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#footballz happy birthday to Brandon Mebane! You are a pretty dang good tackler of humans! You also played for my favorite team, the most beautiful friends who just love playing football together, The Seattle Seahawks! You played for them when they were toilet until they got good and won the Super Bowl that year when everything was beautiful and nothing hurt (words that definitely make a very awesome tattoo!)! You left to get paid so I cannot be angry at you! I also could never be angry at you because your sack dance is a wonderful roll of your ample belly! This dance was a joy to me even before I learned the reason why you did it! You said in an interview that you "wanted to do a dance that wouldn't make you tired"! !!! That is the best answer! I hope today brings you as much joy as your football prowess has brought me, Brandon Mebane, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #brandonmebane #seattleseahawks #sandiegochargers #losangeleschargers #rings #nomorevonneguttattoos #bellyrolls #dontgettired