#noahcanteven

[noahgrimes12]

Harry? Haz? HARRY?! HAZ?! HAZZA?! Gahhhh! Are you having your dinner? If so, it's fine that you haven't replied, because I know your mum is strict about phones at the dinner table.

Harry? Haz? HARRY?! HAZ?! HAZZA?! Gahhhh! Are you having your dinner? If so, it's fine that you haven't replied, because I know your mum is strict about phones at the dinner table.

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) February 13, 2019

from Twitter

[raimskie]

Raimskie Read: Noah Can’t Even by @simonjamesgreen . Another book done within a week. Honestly, I would’ve finished this book in a shorter time if not for my busy schedule. . [FULL BOOK REVIEW on @raimskiereads and on my #BookTube with the same name.] . 🇨🇦🍁 🤗 📕📙📒📗📘 🤗 🍁🇨🇦 . #RaimskieReads #NoahCantEven #SimonJamesGreen #NoahGrimes #HarryLawson #NoahHarry #Hoah https://www.instagram.com/p/CRM62hJnq_a/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ottakarsatticbooks]

Looking forward to our @simonjamesgreen event at work today :) 🍌 . . #NoahCantEven #NoahCouldNever #SimonJamesGreen #BookSigning #Bookstagram #Bookshop #Lgbt #Pride #Ya #Fiction #Saturday

[simonjamesgreen]

Perfectly Ordinary Week

Yeah, not much happening this week, so thought I’d do a little blog post, fill a bit of the endless time I’ve currently got at my disposal…

Sigh. Life would be so much more interesting if, say, I was having a massive party this week, or doing a big speech in front of lots of important people, or even, for example, if I had some sort of pamphlet or novel coming out…

If any of those things were happening I might find myself so MANIC and OVER EXCITED that I would be COMPLETELY UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL or even just FOCUS on something for any longer than ten seconds because my entire mind is ABLAZE with about a BILLION things that I need to sort out, do, or think about!!!!!

I might even use multiple exclamation marks even though they are grammatically unacceptable and random CAPS for no real REASON. 

I might have a stream of consciousness that went something like: what will I wear cupcakes wine speech guest list music mini-burgers vegetarian tartlet isn’t ‘tartlet’ a nice word photos books when is my mum arriving at King’s Cross again?

That could happen. But, as it is, I’ll just be spending the week with a mug of Horlicks, or maybe Mellow Birds, and the most excitement will be opening a packet of Starburst and hoping most of them are either orange or red.

Yep. Yep. Just a perfectly ordinary week. Nothing to see here.

[imthetruealphathatwearinbla-blog]

#Book.#bookstagram #Booklover #NoahCantEven #bookworm #London #FreshAir #Mood #Nature #Relax #Love (presso Burnt Ash Lane, Bromley)

[erucchii92]

I don't usually like this type of covers but I love how simple these two covers are. And the texture ❤ #bookcover #simplebookcover #noahcanteven #simonjamesgreen #thehateugive #angiethomas

[noahgrimes12]

Not going to lie, I'm glad this new one isn't about me. Luckily I've got GCSEs this year, so don't have time to talk to Simon. Pretty unlucky for Alex though, I'm sure. Might read it. Might not. Depends how I feel. https://t.co/jDfAF7JNzd

Not going to lie, I'm glad this new one isn't about me. Luckily I've got GCSEs this year, so don't have time to talk to Simon. Pretty unlucky for Alex though, I'm sure. Might read it. Might not. Depends how I feel. https://t.co/jDfAF7JNzd

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) February 10, 2019

from Twitter

[noahgrimes12]

I hated this school trip to the nuclear power station - even worse, they didn't even let us press any of the buttons when we actually got there, even though I'm predicted a top grade in science! https://t.co/NFjsKQYuVF https://t.co/0JFzIN4lqc

I hated this school trip to the nuclear power station - even worse, they didn't even let us press any of the buttons when we actually got there, even though I'm predicted a top grade in science! https://t.co/NFjsKQYuVF pic.twitter.com/0JFzIN4lqc

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) September 6, 2018

from Twitter

[noahgrimes12]

At a barbecue. Can anyone remember the recommended internal temperature of a sausage, because I'm seriously worried this one might be undercooked?

At a barbecue. Can anyone remember the recommended internal temperature of a sausage, because I'm seriously worried this one might be undercooked?

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) July 21, 2018

from Twitter

[noahgrimes12]

You can never be too careful. I also like to have name labels on: my pencils, maths set, PE kit, and after the incident on the Year 11 Geography field trip, my socks and boxers. (Which are STILL missing BTW, so give them back because it's actually not funny and really immature). https://t.co/AfKG6DuZsq

You can never be too careful. I also like to have name labels on: my pencils, maths set, PE kit, and after the incident on the Year 11 Geography field trip, my socks and boxers. (Which are STILL missing BTW, so give them back because it's actually not funny and really immature). https://t.co/AfKG6DuZsq

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) February 9, 2018

from Twitter

[noahgrimes12]

Written a pretty deep and meaningful poem for you guys to read. Hope you like it. https://t.co/XTwU7GU8Os

Written a pretty deep and meaningful poem for you guys to read. Hope you like it. https://t.co/XTwU7GU8Os

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) November 7, 2017

from Twitter

[noahgrimes12]

With Harry. We've just eaten all the packs in an 18 pack multipack of these naughty little things. No regrets. This is what being young and reckless is all about. https://t.co/Y0taFOZqXB

With Harry. We've just eaten all the packs in an 18 pack multipack of these naughty little things. No regrets. This is what being young and reckless is all about. http://pic.twitter.com/Y0taFOZqXB

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) November 22, 2017

from Twitter

[noahgrimes12]

Harry's going as Scooby-Doo to the Halloween party. I blatantly should have gone as Fred. :(

Harry's going as Scooby-Doo to the Halloween party. I blatantly should have gone as Fred. :(

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) October 31, 2017

from Twitter

[noahgrimes12]

It's 5% spandex for anyone wondering.

It's 5% spandex for anyone wondering.

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) October 31, 2017

from Twitter

[noahgrimes12]

Having doubts about my green alien morphsuit costume for Connor Evans' Halloween party. What was I thinking?! https://t.co/LsJWqtLdHI

Having doubts about my green alien morphsuit costume for Connor Evans' Halloween party. What was I thinking?! http://pic.twitter.com/LsJWqtLdHI

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) October 31, 2017

from Twitter

[noahgrimes12]

Who's gonna be looking cool in their BRAND NEW pleat front, flexi-waistband school trousers with Teflon stain repel finish? ME!

Who's gonna be looking cool in their BRAND NEW pleat front, flexi-waistband school trousers with Teflon stain repel finish? ME!

— Noah Grimes (@NoahGrimes12) August 23, 2017

from Twitter