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Modern Izzy would carry around a little purse (which he would insist is a ‘satchel’ or even a ‘messenger bag’) and, if you shake it, it rattles like a mfer cause its got all his OTC stomach meds in it (lactaid, gas-x, tums, pepto bismol, etc). Its also got ibuprofen and tylenol in it (the tylenol is for Ed, Izzy’s not gonna risk upsetting his stomach even more), hell probably midol too (transmasc Izzy, my beloved). And Ed’s ADHD meds, since Ed would lose/forget them. And probably an epipen and an inhaler, cause I think its funny, he’s already got tummy troubles and (I’ve decided) chronic migraines, may as well give him allergies and asthma too.
. . . Probably also carries bandaids too. Man’s a walking pharmacy is what I’m saying.
#the dork is being a dork#izzy hands#nobody is meaner to izzy than people who like izzy lmfao#take one look at the sad angry little rat man and say 'i'm gonna give that little guy so many Problems'#tbf literally half of this is me projecting lmao#izzy gets to have my stomach troubles and my headaches (and other aches) and my cramps#and my propensity for acquiring a million tiny little scratches#i carry bandaids for if ANYONE needs a bandaid but im the one who uses them like 99.5% of the time lmao#izzy carries them for ed but he's the one who uses them like 99.5% of the time#he's also got like 5 travel sized hand sanitizers#one is just a regular purell/germx#the rest are the little scented ones from bath and bodyworks cause ed likes them
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Modern Izzy would carry around a little purse (which he would insist is a ‘satchel’ or even a ‘messenger bag’) and, if you shake it, it rattles like a mfer cause its got all his OTC stomach meds in it (lactaid, gas-x, tums, pepto bismol, etc). Its also got ibuprofen and tylenol in it (the tylenol is for Ed, Izzy’s not gonna risk upsetting his stomach even more), hell probably midol too (transmasc Izzy, my beloved). And Ed’s ADHD meds, since Ed would lose/forget them. And probably an epipen and an inhaler, cause I think its funny, he’s already got tummy troubles and (I’ve decided) chronic migraines, may as well give him allergies and asthma too.
… Probably also carries bandaids too. Man’s a walking pharmacy is what I’m saying.
#the dork is being a dork#izzy hands#nobody is meaner to izzy than people who like izzy lmfao#take one look at the sad angry little rat man and say 'i'm gonna give that little guy so many Problems'#tbf literally half of this is me projecting lmao#izzy gets to have my stomach troubles and my headaches (and other aches) and my cramps#and my propensity for acquiring a million tiny little scratches#i carry bandaids for if ANYONE needs a bandaid but im the one who uses them like 99.5% of the time lmao#izzy carries them for ed but he's the one who uses them like 99.5% of the time#he's also got like 5 travel sized hand sanitizers#one is just a regular purell/germx#the rest are the little scented ones from bath and bodyworks cause ed likes them
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