#noiwasnt

[beepsparks]

Adding on, Nate tries to come up with more reasons for why he would never cuddle with Guy...but Mr. Lie Detector catches on

Schmitty: Nate, yesterday afternoon, you were cuddling Guy, were you not?

Nate: NOIWASNT! IWOULDNEVER!

Schmitty: Mmm...beg to differ. Did it feel good?

Nate: It...it did feel like hugging a giant teddy bear

(cue Nate covering his mouth)

Guy: Awwwwww, Nate. You mean it

Nate: I didn't MEAN to cuddle you...I...I thought you were my pillow

Buzz: Whatever you say, Nate...

9:05 pm, 4/1/2024

VERDICT: GUY IS A SOMFT PILLOW 🫵 AND EVEN NATE AGREES DESPITE HE DOESNT WANT TO

(Also love how my Schmitty is real good at catching liars is acknowledged here hehe)

[ring-of-galactic]

NOIWASNT IWASTN TODDLER SIZED HNFHTBFBFBFBDHDJ

never have i seen this many people unite toward a common goal. All of you are evil.

[porcelaindolllivvy]

That one time I was in a band. 😎 This was 2 days ago. . . . . . . #noiwasnt #justplaying #jk #Jerome #AZ #arizona #cloudy #roadtrip #goodtimes #goodfriends #goodweather #android (at Jerome, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByGZTFbFy2m/?igshid=711wl9qi74qs

[hlvrai-but]

cringe little imp boy gay for gordon. Man was thinking about their wedding.

HOW THE FU-

i mean-

noiwasnt-

[bipolarchristianwidow]

For those of you who have some time to kill and want to mess with a scammer might I suggest this for a 'good time'. Call this number, it is a scam trying to gain access to your bank information. They leave you a robocall message suggesting that you call this #, so... I did. I wanted to find out what their angle was.

The pitch was "Your account will be charged $499 for a 3-month subscription to Amazon.com Prime if you don't want this or you would like this charge reversed call this number immediately!!! !!! !! ! I could smell the desperation...

So I first went to my Prime account to check the status of my subscription because frankly, I am not an idiot. I wanted to make sure that it hadn't been compromised and sure enough, the subscription is due in May 2019 at the renewal cost of $119. I have been paying that amount annually now for almost 5 years. So naturally, I was confused. #NoIWasnt

But not for long... because this moron tried to encourage me to login into some BS website and 'gain access' to my account I knew immediately what he was trying to do. (Not that his ignorance to how the actual Amazon Prime subscription worked, what the actual renewal cost is #GreedyIdiots or the loud chatter of other scammers in the background of this huge open warehouse didn't already give it away)

It reminded me of the iTunes scam that these morons were pushing last year. So what did I do...? as you can see I called this # 5 times and with each new person I was able to talk to I wasted about 5 minutes of their time acting a fool and asking all sorts of leading questions... Then when I became bored I screamed in their ears as loud as I possibly could to "STOP SCAMMING PEOPLE WITH YOUR BS PITCH YOU $#!KTARD BEFORE I CALL AMAZON PRIME AND TELL THEM WHAT YOU ARE DOING" then I hung up and did it all over again.

The yelling is key... because the headsets that they wear feed loud noises directly to the brain. I am sure they are rendered near deaf or at the very least have severe ringing in the ears for the next 20 minutes and possibly rethinking their chosen 'line of work' right about now.

I hope you join me and collectively we can waste another 25 minutes of their time... because that will be 25 minutes that they will be unable to waste the time of unsuspecting victims with this new scam. Why can't these people just get a life? #StopTheScams Rants of a #BipolarChristianWidow yes even Christians get mad!

[psychopathicwriting]

W E L L  I  W A S  P L A N N I N G  T O- *noiwasnt* B U T  T U M B L R  E A T S  M Y  R E P L I E S- ~ trash-sama (shittyexcuses-) 

"Of course you were."

[turnthattuningpeg]

#noiwasnt #ohgod #terribleidea #run #challenge #sanfransisco #thisistherealtop http://ift.tt/2rpgE1V

[letstakeaminuteortwo]

The number one most searched item on my google history is "why does my cat only love me when I'm peeing?" This isn't tagged I just thought u should know

[drewboigenius]

I mean really people, how low can you go? #selfrespect #IWasStrerching #Lol #noiwasnt 😂👀 (at North Carolina A&T State University)

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Because I was in desperate need of another notebook #NoIWasnt #Writing #WriterLife #Florals #BarnesandNobles

[mndartist]

[dertyduh]

Contemplating wearing this out. #NoIWasnt #hair #bighairdontcare

[brandonmetcalf-blog]

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Because the 60's were rad. #iwasthere #noiwasnt (at Destiny Nashville)

[kayeyarehl]

After a month and a half of struggling to climb up to Platinum, I finally reached it. #supportmain #PlatinumV #leagueoflegends #thankyouSoraka #iwasabouttocry #noiwasnt #Iwasjustsuperhappy

[yagirlmelberne]

#NoIWasntNervous #YeahIWas #NoIWasnt #MarlonWayans #TheSelfieKing #ButFirstLetMeTakeASelfie #AHauntedHouse2

[karli-j]

Packing allows me to bring out my awesome 8th grade bubble writing. #iwasreallycoolthen #noiwasnt