#noritodo

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Todo: Are you okay? Noritoshi, wiping away a tear: Yeah, it was just these onions. Todo, to the onions: What the fuck did you say to him?

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Momo: Favorite horror movie? Mai: The Grudge. Noritoshi: Ring. Muta: The Host. Todo: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

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Noritoshi: I trust Todo. Mai: You think he knows what he's doing? Noritoshi: I wouldn't go that far.

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Mahito, negotiating with Noritoshi: We have Todo. Give us ten thousand yen and he'll be returned to you unharmed. Todo: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand yen? Mahito: Todo: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Noritoshi: TODO, STOP.

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Noritoshi, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Todo: Tea. Noritoshi: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Todo: ARE YOU- Noritoshi: Fucking. Todo: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Noritoshi: Fucking. Todo: IDIOT! Mai: …What was that? Noritoshi: Utahime banned Todo from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

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Mai: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Todo: No. Noritoshi: No. Mai: Didn't think so.

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Todo: Shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought! Noritoshi: I thought you didn’t have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

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Todo: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Noritoshi: I'm vegan. Todo: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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Todo: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Mai: Nope, absolutely not. Noritoshi: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Momo: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Maki: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Mechamaru: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.