#nods solemnly

[mrghostrat]

Gay?

[altarfates]

I went on like two dates in the past week and I’ve found that I literally do not know how to talk to people when it’s not about the gay fictional men in my phone.

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

in the future, when i am past the point of hiding from spoilers like a scared little mouse, i aim to establish a rec list of lighthearted fics to combat the Doom and Gloom

[0fbabylon]

being loved by madonna is perpetually pulling long strands of black hair out of your waistband even years after she is gone

[hanasnx]

today we sit quietly and think about 19 year old reader x bruce 🙂‍↕️

[bratspike]

natalie scatorccio

[euphausia]

they nerfed the comically large cat in persona 3 reload but they also added kitties gttng lost in tartarus + cat-lover aigis got even more canon so it cancels out and the game is officially cat-neutral

[callmearcturus]

FO > DR1 = RN > MI1 > GP > MI3 > MI2

[ccorinthian]

me: i think fear and shame are my most haunting emotions my subconcsious: thats why u like scarecrow and riddler :3

[maxtrickey]

They look like they make the sound; "HYuEeEbP"

[loveluststerek]

Buck randomly one day at the fire station: Eddie says if he dies, he’ll let me know he’s around by turning a light on when I have a nightmare.

*Silence*

Buck, unperturbed: if I die I’ll turn the oven off when he leaves it on

Hen: yeah that’s completely normal hetero bro behaviour

Also Hen, looking up from her phone: Karen says she’ll open the bedroom curtains a little bit so I’ll always see the stars

Eddie: THERE IS NO WAY YOU JUST OUT-CUTED US AT OUT OWN IDEA

[artist-rat]

one of the assest years ever in general but art-wise surprisingly good 🌿

[yashley]

if it’s not a gift just for me then why is it kissing me on the mouth

[dathen]

(via @yeah-thats-probably-it )

Sorry Bertie I really wanted to include "shove a child into a lake" as an option

Source stories below cut:

Jeeves and the Chump Cyril, Purity of the Turf

Peril at End House

The Mazarin Stone

The Delayed Departure of Claude and Eustace

Charles Augustus Milverton

Hercule Poirot's Christmas

[blusandbirds]

they unearth the miyagi box and it's just photo albums of daniel and little sam and littler anthony and bonus julie in her prom dress because maybe the real karate was the families we found along the way

[haveihitanerve]

Kaz: do i look nice? Nina: you look like you’re about to set someone on fire Kaz: perfect Jesper: you look flawless Inej: stop encouraging this jes Kaz: jesper is the only one here with fashion sense Nina: you told him yesterday that the hat he was wearing was, and i quote, “a disgrace to heads everywhere and the maker of that hat should be hunted the way the drüskelle hunt Grisha.”  Inej:... you said that? Kaz:.... Jesper: wow kaz… wow Matthais:... was he wrong though? Nina: no Inej: oh definitely not Wylan: that hat was a disgrace to heads everywhere Jesper: Wy! Wylan: sorry Jes. I love you for many things, your fashion sense is not one of them Jesper: *offended*