#nosignofintelligentlife

[desertrosecosplay]

Everyone is flipping out over the new trailer, And I’m just here like 🤷🏻‍♀️ not enough BB8. Here’s a photo of me in my casual Ewok back at fan expo Dallas! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ . . . . . . ✨If you’d like to support me on new costumes the best way right now is via PATREON, KOFI OR AMAZON WISHLIST!! Links all in bio!✨🤩 PO BOX IS OUT OF DATE DM TO SEND ME SOMETHING DIRECTLY! . . #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #outofcosplay #selfie #cosplaygirl #cosplayersofinstagram #disney #brunette #nosignofintelligentlife #starwars #starwarsnerd #starwarscosplay #bb8 #ewok https://www.instagram.com/p/BwNgD84jUM7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2ngtjzbwuyuv

[biailiao]

Sometimes I'm just like... 👽🙌🏾💫 #mood #getmeoffthisplanet #nosignofintelligentlife #theworldwelivein #whatatimetobealive #societysucks #iwillliterallypayyoutoabductme #dumbworld #thisplanetthough 👐🏾

[rainbowsmith-blog]

Toys versus Taxidermy

the art of preparing, stuffing, and mounting the skins of animals with lifelike effect.

(from https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=taxidermy+define) And of toy: noun: toy

an object for a child to play with, typically a model or a miniature replica of something.

(from https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=toy+define&spell=1) For further clarification, please research images of each word.  It will help tremendously.  I speak from experience.

[ruby-cumulous]

nosignofintelligentlife replied to your photoset:Modern day romance. Take me to feed and pet goats.

I just had an Apple cider donut from there. You have to get them!

Yes! I plan on eating all the apple baked goods they have there. 

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nosignofintelligentlife replied to your post“Short rant.”

I know that at most places if the handicap spots are in the faculty lot it's just because those are the closest lots to buildings, it doesn't mean you can't park there. Does it say that you can't? I would check into it for sure.

From what I read in the handbook, I can't. Here's what it says though:

"ADA accessible parking is available to persons who have an ADA accessible or ADA accessible veteran license plate or a State approved ADA accessible hang-tag (state approved disability credentials) AND a valid -college name- parking permit. “D” spaces, “P” spaces and “G” spaces are included." "D" spaces are faculty/staff, "P" is premium which is closest so it's the one I'm getting, and "G" is in Narnia basically haha. So from what I understand, I have to have the correct parking permit for the lot, plus my hangtag. Meaning I can only park in "G" lots. But I could be wrong. haha

[desertrosecosplay]

TUCHUS TUESDAY IS UPON US!!! Today is a out of cosplay selfie kinda day! Also I broke 21k already today! I can’t believe it! 🤩 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ I want to take a second today to tell you all how wonderful and amazing you each are, and how much you all mean to me. I recently have gained some perspective and experience in my life to make me realize that I shouldn’t sweat the negativity and the people who are a drain on my life. Instead I should be a force of good, a positive light. I should give back a parallel amount to everyone who enriches my life in any way, and those who detract from my life won’t be afforded any further thought. . . . 🤩✨If you’d like to support me on new costumes the best way right now is via KOFI OR AMAZON WISHLIST!! Links all in bio!✨🤩 PO BOX IS OUT OF DATE DM TO SEND ME SOMETHING DIRECTLY! . . #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #outofcosplay #selfie #tuchus #tuchustuesay #cosplaygirl #cosplayersofinstagram #disney #brunette #nosignofintelligentlife #outofcosplayselfie https://www.instagram.com/p/BvxjN9GDzme/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k6eb5u9cwxg9

[kataraofthesouthernwatertri-blog]

continued ;) IF WE MET: i'd tackle you to the ground and hug you forever. then i'd beg to be adopted by you or your family. CUTE MESSAGE: darling, you're lovely and i hope you find a happily ever after like you deserve. THING I WANT TO TELL: please just continue being you, just don't stop! I WANT TO KNOW: how did you ever become involved with Tumblr?

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[[...I honestly don't remember how I got involved with tumblr... I think it was mainly so I could see more art from this webcomic that I like]]

[desertrosecosplay]

Thy midweek hump to get thee through to the weekend! (Or really some small midweek lady lumps 🤣) This was my renaissance Festival casual Belle cosplay from @kcrenfest back on my birthday weekend in sept! ✨Who will be at scarby this weekend for opening ceremonies!? ✨ 🌹🍃🌿🌷🌸🌹🍃🌿🌷🌸🌹🍃🌿🌷🌸 . . Leather Celtic rose corset/bodice by @pendragoncostumes . . ✨If you’d like to support me on new costumes the best way right now is via PATREON, KOFI OR AMAZON WISHLIST!! Links all in bio!✨🤩 PO BOX IS OUT OF DATE DM TO SEND ME SOMETHING DIRECTLY! . . #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #outofcosplay #selfie #cosplaygirl #cosplayersofinstagram #disney #brunette #nosignofintelligentlife #belle #renaissancebelle #beautyandthebeast #enchantedrose #rosesarered https://www.instagram.com/p/BvzqBvnj9DD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3qmkzhz1go0a

[desertrosecosplay]

“I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.”-Buzz Lightyear 🚀✨🌌🚀✨🌌🚀✨🌌🚀✨🌌🚀✨🌌 Everyone who keeps reporting me and getting my account banned on here that’s for you! I won’t be petty and try to find out who you are or report you back, because revenge is not an idea I promote either! . . 📸 by @superherophoto 🚀Costume “borrowed” from an inappropriately small child . . . 🤩✨If you’d like to support me on new costumes the best way right now is via KOFI OR AMAZON WISHLIST!! Links all in bio!✨🤩 PO BOX IS OUT OF DATE DM TO SEND ME SOMETHING DIRECTLY! . . #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #cosplaygirl #cosplayersofinstagram #disney #toystory #buzzlightyear #buzzlightyearcostume #buzzlightyearcosplay #toystorycosplay #brunette #fallingwithstyle #nosignofintelligentlife #theclaw #disneycosplay https://www.instagram.com/p/BvpvsmVjnKz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13y4i6sdjs82x

[rainbowsmith-blog]

Human Romance

Unfortunately, this meant she turned toward me.  Her distasteful expression turned to one full of pleasant promises as she batted her eyelashes and smiled.  "So what are you up to?" she asked, shuffling the paperwork in her hands and tilting her head.

"I am drinking coffee," I told her, puzzled, because she didn't seem to be able to see this for herself.  I held up the cup, which was still full and getting rather cold.  She nodded sagely.

"How is it?"  She righted her head and gestured toward the coffee machine.  "My friend fixed up the machine." The coffee had been and still is tongue-decaying poisonous sludge, and I told her so.  I couldn't see a reason to lie.  Joe took this opportunity to re-enter what he must have thought is a competition for the affections of the female.  He thrust his torso into my personal space, forcing the female to look at him as well, and jostled my arm.  The coffee spilled.

"Rainbow," Joe chided condescendingly, "that is so rude of you."

I looked down at the insidiously spreading, unpleasantly lukewarm, disgustingly brown stain seeping into my neatly pressed white shirt.  I looked back up at Joe.  He failed to see the irony I was attempting to convey.

"Not as rude as getting coffee all over someone else's shirt," said the female, coming to my defense.  Joe cowered.  The female clucked and dabbed ineffectively at my shirtfront with a paper from her stack.

"Isn't that important?" I asked, both of us ignoring Joe for the moment.  

"Yeah," she replied with a small shrug, "But nobody really cares."  She looked up.  "Sorry about Joe.  He's kinda obnoxious."

"Just a tad," I told her, eyeing my ruined shirt.  I would have to burn it and repress the tainted memories of Joe's person touching my person.

"How about I make it up to you?" she asked, even though she hadn't actually done anything.  I found this odd.  "Here's my number."  She scribbled the digits on the same coffee-soiled paper and pushed it into my hands.  Then she sashayed away.

Joe gaped at me.  "Dude," he intoned eloquently, gesturing wildly at the paper in my hands.  

I had long since realized that "dude" was a form of address and answered accordingly.  "Yes, Joe?"

"You got her number.  By insulting her friend's coffee machine skills."  Joe's expression was somewhere between astonished and appalled. 

"Yes," I said, my gaze joining his on the blue numbers.  "I did."

"And, what?  You're not gonna use it?" He seemed bewildered.

"I see no reason to," I answered, moving to throw the paper away. "Wait, wait, man," Joe breathed, clutching my arm.  I recoiled.  "Rainbow, man, you gotta keep it.  Just in case.  Arlie Ridgeley's the hottest chick in the whole flippin' office."

I used my index finger to remove his hand.  "Arlie Ridgeley is of no concern to me.  I didn't even know her name before you told me."  I poured the rest of coffee into the sink and left the room.

Nevertheless, I find myself staring at the number.  This could be an excellent opportunity to further study the human mating ritual from the inside, but feigning attraction to Ridgeley seems like too much of a hassle if it's not absolutely necessary.  I will put the paper in a drawer for safe keeping, and then I will go to the toy drive I was coerced into attending.  I already have several stuffed animals waiting to be given to needy children, though I'm not sure why they would want these soulless husks.  They disturb me slightly.

Two of the soulless husks I have prepared:

I will post the results of the toy drive for further study this evening.  Until then.

[rainbowsmith-blog]

Human Names

Many of my peers in this investigation have turned to "baby-naming websites" in order to choose their human aliases, but not I. I did not wish to put forth the effort when I could easily think of a name off of the top of my sorely confined head. (The human body is a dysphoria-inducing thing to wear.)  I knew that humans often name their unattractive, squalling young after things they find beautiful, and surely most humans found rainbows to be beautiful. 

As I understand human sight, this rainbow will be far less beautiful to humans than it is to you and I, because humans can only perceive a fraction of all the colors in the universe:

And thus I had the poor fate of choosing one of the beautiful things found in nature that it is unacceptable to name one's child after. Whenever I introduce myself, I get awkward stares, sympathetic looks, and sniggers in return.  "What kind of parents would do that to a boy?" they say, appalled. I shake my head piteously in reply. It is all I can do. 

  My peers move about in the human world as Johns and Marys, unseen, blending as they should be. I am forced to tell the people who ask that my parents are "jerks."  This is not true. My progenitors are positively lovely and named me something perfectly respectable. The blame rests solely on my shoulders. 

  Today, I was finally fed up with all this morbid curiosity pertaining to "poor Rainbow's name."  A man asked, in what I imagine he thought a delicate manner, what "the story behind" my name is. I told him, in all seriousness, that there was once a man who was disgruntled and ignorant about being on Earth and he unleashed that negativity and negligence toward life upon myself. The man frowned, nodded once, and proceeded to awkwardly fumble his way through more acceptable social interaction before ambling away with his caffeinated beverage. 

  No one has asked about my name since, fortunately. I think something I said scared everyone off the topic. But let my own mistakes be a lesson to you, fellow human investigators: it is better to forsake your pride and visit a human naming website than to think you know something. Oftentimes, it is the folly of us all that we allow ourselves such unbound knowledge: we grow arrogant in climbing our great mountains and slip and fall to our deaths on a pebble. Sometimes we need to be humbled - sometimes by humans of all things!

  I hope none of you have such trouble. Good luck. 

[rainbowsmith-blog]

Communal Baths

Humans have communal baths in which it is unacceptable to bathe.

The purpose of the communal baths is still unknown.  The Recreation Department has investigated and found that many humans go to lakes and rivers to swim, but almost always act as though they are in communal baths when they do so.  The phenomenon known to humans as "skinny dipping" makes far more sense, as humans go swimming, wholly unclothed, in natural sources of water.  The activity is deemed by older humans immature and therefore improper, however, and thus the communal baths remain.

[kataraofthesouthernwatertri-blog]

i know i'm supposed to only do one, hope you don't mind

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先輩 and

THANK!

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no-sign-of-intelligent-life replied to your post: [[Oh Tumblr prom is today? that’s okay i didn’t...

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE ME NEITHER last minute date??? i’m okay if you say no

[[It's ok with me ^_^, but i has no dress of any kind (and i'm confused on we do exactly...)]]

[kataraofthesouthernwatertri-blog]

I was tagged

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post.

Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged.

I was asked by no-sign-of-intelligent-life

1. what’s the scariest thing that’s ever happened to you?

When this dude tried to "pick me up". I went to the library and when I was walking back to the bus stop this guy comes up to me ans starts asking me my name, how old I was and where I lived. Thank God he eventually walked away though. 2. if someone wrote a book about you, what would the title be?

"The up and down life of a weird girl" if life was a song, what song would it be?

I have know idea who was/is your idol?

Bryke  have any regrets?

yes what do you want to be known as, if you’re famous?

a writer what’s the best dessert?

cookies and ice cream do you believe everything happens for a reason?

yes do you look in the past, or to the future?

both depending on my mood believe in second chances?

yes what fictional character would you bring to life?

Zuko, Sokka, Bolin, Mako, Dean, Sam, Bobby, Edward Elric, Ling, Roy Mustang etc. You didn't honestly expect me to pick just one did you?

My questions:

If you could go back and change one thing in your life what would it be?

Favorite brOTP

biggest fear

have you ever had surgery?

have you ever broken a bone?

Ever had a first love (fictional characters are not a answer)

favorite American show

favorite anime

sleep with doors open or closed?

do you still have stuffed animals in your room?

have you ever been pressured into something?

I tag:

no-sign-of-intelligent-life

aang-the-bamf

uncle-mushi

aang-the-airnomad

katara-of-the-water-tribe

korra-naga

random-avatar

lokandotherthings

nonbendercouncilman

justageneral

katara-of-the-water