I greatly enjoy being close with, because I can't have a sex with a man. That's the one line I can't cross!
Me, an intellectual:
#fang li#The Demon Lord Only Wants to Follow the Script#魔尊只想走剧情#asexuality would not fix this situation but it would help. actually not falling to amatonormativity would fix almost everything rn lol#but I am mainly being facetious#my posts#image id in alt#edit: I'm on chapter 54 btw. that's the “now” I'm talking about lol
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why is it i could have picked any of the cliche traumatic childhood coping mechanisms + i picked eating disorder + not like. kinning anime murderers or something less miserable
#every day at least 3x a day i think. i could have been junko kin or smth but instead i'm here..#don't try to comfort me by saying i didn't pick ed btw#like i appreciate the sentiment but im being facetious
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#i’m being facetious btw#like i don’t care either way i just thought it would be funny to do a poll lol
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the dim, anti-instagrammable lighting enthrals me. he should be watching inuyasha on that setup. he should be on newgrounds.
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oh god this is what my hypothetical haters are gonna bring up when they tell their mutuals to delete their rbs of my posts. "murderballadeer is a terrible person she said people who believe men are oppressed are idiots"
#soapbox#i'm still being facetious btw i don't think i have haters. and if i did and it was over this that would just be funny tbh
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its hard to pick out the dumbest aspect of rings of power but i’m leaning toward the fact that sauron’s big contribution toward making the rings is that he explained to 1000 yr old elven smiths what an alloy is
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Dover, New Hampshire, USA
this is the fabled Queer Cafe that everyone on tumblr wished for.
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The one thing that irks me about those haha "Monster Energy Drink Addiction" jokes, is in visuals, ppl ONLY draw the original, classic Monster flavor. Which fair, It's the ORIGINAL Monster before all other Monsters and it's color way IS recognizable but it's flavor is ASS. In my opinion, it's logo is MOST impactful and so all you really need is any color can with the Monster LOGO plastered on it and people WILL recognize. A REAL addict has multiple favorites and the original is NOWHERE NEAR their top three.
#any1 who says the OG Flavor is their Fav is a cop or an ex Scene kid that had literally Nothing else and only likes it 4 the nostalgia#i cannot stresss enough that im being facetious btw lmaoo#monster energy drink#monster energy#monster#i actually do unironically love monster
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I’m realizing my old/soon-to-be haircut looks like Secily. I’m going to die.
#(this is also just another excuse for me to post my selfies teehee)#ive realized that this cut is more common that I thought and is like the staple Hard Edged Trans Woman Haircut#this is a good thing btw i’m just being facetious. secily can get it idgaf if she’s a cop#valtalks#selfies#snowbound blood#secily
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tmbg's assertion that their songs aren't autobiographical leads me to believe "whole lot of glean" must be about a fictional person who coincidentally has a whole lot of copies of an album named glean that they are signing and they are not enjoying doing that
#I like whole lot of glean. like genuinely.#I like the bitterness of ''you said you wanted this job'' lmao#I think the fact it starts with a frustrated groan/scream turned into a vocal melody is funny#never understood the ''oh they should be grateful'' mentality around fame. every life experience sucks in some ways#love when a notable person does a good whinge and grouse about stuff#yeah I bet signing for ages over and over while dealing with personal life events Is tedious and uncomfortable#their songs being largely non-autobiographical is the defence john linnell could use if anyone made that criticism for this one#it wasn't him complaining about signing copies of glean it was countess boochie flagrante who said that#none of these tags are facetious btw I'm serious
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