#noguardes

[oceano-de-letras]

No siempre tenemos que callarnos todo lo que sentimos, liberarnos de ese peso nos ayudará.

Clanahe

[tokion]

駆け抜けた週末の余韻っ♪ #happymountainbar #party #clubbing #hiratsuka #kanagawa #shonan #michaelumico #まいけルミ子 #tokion17 #lightning #laserworks #lightningworks #friday #pangolinlaser #optlaser #noguard https://www.instagram.com/p/CfRgBtVPYcT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[brazucabarbers]

Brazuca is proud to bring a bit of Northern back to his roots Carlisle We are proud to have the services of Lee fresh from Manchester bringing his slick city cuts and shaves here to #Brazuca Lee is here for you this weekend at Newtown so to book with our main head barber that’s lee ! . .. .. . . . . . . . . . .. .. .. . . .. .. .. .. . . . .. . .. . . . . . .. . .. #noguard #barber #barbershop #fade #haircut #barberlife #sundaybarbers #carlislebarbershop #localbarbershop #barbershopconnect #fade #cumbriabarbes #thebestbarbersincarlisle #haircuts #skinfade #carlisle #bearddesign #43newtownroad #brazuca1gentrygrooming #braxucateam (at Brazuca 1 Gentry Grooming)

[seat-safety-switch]

My old high school metal shop class teacher used to tell the students: “no plan survives contact with the enema.” At least, I’m pretty sure what he said. It was a little hard to hear him what with all the constantly running handheld angle grinders.

He was the same one who taught me the value of standing up for my principles. Once, after a particularly rough period of bullying by my social superiors, he called me into his office and told me that I would have a small budget with which to take matters into my own hands, and that I would be graded on the artistry of my revenge. Call it an “extracurricular,” he slurred before the bottle of Wild Turkey he had packed for lunch finally knocked him unconscious.

I racked my brain. There were a lot of options for revenge, ranging from the standard “American Graffiti” theft of a rear axle, to basically straight up icepick murder in the boys’ locker room. Which ones would appeal most to Mr. Noguard? It was too much to consider. While a little babylike, I had always been able to find refuge from the day’s stresses in my childhood treehouse, and it was there that I drew up the plan for my final project.

Back then, and to this very day, I did a lot of reading. One of the things I read about was weird ways that people had died (I was a very morbid kid). Out in some unreachable Flyover-American shithole, a man had died when his plumbing system had backfired, launching deadly flechettes of toilet shrapnel into his major arteries. In the police photos, I was struck by the snow-angel-esque negative space which the chunks of razor-sharp, gleaming porcelain had embedded in the brick wall behind the man’s corpse. I had found my muse.

In the modern era, the metal shop class is ceasing to become a thing that exists. Not only is it expensive, which is the greatest sin of all public education, but it is just not aspirational enough. Why would kids ever want to spend their parents’ hard-earned tax money on learning to build something, when they are going to school so they can extract money from the economy in nearly-imperceptible ways? Metal class was for poorer schools, which were even worse funded, and therefore just disappeared from lesson plans nowadays. They definitely wouldn’t have three-quarters of a kilo of tannerite lying around in them, because that shit is expensive and not at all carbon-neutral.

With all this opportunity, though, tragedy still struck in the end. The real lesson that Mr. Noguard was trying to deliver to me was that, even with the best preparation, sometimes it is very difficult to make your sworn enemies use one particular toilet before the fuse has a chance to cook off and take out the women’s basketball team mascot, mid-shit. I will never forget the depressing assembly we had afterward, where the school buried Ralph The Rapping Raccoon in full honour guard dress uniform without ever releasing his identity, I think even to his own parents. Godspeed, Ralph. You’re knocking over trash cans in heaven now.

[djkrpt-blog]

Almost forgot about this one! I cracked open a very worse for wear Metalheadz Box set (anyone out there have a pristine tin?) and found this, the third tune in Hidden Agenda’s Dispatch series - No Guard is syncopated tech quite similar to Boymerang’s Still to my ears, check that 808 cowbell, fuckin’ love it! Swipe for the clip - METBOX001 ... #dailydnb #dnb #drumnbass #drumandbass #jungle #techstep #jumpup #rollers #neurofunk #liquidfunk #dnbdj #dnbproducer #dnbarchive #historyofdnb #dnbnation #dnbfamily #hiddenagenda #noguard #dispatch3 #metalheadz #boxset #1997 #rustymetal https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Hh7pTCL3h/?igshid=43mahorj76zr

[girlwho-lovedthemonsters]

Spring selfie? #idontknow #idontneedareason #me #memyselfandi #doncare #undercut #undecutisfreshlyshaven #noguard #representinmyfavbands #tid #timeisdivine #mcc #magnacartacartel #toolband #weatherisdelightfultoday #thespringbreezethatisfollowedbythehorrificstrikesoflightinginthemorning #toosassytoday #iliketothinkimhilarious #iknowimnot (at Village of Sorento)

[haikuhamo]

There is work to be done. #Pokémon #PokemonSunAndMoon #Lycanroc #MidnightForm #PokemonAbility #NoGuard #Alola #portugesesausageeggsandrice #nature #aloha #theperkisystem (at Kanto Region)

[marley-ops]

Nunca sabrás cuando será la última vez que verás a alguien, así que quiere mucho, di lo que piensas y por favor, no te guardes nada.

[brazucabarbers]

💈Laudi & Joaquim for the ladies !💈 Yes our lovely Laudi & Joaquim is here not only to perform great cuts and beard designs for you gents but is our specialist with the ladies including ladies waxing . . Also Joaquin is back from his holidays also for cuts trims and shaves and ladies hair . . So Brazuca B1 is the only place you need to go for all the family in a relaxed Brazilian atmosphere with great barbers and stylist . Call,Text WhatsApp For appointments on 📲 Lucas 07765202227 Our Booking Line 📲 Flavia 07826909045 ( Proprietor ) 📲 Direct To B3 Branch 01228317220 or feel free Walk In . . www.brazucabarbers.co.uk . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... .. .. . .. ...... . .... . . .. #noguard #barber #barbershop #fade #sissorsmaster #scissorscut #barberlife #sundaybarbers #carlislebarbershop #localbarbershop #barbershopconnect #carlislelocalbarbers #cumbriabarbes #thebestbarbersincarlisle #haircuts #skinfade #carlisle #bearddesign #43newtownroad #brazuca1gentrygrooming #brazucateam #oldschoolbarbers #vintagebarbers #seniorsbarber #barberscissors (at Brazuca 1 Gentry Grooming) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzlPANNpysT/?igshid=t1rqix8wr1p6

[brazucabarbers]

Ricardo Retires ! Ricardo se aposenta! Yes our Brazilian Barber is sadly leaving us after 2 years 😢 💈💈💈💈💇‍♂️💇‍♂️💇‍♂️💇‍♂️💈💈💈💈 As everyone knows Ricardo at B1 he will be missed by us and clients alike This happy go lucky barber with that wonderful Brazilian welcome is now turning his attention to a different career path and we all wish him well in his travels 🛬🛬🛬and there will always be a place for him here at Brazuca 🤗 His shoes are to be filled by Rory whose been with us a couple of weeks now. Rory is an award winning multi talented barber who is as skilled with the ladies as he is with the gents , it’s that Irish accent we all love the banter I think ! 💈💇‍♂️💇‍♀️💇‍♂️💇‍♀️💇‍♂️💇‍♀️💇‍♂️💇‍♀️💇‍♂️💈 So Rory now is at B1 so besides traditional gents this barber is a genius with ladies hair so come and see what a service is like with Rory st B1 Call,Text WhatsApp For appointments on 📲07826909045 or feel free Walk In . . www.brazucabarbers.co.uk . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... .. .. . .. ...... . .... . . .. #noguard #barber #barbershop #fade #sissorsmaster #scissorscut #barberlife #sundaybarbers #carlislebarbershop #localbarbershop #barbershopconnect #carlislelocalbarbers #cumbriabarbes #thebestbarbersincarlisle #haircuts #skinfade #carlisle #bearddesign #43newtownroad #brazuca1gentrygrooming #brazucateam #oldschoolbarbers #vintagebarbers #seniorsbarber #barberscissors #ladieshairstyly #brazucahairdressers (at Brazuca 1 Gentry Grooming) https://www.instagram.com/p/BugGB1WAqGH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h5kpbu7v3iqk

[brazucabarbers]

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We officially welcome Marcin back to Brazuca Barbers💇‍♂️ . . Yes Marcin re joins us and we and many clients are pleased he is back working with us🕺 . Marcin brings with him his own unique style and humour which we all love as well as great cuts with his attention to detail with the scissors and clippers🙎‍♂️ . . So to see Marcin book or call in to B1 Newtown Road for a warm friendly welcome again only at Brazuca💈💈💈 . . . . Call,Text WhatsApp For appointments on 📲 flamecia 07826909045 Our Booking Line 📲 Direct To B1 Branch 01228535220 or feel free Walk In . . www.brazucabarbers.co.uk . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... .. .. . .. ...... . .... . . .. #noguard #barber #barbershop #fade #sissorsmaster #scissorscut #barberlife #sundaybarbers #carlislebarbershop #localbarbershop #barbershopconnect #carlislelocalbarbers #cumbriabarbes #thebestbarbersincarlisle #haircuts #skinfade #carlisle #bearddesign #43newtownroad #brazuca1gentrygrooming #brazucateam #oldschoolbarbers #vintagebarbers #christmavouchersavailable #barberscissors #christmas (at Brazuca 1 Gentry Grooming) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5tW5Z_pQfc/?igshid=v6zr6lxaryjh

[brazucabarbers]

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Wanting a great local barber shop on your doorstep? . Well we have Brazuca 1 for 7 years opened 7 days a week till late just for you ! . Come and bring the whole family and enjoy yourself at the number 1 barbers at Newtown road Call,Text WhatsApp For appointments on 📲 Lucas 07765202227 Our Booking Line 📲 Flavia 07826909045 ( Proprietor ) 📲 Direct To B3 Branch 01228317220 or feel free Walk In . . www.brazucabarbers.co.uk . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... .. .. . .. ...... . .... . . .. #noguard #barber #barbershop #fade #sissorsmaster #scissorscut #barberlife #sundaybarbers #carlislebarbershop #localbarbershop #barbershopconnect #carlislelocalbarbers #cumbriabarbes #thebestbarbersincarlisle #haircuts #skinfade #carlisle #bearddesign #43newtownroad #brazuca1gentrygrooming #brazucateam #oldschoolbarbers #vintagebarbers #seniorsbarber #barberscissors (at Brazuca 1 Gentry Grooming) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2D5mb4Hnr-/?igshid=k13uu4wmc07w

[brazucabarbers]

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The Brazuca team would like to take this opportunity to wish 👨Joaquim a happy birthday 🎂today from all of us🎉🎈 Joaquim has been wish us at B1 longer than anybody and is a part of Brazuca with a loyal following of clients We look forward to another year with us and would like to thank you for all your support and loyalty to Brazuca and our clients Call,Text WhatsApp For appointments on 📲07826909045 or feel free Walk In . . www.brazucabarbers.co.uk . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... .. .. . .. ...... . .... . . .. #noguard #barber #barbershop #fade #sissorsmaster #scissorscut #barberlife #sundaybarbers #carlislebarbershop #localbarbershop #barbershopconnect #carlislelocalbarbers #cumbriabarbes #thebestbarbersincarlisle #haircuts #skinfade #carlisle #bearddesign #43newtownroad #brazuca1gentrygrooming #brazucateam #oldschoolbarbers #vintagebarbers #seniorsbarber #barberscissors #happybirthday (at Brazuca 1 Gentry Grooming) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxw40AcHIEY/?igshid=goks8kyyrq6q

[brazucabarbers]

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Joaquim brings his unique style and flair to Brazuca His use of the scissors is well known in Carlisle and his loyal clients often wait a while just to have their hair cut with him at Newtown Road Branch But Joaquim skills run deep he is a master with the cut throat blade a demon with the clippers and he has talents in colouring and tints So if your looking for something special go to our specialist for a consultation and come out a new you with a slick well groomed look to make you stand out .. Don’t forget to tell them who cut your hair ! Call,Text WhatsApp For appointments on 📲07826909045 or feel free Walk In . . . . . . . . .. . .. .. .. . #noguard #barber #barbershop #fade #sissorsmaster #scissorscut #barberlife #sundaybarbers #carlislebarbershop #localbarbershop #barbershopconnect #carlislelicalbarbers #cumbriabarbes #thebestbarbersincarlisle #haircuts #skinfade #carlisle #bearddesign #43newtownroad #brazuca1gentrygrooming #brazucateam #oldschoolbarbers #vintagebarbers #seniorsbarber #barberscissors (at Brazuca 1 Gentry Grooming) https://www.instagram.com/p/BozOwx9ASe5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k1njjdavyum9

[brazucabarbers]

Patrick 💈 Bruno our Stylish 💈 2 Barbers In Today ✔💈 Duo style & flair at Brazuca B5 All types Beard Design & Fades all ready to make your cuts and shaves as slickand as sharp as theirs ! So let our barbers show you what they can do and treat yourself to the best cut and shave you have ever had relaxing with a free beer too only at Brazuca Bank Street Free Beer 🍻 Free Lolly🍭 Free Popcorn 🍿 Free Coffee ☕Free Tea 🍵 Free Xbox PS4 & Footbable Free Colour Gel🙆‍♂️ also collect points 1 point per £ which give a free hair cut😲😉 only at Brazuca B1 B2 B3 B4 B5 Call,Text WhatsApp For appointments on 📲07826909045 or feel free Walk In . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . #carlislebarber #barbershop #seniorsbarber #noguard #fresh #thebestbarberincarlisle #barberlife #barbering #busybarbers #newcustomer #barberfamily #bankstreetbarbershop #oldschoolbarbers #classicbarbercuts #vintagebarbers #carlisle #bearddesigh #beardmaster #cumbriabarbers #brazucagentrygrooming #brazucateam #seniorbarber (at Brazuca 5 Gentry Grooming) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bns6vqgBFHc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cjcmel6dklq1