#noodlenap

[ao3feed-untamed]

by stiricide

"Eh!" the man cries, planting his hands on his hips and glaring up at Lan Wangji. "You mean you're just gonna have your way with me, regardless of what I want!? I thought dragons were supposed to be righteous! This isn't righteous!!"

"Hm..." Lan Wangji hums. "My name is Lan Wangji, Lan Zhan."

The man glares up at him before huffing and saying, "Wei Wuxian, Wei Ying," and pressing his hands on Lan Wangji's chest when he tries to move in for a kiss. "Now look here, Lan Wangji, as much as I would love to get dicked down by a dragon, I'm serious. You've got enough horny running through you that it might kill me! And as much as I love sex, I don't want to die during it, okay?"

In which, Lan Wangji sneezes himself into Noodleji, is picked up by a fox and worries he's about to be eaten (spoiler: it's not Lan Wangji who gets eaten (out)).

Words: 7144, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn

Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn

Additional Tags: implied past wangxian/other, Dragon Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Fox Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Dragon Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Fox Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī Has a Big Dick, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī Has Two Penises, Rape/Non-con Elements, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī and Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Have a Non-Con/Rape Kink, Mpreg, Eggpreg, Oviposition, Magical Healing Cock, Anal Sex, Double Anal Penetration, Come Eating, Double Penetration in One Hole, Knotting, of a sort, Multiple Orgasms, Rimming, Anal Fingering, Rough Sex, Size Difference, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī and Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn Have a Breeding Kink, not fisting but lwj does have his whole hand inside wwx at one point, not exactly sounding but noodleji uses his tongue on wwx's slit

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