#not a great way to start my morning AHAHAHHAHS

[anhonest-puck]

*TW SUI MENTION*

just woke up and i’m already thinking about neil perry. what if he’d killed himself in the dorms instead of at his house? how would todd react upon seeing his blood splattered on the wooden floor, and his body that was once full of life just a few hours ago, now lifeless and getting colder by the minute? do you think he would’ve felt guilty for not being there to stop his irreversible decision of ending his life?

[tycoons-official]

T𝐲𝐤𝐞 T𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

• "I love you big sis (ʃƪ＾3＾)"

• Tyke loves Carmen probably more than he should for the average pair of siblings.

• he gets babied SO much by Carmen so when it's only the two of them he kind of just transforms into a Little.

• he's a good boi when he's Little uwu

• a v good boi indeed

• but he doesn't really like it when he's being babied in public

• but Carmen does it anyway uwuwuwu

• she wants all the uwus

• #bestmom

• "Can we have cuddle time?"

• "I can't wait for cuddle time with movies"

• "Cuddles? No? Okay...."

• "BEWARE OF THE CUDDLE MONSTER MWAHAHAHAHAHA"

• he's very skinshippy, especially with his sister so whenever he's feeling sad or starting to get depressed and needs a cuddle, he will get one

• it doesn't matter if they're in public

• or if Carmen is even there.

• he will get cuddles

• so it's either cuddle or cuddle and there's no turning back

• BUT he's also great at cuddling others and so

• if you're ever sad, look no further than Tyke and he'll be your security blanket

• like literally

• and I mean he death grip cuddles you until you feel better and sometimes he'll just keep you in his arms until he's convinced himself that you're okay.

• who needs a gun when you suffocate people with your cuddles whoops

• "I'd honestly die to switch places with Ariel for a day. Gosh I love her too much"

• he loves the ocean, but visits rarely due to his current busy schedule

• "Fine. I'll go grab my cha cha heels"

• (what he calls 'cha cha heels' are actually a pair of 2 inch heeled slippers that were once his mother's and sister's)

• he loves to dance, and though he isn't super talented at it, he enjoys it in his pass time, ballroom dancing with his sister

• "I promise I won't be discriminatory, cross my heart, hope to die, sticking a needle in my eye, please?"

• he loves to learn about different cultures and traditions. He finds it fascinating and a quick and easy way to learn new things.

• "Who wants candy?"

• "SOMEONE JUST STOLE MY CANDY!!???"

• "WHO NICKED MY CANDY?!?!?"

• he is quite a sugarholic and he always carries candy around as an energy booster to go with his medication that exclusively boosts his mood

• but also because of that he almost cannot go without it which is wonderful for his diet

• "Hnrrghmh.. five more minutes.."

• he is not a morning person. Nope.

• "One more–*ʰⁱᶜ* I–*ʰⁱᶜ* I can do it *ʰⁱᶜ*"

• can't hold his liquor. At all. It's pitiful :'(

• "Oh don't thank me ma'am, I'm just doing my part"

• he has a way of complimenting (in particular older-) women that sometimes gets interpreted as blatant flirting. In reality he's just being polite and throwing meaningless courtesy phrases. 

• "I'm just abiding by the rules of the game, it's not like I'm using any cheats–

• "I mean you saw me set up the cards, I had absolutely no control of our fate"

• "Maybe I just have better luck I guess?"

• he is very (very) good at card games and almost always wins the first few rounds.

• he's also quite the savage when people get frustrated from losing the first couple times

• he's just very (very) good at card games it's disgusting

• "YOU SAW NOTHING!!!"

• he nibbles COPIOUSLY when he cooks... A really bad habit of his that he can never seem to drop

• and frankly, he's given up on stopping

• #AforEffort

• don't tell Carmen that or she'll release the chanclas

• "AHAHAHHAH HOHO NO YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN THERE SIS"

• he's VERY ticklish and his waist is tickle central

• next stop are the armpits

• and right by those is his neck.

• sometimes he'll laugh before anything touches him

• or cry, depending on what your poking or trying to tickle him with

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