#nope nope nope nope nope

[vaguelyprophetic]

Succession review: Buckle up, f---leheads, things are getting real

[lordvonbunnyv]

Neville once got the entire fleet of mail vans pulled from service for a month because the Amazon giant centipede he ordered through the mail, chewed a hole in its box and escaped, and no one knew which van the centipede was in.

Percy hates centipedes,

Especially giant venomous ones running loose in the mail vans.

So does Rebecca, who hates bugs, but yet Neville still loves to show off his bug collection to her, which also includes placing Madagascan hissing cockroaches on her face because she can’t say no, and Neville is all “but they are so cute!!”

[ninja-jock-bot]

[annoyangle]

But isn't running from a narrative in a way - a kind of narrative? One that you trap yourself in?

AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE, LAUGH AND LOATHE, LET SOMEONE ELSE BE THE BUTTMONKEY! REDEMPTION ARCS TAKE ALL THE JOY OUT OF LIFE! ALSO, CAN YOU REALLY BLAME ME? LOOK WHERE PLAYING ALONG WITH THE NARRATIVE GOT "ME" SO FAR. A BUNCH OF MES ARE STILL STUCK IN THE DUMB THERAPRISM BECAUSE THEY BOUGHT INTO THAT STORY! I'M BIGGER THAN THAT!!

[whoreishghost]

:/

[chwedout]

me filtering out the word v3neers bc i do not want to know anymore 🫶

[sluttish-armchair]

My little Minitru exterior model 🥺it’s so cute and tiny and finished

The interior model is three times as large and a fucking nightmare to design because it’s the exact same thing over and over again, and Particubes has no copy-paste function so it all has to be done by hand

[enchantedlandcoffee]

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[stupid-2012tmnt-pics]

i’m gonna throw up

[chaosciara]

listen okay I understand the appeal of a pottery date in theory….like yes we get to create things and you can sit behind me and help mould my clay on the wheel or I can sit behind blah blah blah….but if anyone actually took me on a pottery date I would scream and run cause that sensory experience is an absolute nightmare….wet clay all over my hands with a spinning wheel which means some sort of vibration against my fingers……actual hellscape

[an-overcaffeinated-npc]

I don't mind the idea of being perceived by strangers because I know that mostly I am a short interaction/thought in thier life and then we both move on with our lives

But the idea that I am perceived by my friends frequently!! and that they have feelings towards me that I don't know about!! That is not ok, nope don't like that, what thoughts are you having????

[rainbowgod666]

Oh come on it cant be that bad

*puts on prop of the pokemon male MC from BW1*

(Ascension noises)

OK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT AND WHERE ARE THE IMAGES

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[victusinveritas]

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[maculategiraffe]

reading the collected letters of shirley jackson and this is from a letter to her agent while she was working on the haunting of hill house