#nobie watches ofmd

[nobie]

I watched ofmd s2 e4 but it’s just me screaming…

“I thought I lost you” AUGGHHH WHAM. It wasn’t an accident jsjsjs. The crew is baaaaack. EDS ARMS OMFFFF. IZZY MY BELOVED OH HES SO DRUNK BABY PLSS DONT DO THIS. He’s so hurt. Auggh Frenchie looks so good. “You’re not a fckn mermaid” I’m cryinggg. THE RABBIT awwww he’s explaining his tattoos to him. This is so cute. NOOOOOOOO. Stedes head scratch was so cute. The energy is off. Yeees roach this is a safe space!! They don’t want to talk to about it and my heart is hurting. Stedes sad expression auggghh. These Lesbians are fckn crazy I love them. My babies are traumatized. Oh these lesbians ARE WILD ASF…POISON. OLU CALLING JIM BABE OMFFUUU. OH SHIT IZZY JDJDJDJ oh he’s crawling… oooooh no “you left me for Mary” noooooooo My heartt. Ffs stede is so gentle. Melt back in your arms oooooh PLSS. “I love your chin” IM SICK SIIIIICK HE WAS SAYNG THAT TO HIM FFS OOOOOOH YALL ARE SIIIIICK. “ I love being near you. It’s nice it feels good.” EDS SMILE AUGGGHH. oh THESE LESBIANS ARE FCKN WILD. the crew is in shambles and they’re working together for Izzy MY HEART. Izzy’s hair HELP hes soooo. my babyyyy he cry’s like the Virgin Mary. Ed is so babygirl. Stedes little run. BUTTONS HOLY SHIT. IZZY IS THE UNICORN HE PICKED HIMSELF BACK UP

[nobie]

I watched ofmd s2 e3 but it’s just me screaming…

Zheng protecting Olu. ZHENG IS MY QUEEN. I LOVE WHEN WOMAN. Stede!! OMF he swam over there MY HEART. They were STARVING. There is so much to say but I don’t have the words this is gonna be a heavy episode. It is HORNIGOLD. Just Ben now. JIM AND OLU MY BABIEEEEESSS OMF OK JIM WITH THE COMMUNICATION. NO TOXICITY. I will never stop talking about Zheng. “Girl, how are you?” SHE GETS IT I LOVE HER SM. I’m dead not them role playing the inn. Ben bringing up trauma. TATTOOS EQUALS TRAUMA. DADDY ISSUES MEEEEEE. Ok but stede planning that whole escape perfectly. I’m impressed. Purgatory Ed is beautiful. OH WE ARE BACK BABY ITS GONNA BE ROCKY BUT WE ARE SO BACK. oh wtf merstede. WE BACK BABYYYYYY

[nobie]

I watched ofmd s2 e2 but it’s just me screaming…

oh. “You wear fine things well.” Ed is wife. Oh baby is going through it. OH ZHENG I LOVE YOU QUEEN. THE GASP I JUST GUSPED OMF LUCIUS DJSKSJJSDJJDDJ OMFJS MU BABYYY HE BACK OH IM CRYING SO GAY ILY. AWWWW BLACK PETE MY HEART IM SOBBING PLS. Ed with her hair up pls I’m on my knees. Just give me one chance. Buttons being a sea witch…on brand. Ed is so mother in these scenes. OMF JIM JUST HOLDING HIS ROTTING LEF WTF. “But he’s our dick.” JIMS JAWLINE. OLU AND JIM GOING ON DIFFERENT JOURNEYS WOW. They’re getting proper food!! Lucius is going through it my baby. I’ll apologize on behalf of stede im sorry. “Have you come to take the other one.” Oh my fuck he’s traumatized. Why can gay people just be normal and stop pointing guns at each other. “I loved you.” HUH WHAT. So bbg. Stede is the definition of “I can fix him.” Izzy in the rain is something that can be personal. Wow.

[nobie]

I watched Ofmd s2 e1 but it’s just me screaming…

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. STEEEEAAARD. IT STARTS JUST LIKE THAT OMF. OK BUT STEDE ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO FIGHT IN HIS DREAMS IS SO HOT. IZZYYYYYY NOOOOOOO. I thought it was real until Ed started talking jdjdjdj. Jackie is wifey fr I love her sm. Swede becoming a new husband, REAL! THE WEDDINGGGG. Ed is really hurting but has become the biggest asshole in the process of this “breakup.” His crew is in shambles. That Izzy scene OMF. I am in TEARS. FANG MY BABY I WANT GIVE YOU A HUG SO BAD. Fang cares so much about Izzy it hurts my heart. Izzy standing up for the crew tho!!! BACK TO THE WEDDING PART THE WAY IT JUST CUTS TO THEM EATING CAKE AND DEPRESSED. The revenge crew actually being kinda cool among all those patrons that don’t give a fuck. Jackie again wow! ooooooh THAT RICHARD DUDE. Its the “never meet your heroes” to “im the villain now” pipeline. Stede and Olu are besties and I love that for them. Susan has ME IN A CHOKEHOLD OMF. She’s my new fav pls I’ll do anything for you. IZZY GOT FCKN SHOT OMF I THOUGHT HE WOULD LOSE LEG CUZ OF INFECTION FROM THE TOES IZZYYYYY. They’re stealinggg this show has piracy in it too?? Wow. My baby fang I’m here pls don’t cry. Ok but Jim being such a good friend. I love you Jim. FANG LAUGHING MY HEART GAH DAMN.

[nobie]

I had my whole “ I watched ofmd” post for ep 5 and then I clicked away and it wasn’t saved and now it’s GONE 😭😭😭 this is my fav episode and all my first thoughts are GONE NOOOOOO