#nopnope

[thebrokenmechanicalpencil]

@quibble-auk I blame the worms

Remember when I said Pretenders always know pretty quickly who is and isnt like them. Lemme just say the love hits like a train, since them meeting another of their species that is compatible genetically is so slim. Take this with a grain of salt, it was the "Can you feel the love tonight" song and yeah.

If this happened though, Comet is fighting it the whole way.

[layraket]

Ahem

When the bae is sacrificing their life daily

everytime i see a message from you im expecting blorbo content to consume or blorbo content but angsty

this is like blorbo content but straight up angsty with no fluff appart of the one that i pretent that's gonna have in the end

[nightmaresyrup]

Asteroid, nop nop nop nu-uh nop nopnop.

Steee-ROIDS yip, yip yipyip yip yip.

[the-firebird69]

Jan Hammer - Miami Vice Theme [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

he was hit our friend did a lot.  and too much but ok we are no match and he needed us plus forg and misc and our buds forg morlock.  nope.  we all fight and terror struck him.and he was ill from it has a babies metabolizm but is poinsoned.  somehow pulled up needs it will ifght them like tommy f. need this yes lets hope it is not over the top need to konw trump sits on it.  and macs.  now we see he neeeds us.  lol hates it.

ok

bg

and ok there is something down there i think cadmium but ok.  more then yeh need it but stay out ok lool

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nopnope 

mac daddy

wont 

michael tew

never

justin

Olympus

we nneed this 

ken

[hinamikasa]

bitch what theres three chapters of tg left and then it’s just.. over

[deathbyarcana]

A little Skye lemonade for your afternoon 🍋🍋

[simpfordemetri]

Carlisle Cullen nsfw alphabet

I'm so sorry,this was in my drafts and I totally forgot to post it,sorry to the one who requested it<3

A = Aftercare

God this men is the god of aftercare(and sex),he will snuggle his face on your neck,his hands up and down your arms gently,pulling you onto his chest and whispering how gorgeous you are.He will check if you are okay and let you sleep,while he gently caress your back.

B=Body part

His favourite body part of himself is his mouth,he loves to hold your hips while he eats you out,hearing the sounds that came off of you while he gives you pleasure.

His favourite body part of yourself is your hands,he will hold them up your head keeping you down him.

C = Cum

He loves cumming inside you,feeling your fluids around his dick,staying that way for a while.

D= Dirty secret

He would love to drink from you while having sex,but of course it's not his diet and If he ever needs to drink from a human it's not going to be you.

E=Experience

Oh,he is experienced,he knows what he makes to you and he is proud.Wont care if u have experience or not,but low-key love if you are virgin,knowing he will be the only one yo praise your body

F=Favourite position

Missionary,he loves being in top of you,hitting that spot over and over again just to see your face.

G = Goofy

He can make you laugh sometimes, but he prefers to keep it serious,he will have a soft smile on his face tho.

H=Hair

Has some hair,usually take care of it,but doesn't care if you have some,it's totally normal and he won't even notice.

I=Intimacy

He is gentle,not rude at all,he can make you feel good without making it dirty.He loves making love to you in a slow way.

J = Jack off

He doesn't,he has you,if you are not in the mood he can control himself.

K = Kink

Breeding kink,even if he is not going to risk your safety he always think about the fact of you pregnant, and make a family.

L=Location

Your shared room,there is no way this man will do something sexual with you outside your bedroom.

M=Motivation

Intelligence,he loves when you two shares opinions and you talk looking so smart.He is all over it.

N=No

Hurting you, dangerous kinks and public sex.

O = oral

Loves eating you out,your legs around his head and him pleasuring you for hours.

P=Peace

He is slow.Praising and loving every inch of you.

Q = Quickie

Nopnop,you will have to wait,he is not making love to you in a rush.

R=Risk

Nope.

S=Stamina

Of course he can last forever,but you usually last some hours,maybe three or four rounds.

T=Toys

He is willing to buy them,and uses them on you,controlling their speed and making you cum.

U = Unfair

Can tease you a little when you act like a brat,you will have to literally shout at him to finger you.

V = Volume

He is not afraid of you hearing him,and he will let out loud moans and soft growls.Thats what you do to him.

W = Wild card

He low-key loves when you take the control, riding him.

X = X-ray

Wow this men is big,22cm.

Y = Yearning

His sex drive is just normal,when you two feel like it,no pressure.

Z = ZZZ

Doesn't sleep but of course stays with you,resting his head on top of yours.

[just-absolutely-super]

coolman229 replied to your post: Man fuck this AU, Hughes is thinking like a Nazi

Yeah I remember when someone told me about Nazi Hughes and I instantly noped out

@ the writers: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HUGHES?!

[acabou2021]

Próximo locks

Nopnop

[jacksmusesdrv3]

wolfiered23

Oh you know, nothing big. Just Ouma paralleling another DR heroine...not important at all

Not to mention one whose identity was mysterious and basically seen as a traitor, while having their agenda connected to the academy. It’s rather alarming how close this parallel was, it’s like it was throwing it in your face or something. And what’s more they just keep piling on up- nopnop, nothing to see here!

[babebtch]

Tu não está com sono não? Kkkkkkkj, namorando Camis?

To nao kkkkkk vc ta é?

Nopnop

[lovecrazysaladcollection]

“泊まるホテルがないと書いてたら「ラブホナビ」のurlを送ってくださった親切な方が約一名いらっしゃいます。「左右に反復横跳びを高速移動しながらチェックインすれば二人に見えるから問題ない」らしいです。面白い人ですね！” - Twitter / murashit (via 774) (via nopnop) (via ak47) (via medico) (via mmqqbb) (via tiga) (via coak34, 774)

[choupichoups]

Lulu in Slitherin? Nope. Doesn't make sense to me. Lucas from Skam NL? Hell yeah! Our French Lucas, nopnope to the nope.

Listen i agree that lucas VDH radiates the purest slytherin energy but Lulu ‘im small and soft but i will cut a bitch’ lallement?? Hiss hiss

[unempirepourtonsourire]

Bon j'ai le Covid, et cetait une putain d'aventure pour avoir une attestation.

Depuis dimanche je me sens bof, j'ai fait un autotest dimanche : négatif, un autotest lundi : négatif, un autotest mardi : positif. Mais bon les autotest ça suffit pas pour avoir un arrêt donc me voilà partie au laboratoire SAUF QUE il avait neigé donc j'ai fait 100m dehors et j'ai dit nopnop j'ai fait demi tour. Donc mercredi matin à l'aube je vais à la pharmacie, la gentille dame me fait un antigenique, sauf que 1h après j'avais toujours pas les résultats donc j'appelle et là le test était négatif ??! la dame me dit de faire un PCR car c'est plus fiable j'étais genre "vous auriez pu me le dire" bref les PCR c'est au laboratoire il faut prendre rendez vous donc j'ai rendez vous à midi, entre temps je bosse depuis chez moi mais je suis au fond du trou, au laboratoire les dames sont vraiment pas douée on m'envoie dans une salle pour une prise de sang j'étais genre "mais non c'est un pcr" cetait n'importe quoi bref on me dit que je vais avoir les résultats d'ici le soir mais apparemment pour eux ça veux dire 23h30. Tout ca pour dire que je suis en arrêt maladie pendant 7jours youpi je déteste travailler

[asop-auraa]

Recibes nudes ?

Nopnop no mgta que me manden nudes solo xq si 😬 skxjsd

[nopnopnopnopniop]

Whenever I use this app I think I’m sooo original then I get vibechecked by remembering that I wanted to be called nopnop but everyone and your mother had already chosen that. Here’s a gif