#not a hobie simp but i believe in their beliefs

[punkeropercyjackson]

I am SO fucking glad Across The Spiderverse didn't have Gwen being a stuck up tsundere good girl over Hobie he needs to 'loosen up' because as a super peppy and oddball traumatized autistic pastel punk afrolatina who projects the last bit onto Gwen due to already being so much like her in other ways,i have NEVER understood that shit with punk male characters,ESPECIALLY the black ones-Like fym you're 'offended' and 'angered' by a rebellious and cocky asf highkey weird in a good way black punk dude who's super silly and kindly openly and shamelessly flirting with you and bein' a lil shit but also a consent king about it??????That's literally the perfect man😭💀Pick me ass behavior and i knew since i was a kid those almost always extremely white female characters were just tryna feel 'empowered' without doin' jackshit except having an alt bf they're fake mean to and godbless Gwen for defying that stereotype by not only being pastel punk,trans AND a total weirdo herself but also being beyond down horrendous with Hobie and thus making me feel they actually deserve eachother.Literally Gwen whenever Hobie does anything,including just existing and when he's not even around:😳😍🥰🥺💗💝💘❤️‍🩹💕💞💓😽🤟🏼🌸 and as she should because she's right

[punkeropercyjackson]

Y'all remember how i said book!Percy looks like Hobie because racially ambigious Percy and poser punk Percy are annoying and ooc?Well!!!

TURNS OUT I WASN'T COMPLETELY OFFBASE!!!!!I love winning

@kitkatperce @desi-pluto @refrigeratedboombursts @jellyfilledeyes @mayameanderings @floof-ghostie

[punkeropercyjackson]

Gwen Stacy a stronger person than me because if i fumbled a 6'5 jamaican punk twink with wicks who's the lead guitarist in a band slash freedom fighters team and already has his blue laces i'd kill myself

[punkeropercyjackson]

Punkflower antis are absolute clowns with their 'Hobie and Miles see eachother as brothers!!!' and 'ACKSTUALLY Hobie's age being up for interpretation means he can ONLY be an adult because i don't know what a 17 year old is!!!!!' asses but also their behavior and desperation to prove themselves right for shipping Miles with every other non-Hobie male character is perfectly understandable.Hobie's a 6'5 black punk with wicks and a huge nose and skin so dark it can be mistaken for black the color and an autistic femme,has extreme gender fuckery going on,killed his canon event cop in addition to all his other direct action and activism,is a lead guitarist in a band that doubles as a freedom fighter team,a dad friend,took in Miles' best friend who's a trans girl that you can make a good case for also being [Miles'] found sister because her abusive dad kicked her out and made her feel so safe she's comfortable wearing his clothes and spent all their interactions going out of his way to be nice to her,make her feel included,give her advice AND cocky ass smirks i know for a fact he was doing to make himself look cooler for her just like he did with deepening his voice specially for her.Like the complete and absolute removal of Hobie as a potential boyfriend is literally necessary because if he WAS one,he'd make Miles forget other men exist💀💀💀

[punkeropercyjackson]

Extremely niche Atsv headcanon but Ghostpunk with half white afrolatina Gwen who's 'only half of who i am' line doubles as a biracial thing in addition to trans and has the same iconic hairstyle but in locs texture and black hair and brown is very very special to me.It's a bit for a fixit of the side-eye shit they did with her and Margo(especially because they had every reason to be besties????The list is long asf)but mostly just that i think it's fitting and all poc Spiderband is a must and obviously Hobie's black4black based off canon so all problems solved and i can ship them as them as hard as i want because Gwen being yt is literally my only problem with it.'Black4Black t4t autistic4autistic pastel punk gf x edgy punk bf who're super best friends to lovers' is a hyperspecific ship dynamic i'm a big connoisseur of(also me and WHO)

[punkeropercyjackson]

Legit convinced Percy Jackson in the books was afrolatino because only a black man could be that cocky and audicious and make it funny and attractive instead of being an overrated douchebag

[punkeropercyjackson]

Ion blame Gwen.If a guy this pretty with a personality like that was best friends with me,my traumatized autistic pastel punk afrolatina ass would fall in love too.Not a Hobie simp but i believe in their beliefs