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Pettiness

Eddie: How petty can you get?

Buster: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Eddie:

Buster: Actually, I’ve done that a ton. I’ve sorta lost count now.

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Buster vs House Plants

Random headcanon that Eddie loves gardening. Buster however kills every single plant he touches. This becomes a very common source of conflict with Ash even getting Buster a mug that said “Plant Murderer” and Eddie one that said “Plant Dad” for Father’s Day.

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Sing Characters’ List of Fears: Buster and Eddie

Buster Moon:

Acrophobia (Fear of Heights)

He developed this fear after nearly falling to his death twice in Sing 2. However, he didn’t notice it til they were back home and he had a panic attack from his apartment’s stairwell.

Aerophobia (Fear of Flying)

Like Rosita, this fear comes from the heights that are associated with flying,

Autophobia (Fear of Being Alone)

Buster has hated being alone since he was a kid and due to this tends to try to be with other people almost constantly, such as his fiancé or another member of the troupe.

Eddie Noodleman:

Sociophobia (Fear of Social Judgment)

He developed this fear due to constantly having to live up to his parents’ expectations as a kid. Buster’s been trying to help him work through this however. 

Entomophobia (Fear of Insects)

Eddie got stung by a bee once when he was like 4 and has been terrified of bugs since. He’s also very allergic to most insects so that doesn’t help.

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Sing + The Onion’s Headlines Again

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Busy

Buster, on the phone with Eddie: Hey, random question, are you busy right now?

Eddie, cooking: A little bit, why?

Buster, cheerfully: Oh no worries, nothing important, have a good day!

*later*

Eddie, having just paid Buster’s bail: You were in JAIL? Why didn’t you say anything?!

Buster, throwing up his hands: You were busy Eds!!

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If Eddie Found Out About The Crystal Theatre Auditions:

Eddie, bursting into Buster’s hotel room: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Buster, laughing nervously: Wooooooow Eds, you could start with ‘hi’.

Eddie, smiling through gritted teeth: fine. Hi honey, great to see you... What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!

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Ash’s Adoption

Buster: Eddie and I are having a baby.

Ash: That's grea-

Buster, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

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Buster in Every Movie

Buster, cheerfully: Well, you know what they say. Go big or go home!

Eddie, exhausted: Buster please, for once in your life, go home.

Buster, ignoring him: I’m gonna go big!

Eddie, sliding down to the ground with a groan: Why???

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Buster’s Bad Luck

Buster, in the hospital after Sing 2: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Eddie, sitting next to him, raising his eyebrows: Buster, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass and antagonized A MURDERER!!

Buster, hopefully: Ooooorrrrrr, bad luck?

Eddie, deadpan: No Buster, just no.

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Surprise Sleepover

[Ash and Porsha outside Rosita’s door at 1 am]

Ash: Can we stay with you tonight?

Rosita, rubbing her eyes: Both of you? What happened?

Porsha: Buster was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole apartment building.

Ash: Eddie wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”

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Eddie’s Dream

Eddie, coughing once: Finally my body is shutting down on me.

Buster, confused: I don’t think that's not how that works.

Eddie, dramatically from the floor: Let a man dream.

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Buster hosts a Halloween party at the Moon Theatre and everyone's invited (except Mike and Jimmy obvs). What do they go dressed as?

Ooooo, great ask! I hope you enjoy! - <3 Gooseless

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Buster:

Costume: Chimney Sweep from Mary Poppins (a way more historically accurate version).

Matching?: With Eddie.

Eddie:

Costume: Chimney Sweep from Mary Poppins.

Matching?: With Buster.

Nana:

Costume: One of her old costumes from her performing days.

Matching?: No.

Porsha:

Costume: Flapper from the 1920s, complete with way more glitter than nessicary.

Matching?: No.

Ash:

Costume: Wednesday Addams from Wednesday.

Matching?: No.

Clay:

Costume: Just a Halloween shirt and fake vampire teeth that Ash had to convince/blackmail him to wear.

Matching?: I'm not sure how you'd match this but kinda? A few people are dressed alike.

Rosita:

Costume: Bee.

Matching?: With her entire family.

Norman:

Costume: Bee.

Matching?: With his entire family.

The Piglets:

Costume: Bees.

Matching?: With entire family.

Gunter:

Costume: Sunny Care Bear from Care Bears.

Matching?: No.

Johnny:

Costume: Crowley from Good Omens.

Matching?: With Ryan.

Ryan:

Costume: Aziraphale from Good Omens.

Matching?: With Johnny.

Marcus:

Costume: Just a Halloween pun shirt that Johnny had to beg convince him to wear.

Matching?: I'm not sure how you'd match this but kinda? A few people are dressed alike.

Stan:

Costume: A old letterman jacket that he thrifted and a West Ham United Jersey.

Matching?: No.

Barry:

Costume: Black button up shirt and fake vampire teeth that Johnny, Stan, and Marcus also had to convince him to wear.

Matching?: I'm not sure how you'd match this but kinda? A few people are dressed alike.

Nooshy:

Costume: Miles Morales from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

Matching?: No.

Meena:

Costume: Cinderella.

Matching?: With Alfonso.

Alfonso:

Costume: Prince Charming.

Matching?: With Meena.

Mrs. Crawly:

Costume: Frankenstein's Bride from The Bride of Frankenstein.

Matching?: With Herman.

Herman:

Costume: Frankenstein from The Bride of Frankenstein.

Matching?: With Mrs. Crawly

Suki:

Costume: Cat ear headband she was forced to wear by Porsha when she showed up without a costume.

Matching?: No.

Darius:

Costume: Fred from Scooby-Doo.

Matching?: With Harry.

Harry:

Costume: Daphne from Scooby-Doo.

Matching?: With Darius.

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Calatonia News

Eddie: *turns on the news*

News Anchor: -and local business man, Buster-

Eddie: *turns off tv* I don’t even want to know anymore

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Buster and Convincing People

Buster: So-

The Troupe: No... just no.

vs

Buster: Hey E-

Eddie: You convinced me. You really did something there with your words. I’ll do it.

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If Eddie had been in Sing 2

Eddie, after Buster lied at auditions: No, no, absolutely not! This is unethical, it's immoral, and it’s absolutely illegal. I want no part in this Buster!

Buster: 

Eddie:

Buster: *smiles*

Eddie, sighing: FINE. You've convinced me. I'll help.

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In My Defense

Buster, after Sing 2: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Eddie, glaring at him: Wasn't Gunter with you?

Gunter, raising his hand: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Rosita, groaning: We can’t let you two go anywhere, can we?

Buster, shrugging: Honestly thought you would have figured that out years ago.