#noi watches

[noisbat]

nina: you been together long?

crowley: …who?

nina: you and your partner.

crowley: oh, no, no, it’s not… it’s not like that.

nina: it certainly looks like that from here! what, so you’ve just recently hooked up?

crowley: no, you-

nina: you got a husband? or a boyfriend? is the bookseller your bit on the side?

crowley: he’s not my ‘bit on the side’! he’s far too pure of heart to be anybody’s bit on the side. he’s just - an angel. i know.

[boooochi]

for the bestie

[drawfee-quot3s]

any strong ladies out there, definitely. don't ask mE, for-- working out advice

yea, i'm too stupid, you're gonna have to teach me- by cArrying me!

haha, don't lift me, nooo

i mean- the vieWer!

unfortunately for y'all, i actually believe that women caN't be strong, and i would hate it if anyone sent me pictures that prove the contrary

- julia, karina, + jacob

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Hey Pep, were you... stuck in your pizzeria? Couldn't you leave? How did you get ingredients for your pizzas?

Pep: "Hcum evael ot ekil t'ndid tsuj I, airezzip ym ni kcuts t'nsaw I."

Pep: "Yletelpmoc meht diova ot reisae tsuj saw ti os, thgis no dekcatta senolc rehto eht fo ynam tub, stneidergni teg ot semitemos tuo og ot evah did I."

Pep: "Deirrow tog llits I, enog saw I nehw meht hctaw ot Olleb dna Otrop detsurt I dna, sselpleh ton erew seno elttil eht elihw tub, airezzip ym morf yawa yats ot dednet yeht..."

Pep: "Deneppah ti nehw deticxe os syawla erew seno elttil eht tub, morf saw ti ohw erus ton ma I. Niaga dna won yreve stneidergni fo yreviled a teg osla did ew tub!"

Pep: "Ecalp eht dnuora saw revetahw pu gnikcip naht doof rehserf hcum. Oot saw I dna."

Pep: "Heh. Ydal ynnub ytterp eht, mhu... Ion... Mu... N... Hu ees d'I osla dna..."

Pep: "Emoh kcab ekat ot doof em evag dna ecin os syawla saw ehs dna, tol a reh ees d'I."

Pep: "Oot sgniht rehto emos dna azzip eht a-kooc ot elba saw I emit eht fo tsom os."

[yourplaceinaugust]

making non tumblr user friends was a mistake bc i was ranting about symbrock to my friend and ended it by saying "the third movie needs to be rated r so they can fuck" and my friends only response was "what the fuck"

[triglycercule]

i mightve found the only other undertale fan in my entire school and he's playing one of those roblox ut fighting fan games. and then i saw his avatar and i'm like 80% sure it was dust but i cant tell because theres an undyne head over the avatar. man what the hell

[maxellminidisc]

Got tagged by @rhubarbspring to do a poll of my 5 favorite fictional characters from any media

I'll tag @wutheringheightsfilm @llycaons @kalisbaby @afro-elf @colorisbyshe

You can also feel free to do this if it seems fun and tag me if you feel like it!

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

watch psych guys

this has been a psa brought to you by percy asher luke apollo astro thalkua gemm frace castelleshn vascgyirarinablschjt-sjott hewlp ehar geappersnd

[froggynelson]

i know that people are complaining because people like the characters and are for them in the fandom, and more importantly due to the callous attitude this has shown to the actors, but as someone who has been here from the start and has seen the conversations people had here about the tv show then, it does feel a little funny (not good) that i've seen way more people being in vocal outrage to karen and foggy dying than ben. so much of the core daredevil stories ripe for adaptation can't be made without ben, but you don't see this argument much around

i feel like a good part of it is also because in the show they are seen as young and shippable, which is something ben isn't to the fandom. and absolutely another layer to it is his blackness in the adaptation. even if ben had been cast exactly as what he looks like in the comics i still think fandom wouldn't engage with him much, though him being black exacerbates the reaction a lot

[perilegs]

oogh i have so much stuff to do but i want to start reading dorohedoro right NOW but i literally cant. woe is me etc.

[noisbat]

aziraphale: i’m ready to go.

crowley: go where?

aziraphale: to hell.

crowley: i’m not taking you to hell, angel.

aziraphale: why not?

crowley: well, i don’t think you’d like it.

[dejwritesarchived]

sobs i found my first hyper-fixation of 2023, i fear.

[vzajemnik]

ive been so busy i dont even have time to listen to music😑😑😑hell world;!!!!

[toastsnaffler]

say what u want abt my ex but we rly peaked going to a halloween party as kaneda akira (me) and shin dorohedoro (them). fucking nerds <3

[pwhlboston21]

Mood for today is sad because plans I made before I became a hockey fan have made it so I can’t watch either games tonight :((

[ratgingi]

trying to figure out the air fryer and one of my housemates walks in and starts doing dishes girl im trying to be cringe fail in peace