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[nonsensetwo]

Mormon and Irishman

A Mormon and an Irishman were on a plane and a flight attendant asks the Irishman if he'd like a drink, he says he'd like a Whiskey and a drink is promptly placed in front of him. The flight attendant asks the Mormon if he'd like a drink, he reacts in disgust and says "absolutely not, I'd rather be savagely r*ped by a dozen whores then let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman hands his drink to the attendant and says "I'd like that too, I didn't know I had a choice!"

[tuagifs]

So is Five evil now?

sorry to disappoint, this blog’s purely gifs/graphics! as the faq mentions, we don’t want to get into discussions or meta on here

[number5theboy]

Dancing Queen whenever Klaus enters the fight with Ben? Based on your ABBA post.

Y E S

also, why stop at one ABBA song?

I raise you: Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight) playing during a fight scene where we expect Luther to intervene, and the song goes “Is there a man out there? Someone to hear my prayeeeeeeeer?” and the camera pans over to empty air. It then pans down to show Five with something completely ridiculous like a bazooka or a machine gun. The music flares. The machine gun shots line up with the beat. Boom. Emmy-worthy

[meyerlansky]

Hey what's up? Nice Gangster blog ;) So what happened to Five in the corn field? I'm just curious.

haha thanks, i’m nothing if not predictable in my choice of faves :P and i’m not sure what you mean, the one in 2x03 where he finds vanya? it seems like he just shows up and gets her out of there, i don’t think anything happened to him

[brysmaleidols]

🎬 have you seen The Witch movie? It's a horror flick.

never seen | want to see | the worst | bad | whatever | not my thing | good | great | favorite | masterpiece

*And to be fair, I don’t think I’ve heard of it.

[lgbtincomics]

20k FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION [20/20] ↳ Victor Borkowski x Jonas Graymalkin 

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[nonsensetwo]

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx

[nonsensetwo]

Take my advice and live for a long, long time. Because the maddest thing a man can do in this life is to let himself die.

[nonsensetwo]

Just a mini-rant...

Killing off Lois Lane in the Superman and Lois show just to "tie things up"? Is the most idiotic and low-brow way to end the show, after Doomsday and fucking Luther are defeated they kill off Lois so the grandkids grow up without thier Grandma or w/e. What a sack of shit, Clark went through Hell and back with Doomsday, and this is the ending he gets, bullshit.

[nonsensetwo]

Joke because no one asked for it.

A mom decided to clean up her teenage boy's room and found a bunch of BDSM gear, she asked her husband what they should do with it all, he suggested probably not spanking him.

[nonsensetwo]

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

Niccolo Machiavelli

[nonsensetwo]

"It's like wandering through a great big Christian camp, and as a Jew, let me tell you how fucking exhausting that is!"

Lewis Black, about everyone being so happy!

[nonsensetwo]

"Tall, lithe, and extremely graceful, Sraosha was so beautiful it was hard to look right at him. His long hair flowed around a body that was pure perfection. Every feature appeared to be carved with extreme precision to render him angelic and breathtaking. And for once he allowed her to see his eyes. They were an eerie, iridescent green. Dressed in ancient battle armor, he commanded attention and respect…even from her."

I have been looking forever for this, I like this character.

[nonsensetwo]

Jokes because I'm bored

ADHD means never having to say "I'm sorry" for running over your neighbor's garden gnome with a golf cart.

Autism means walking over to your neighbor's yard to draw a dick on said gnome's face and walking away.

[nonsensetwo]

When a fox hears a rabbit scream, it comes running but not to help.

Thomas Harris

[nonsensetwo]

Destiny 2 headcanon, because I’m bored.

Mithrax is a Lord of the Rings’ fan and he identifies with both Aragorn and Gandalf, Gandalf especially since the Wizard is all about wisdom and peace, guidance, standing up against the Darkness, etc.

Eido works at the open-air school, oftentimes she gives the Spider “Rakis” lip to keep him in line, Mithrax could not be more proud.

Eido has been learning human card games from the Tower’s Guardians, her father is both impressed and worried.

P.S. Eido is a master at Scrabble ;)