#not a hyperfixation simulator

[jalzir]

Look I love Tumblr and I like Tiktok. But perhaps my favourite thing about Tumblr is that I don't have a weirdo algorithm snuffling at all my likes, trying to bait out some toxic attention cycle. Instead I just let myself do that?! THE WAY MY BROTHER IN CHRIST INTENDED.

[littleblackmaps]

little mohabbot things i like that y’all do in fics:

make jack extremely competent inside the hospital and extremely pathetic about samira outside of it

make jack close the orgasm gap for samira (especially when y’all let her get 3 before he even gets a half!!!!!! love that)

make samira Too Smart and Forward Thinking To Pay Attention To That Old Man Who’s Been Pining After Her (the longer he’s been pining the better)

make them be Quiet Together (when they just sit)

when y’all write them passing notes in medical journals between each other 😭🥹

when someone questions samira about “the mystery man in her life” and jack appears/she shows a picture and the person goes “oh! (complimentary)”

make jack blush/behave/etc. like a teenage boy lmao

when y’all sprinkle a lil’ robby in for some ✨pizazz✨

[grapegoggle]

a bunch of traditional smiling critter illustrations. mostly dogday.

[musicblocks]

guys what the hell am I smoking?? 😭😭😭

Fan fic teaser I guess-

[aleafylampshade]

[But maybe keep an eye out for an extra left hand?]

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

Laying on the ground in a puddle of water three inches high and drowning. I miss the qsmp

[spam2mikey]

How many of your favourite characters could survive the hunger games?

bear with me I haven't actually seen hunger games, I'm gonna choose a favorite character from my last few fandoms

Johnny Cage - even before he had powers, he was still like unreasonably strong, he's also very charismatic so making allies might be pretty easy, or tricking people to rob them, he absolutely seems like the type, but I just can't see him winning, he has too much loser energy, he'd fuck over the wrong person or maybe tricked into teaming with the wrong person and killed

Wolverine - kinda has an unfair advantage, I'm taking away his powers for the sake of that and replacing it with like he's pretty resilient, can patch up wounds like a champ and wields a sword like a motherfucker, he has a pretty decent chance besides the fact that he can't make allies

Deadpool - honestly basically the same as Wolverine, but with making allies, you either hate him or you're ride or die with him, he sucks at patching up his own wounds but he can fight for sure

Charles Smith - my bets are on him, if he could survive the van der linde gang he's surviving the hunger games, anything he can't do, he's open to learning, he isn't against helping others too, and doesn't keep people too close that he'd get fucked over, I seriously can't imagine any downsides that would fuck him over in the hunger games

Garrett Garrison - on the complete other side of the spectrum, he's FUCKED, he refuses to learn anything, thinks brute strength will get him thru everything, no one likes him, he's a fucking pussy thru it all too, probably one of the first ones dead, might stick around for comedic value

[wabbitears]

man that reminds me one of these days I gotta return to buddy sim posting cause i still have lots and LOTS to say about that game and I Needdddd to spread my propaganda to get everyone else to play it its so underrated and the tag is so small </3 but look outside has me in a vice grip rn so its gonna take a whileeeeee

[urlocalmcflurry]

Was meant to draw a big lore part for RP AU but ended up drawing this absolute BITCH instead

[skeletalheartattack]

have you posted about gelato before :o ?

honestly, every mention ive made of Gelato in the past month or so has just been through the tags of some posts ive reblogged on here, it's only been until now that ive gotten around to showing him off!

this is Gelato, a Flamingo/Secretarybird mix that my friend @meetthehelper put together!

for a while, i've been wanting to figure out a bird fursona for myself, and i wanted one that had a similar silhouette to that of Scratch (i.e. Scratch & Grounder), and the bird that seemed to make the most sense to me was a flamingo. it was Helper's idea to mix him with another bird species, and i really like what she ended up with :)!

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

🦊 femboy-zoroark

brought this one back to Paldea from my vacation in Galar but he just keeps whining whenever we speak anything but Galarian around him and complaining about the food being spicy even when it’s not?? what should I do?

🦇 marnie-fan-deactivated20240124

um how about returning a Pokémon Of Significant Cultural Imporance to its natural habitat and NOT stealing from other countries whilst on holiday? arceus help me people on this website are so stupid i bet you don’t even know what you have there mf proably thinks it’s just a regional lycanroc maybe DONT TOUCH THINGS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

🦦 fat-furret-friday

guys guys the galarian is *angry*

🦇 marnie-fan-deactivated20240124

why does it matter that I’m from galar the point still stands that he took zamazenta out of its natural habitat to parade it around his fancy school off in Paldea like a spoilt brat

🔥 slugma-nuts

As if half the pokemon population of galar *isnt* actively taken from literally everywhere else and that’s just the Pokemon don’t even get me STARTED on the rest of the shit you fucks have stolen. it’s not like they don’t have wolf type Pokémon in Paldea either!! zamazenta seems happy and healthy just having some normal home moving adjustment issues why don’t you go to one of your sad little Pokémon centres that are LITERALLY BUILT INTO PUBS and chill tf out

🦇 marnie-fan-deactivated20240124

Love it when tumblr user SlugmaNuts thinks alcohol addiction is something to laugh at aswell as the blatant disregard for galarian native Pokémon and culture

🔥 slugma-nuts

GALARIAN CULTURE LMAO nah that’s it can’t argue with that level of brain rot

🍃 boy-sprigatitties

hey anyone in this thread smoke weed?

❄️ step-on-me-sneasler

fjsjfjwjd he deactivated

🔥 slugma-nuts

most hinged galarian poster

[goofygoobercreature]

POSSIBLE TW: GUNFIRE, KIDNAPPING, VILLAINOUS INTENTIONS

I did a Marvin duet skit with a 2 year old TikTok video! My voice acting isn't the best and the weird angles are due to me still not being used to doing puppetry. However, for a start, this turned out okay!

The original is from chrisgreenfieldva on TikTok btw!

[kittyishere0]

“I’m sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn’t be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn’t save you then, so let me save you now”

[evaiskindaweird]

how it feels watching kubz scouts play yandere simulator and tcoaal knowing both games have controversy but Jay keeps cracking jokes

[bikelaned]

wanted to draw in a more animey style but i think it still looks too silly

i feel like i wouldn't be able to draw for something serious :( but i'm working on it, i got this, trust

[bananaguyboi]

Posting my Yandere simulator idea here because I felt salty for waiting an hour on r/osana, only for it not to get attention >:(

Yeah, call me petty, and impatient but c'mon man, I wasted 1 hour writing this skskksksks- and I also want to quickly hear people's ideas and suggestion soooo-

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𝙈𝙮 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙈𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙙

Inspired by u/LuckyLyre's idea where instead of Info-san saying who the rival is, and telling us instructions on how to kill them.

What if We, The player, had the option to collect information about the rivals, and senpai by stalking them?

Like think of it like this, on the start of the game, You 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 know anyone other than their names, the rumors you've heard about them, or what club they're in. Hell, you don't even know much about senpai, or who your next Rival would be. You kinda just have to figure out as the week passes.

𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘴, 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦.

You can either do 𝙎𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜. You know, by following the individual around, even following them outside of school. Observing what places they like, and avoid. Secretly eavesdropping them arguing on their phone. Breaking, and entering into the individuals house without them knowing. Look through their private journal. Rummaging through their bag, and lockers, and even try stealing their valuable stuff. Breaking and entering again- So on, and so forth.

On the other hand, you can try 𝘾𝙮𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜, where you stalk the individual on the internet. You know the drill. Look into what hobbies they're in, complaints about life, and their usual posts. Or try Installing a spyware/tracking software on their devices. Then, look into their private account, and maybe try hacking it to see some private information. You can even dm the individual's personal hater, or creepy fan to join forces with you, because yeah, why not🤷 You can blackmail, doxxed, expose the individual for their nasty work, or befriend some of them, and just be a toxic person while still remaining charismatic, and seemingly friendly to manipulate, and let them do dirty work for you lol.

( Also, I'm not sure on how Ayano would know how to doxxed, or hack someone since in this concept/method, info-chan's existence is completely 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 because i thought she was unnecessary lol, so feel free to tell me ideas me in the comments, It'd be a huge help! )

Anyways- 𝘼𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄𝙙𝙚𝙖 is you could try looking into the rumors/ gossips of the certain individual. Ok, alright, i know this isn't really stalking, but I thought it'd be a fun addition.

Obviously, you don't have to talk, and ask about the individual's info all the time, but you can sneakily add them in the conversation without the person knowing because yeah, ✨charisma✨, and the person would slowly go through the gossips they heard, what they saw the individual do, or just bad mouth about them idk lol.

And now after gathering all the information, you get to use your phone, notebook, or the board thing at home to document on what you discovered, and how this could possibly be of help to you, like you're some some kind of detective investigating a crime scene lol. ( Well, you don't really have to write it manually, the game will handle that for you lol, so whenever you discover a new information, it will automatically update your phone, or notebook sksks )

( Also, My idea for the notebook/phone system is kinda the same as the 1980's mode, except it's more vague about the instructions you're given, and you have to explore the school to know what it means Plus, I thought it’d be fire if the notebook had sketches/ drawings in it suggesting ideas on how to kill, while still not saying exactly how to. Like drawing 'osana's hair getting stuck in something' Type of stuff

And you know what? these drawings would play a HUGE factor of showing Ayano's sanity. Like just imagine early-on the game, the drawings looks innocent, and simple, just a rough drawing of an object here and there, But as you kill more, and more people, the drawings gets more detailed, more unhinged and more unsettling. Idkk lol, just a fun idea hehehehe )

Now back to the topic of stalking! How does this help in identifying the rivals? 𝘽𝙮 𝙤𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙥𝙖𝙞, 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚!

You'll learn who he talks to the most, and just process the info about the girls, and distinguish them from the actual rivals. Like- Didn't you just observe the way that lady just twirl their hair as they speak to senpai? or the way other lady puts on their lipstick, and makes high pitch screeches as senpai enters the room? Oh? What's that? The lady who was violents moments ago is now looking like an angel infront of senpai? And the stoic, and stubborn know-it-all is smiling gently whenever senpai praise them?? What do you mean the very sad, depressed girl is now beaming with sunshines, and rainbow whenever senpai ever slightly walk near them? Pssshht, there's no way they're the rivals, amirite guys😊😊?

Yeahhhhh, it's kinda easy spotting who the rival is because i didn't want this to be too complicated, but to add challenge to this, there are other ladies who are flocking in senpai's way who AREN't rivals, but just happen to have a crush on senpai. THE REAL RIVALS are the person who makes their first move, and ACTUALLY TALKS TO HIM SKSKS

I know this might sound too complex for the game, but I honestly prefer it this way because it makes me feel smart, and it rewards me for gathering info. It also gives you a consequences, like imagine wrongfully targeting some girl, and getting exposed for it💀 lol

The BACKLASH you have to deal with would be wilddd

𝘼𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨- 𝘿𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙨/𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙚? 𝘽𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙙, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙨𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙢 !!

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I just copy and pasted what I said there because yeahhhhhhhh- also please do leave suggestions, I'm desperate ya'll😭😭