#noReally

[schwarzwaldcr]

Eisbrecher - Tanz Mit Mir

[helpthe]

I don't know if i'm doing this correctly or not, but i'm doing my part and reblogging this.

Let's spread the word and get this flag and the people around it out of there!!!

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

[cryptic-murmurs]

Well, one does not anticipate grief. But tough times don't last, tough people do.

Enough serious stuff. Back to our regularly demented program.

[57sideburns]

#nowplaying #afternoondelight #noreally (at Mineola, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpYtm73JNBJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[damemaladroite]

"-Marinette is not a good leader. Yes she is very strategic and a good hero, but she lacks the trust and confidence that are needed in Leader types."

I hate that you said this, because this feels way too accurate. It's like that part in One Piece where Vivy wants to handle everything alone, but Luffy makes a point that you have to rely on others (as a leader, you can't do it all!). Idk why Marinette has such bad trust issues but now that you've said that it's kind of opened my eyes to how much better Chat Noir is in that area. Like Marinette is better at coming up with the plan but doesn't trust the other heroes enough to be a great leader.

Miraculous Ladybug hot takes

-Zoé never actually proved herself on why she deserved the Bee miraculous until Season 5. And even so she got the bee before this so it was never truly earned.

-Marinette is not a good leader. Yes she is very strategic and a good hero, but she lacks the trust and confidence that are needed in Leader types.

-Marinette becoming the Guardian made sense on paper BUT it happened way too soon and ended up becoming irrelevant by the end of season 4.

-contrary to popular belief, Felix was never redeemed. He just sort of changed objectives after his plan failed and then everyone was just okay with that.

-Chloé being evil or bad after not becoming a hero isn’t a character assassination. She can be evil. It’s just that the shift/ moment switch that would have given this closure never happened.

-miraculous Ladybug sucks at making people seem sympathetic. The only people you end up feeling bad for naturally are Adrien and Marinette. And that’s more on how the show treats them than the backstory.

- The Paris Special was the best of the miraculous world special because it actually focused on character growth. Also the supreme was a legit threat despite not even being there. If the rest of the show just continued from this universe. I’d prefer it then anything they have planned for season 6

-I have yet to see a SINGLE explanation that makes the season 5 finale justifiable or even tolerable. I’ve heard arguements for ephemeral, Reflekdoll, and even Miracle queen. But recreation is bar none the worst ending to a season of a show I’ve heard of since Voltron. And at least in Voltron, the heroes actually won.

[karoljurisic]

DODATNA OBJAVA

Nerealne stvari su nemoguće, propale ideje vezano uz integraciju migranata iz bliskoistočnih zemalja u Republici Hrvatskoj se ne mogu ostvariti jer to ne ide i također migranti iz bliskoistočnih zemalja odu prema Njemačkoj i visokorazvijenim zemljama Europske unije duplo iznad RH

[asteridsasterales]

no cursin scary stop no wants hear

[the-haiku-bot]

I am just surprised

I didn’t see it before.

It was always there.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

So I've been wrong the whole time.

I've always noticed that Crowley never bothered to learn people's names, but I always thought he basically liked being around people and enjoyed that aspect of the work.

And I thought Aziraphale found people annoying (customers are the worst part of owning a bookshop) and just wanted to be left alone to read.

Turns out, Aziraphale's the extrovert. He knows everyone in his community. He likes them. He wants to hang out with them. He wants to perform (badly) on the stage, host a party, help people -- always, he wants to help people. It's central to who he is.

And Crowley's the introvert. He wants everyone to leave him alone. He wants to be with his plants and his car and Aziraphale and that's pretty much it. He will find some enjoyment in helping others but, now that there's no Arrangement, he's not interested in going out of his way. He just wants to be alone with Aziraphale, a universe of two.

It's easy to see why they can't work it out yet.

I am just surprised I didn't see it before. It was always there.

[una-vuelta-al-mundo]

Creí que íbamos bien…. Me equivoqué

[ineffabildaddy]

last line challenge

thank you for tagging me, @eybefioro @ineffable-rohese @celestialcrowley!

rules - in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or however many as you like)

alright, here goes:

Crowley's claws scratched lightly at Aziraphale's thighs. "Again, angel, again, need-"

teeheehee<3 there's some totally human-shaped sex going on here clearly

no pressure tags for people i haven't seen tagged yet: @voluptatiscausa @crowleyslvt @laurashapiro-noreally @thescholarlystrumpet @hakunahistata @malachitegrey @aspiring-pansy @greenthena @gingiekittycat @robinwithay @createserenity

[zantwixt]

timetravellingkitty I need you to know that tumblr, to many people, brings back war flashbacks to fucked up my little pony vore fanart when they think of tumblr so yes when I open this app I do indeed see multiple raccoons living in the remains of a dumpster fire 

I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

[karasbroken]

I found this looking at relationship tags on AO3 and was so overwhelmed I had immediately had to add it to the Farscape music Mondays queue. The thumbnail is blank because of a password (see the cut) but it's a Aeryn Sun/Kara Thrace (from Battlestar Galactica, where my username comes from) ship video!!?!

Take the extra effort to view it, it's worth it.

The song is Hurricane by Joan Osborne, and the creator is laurashapiro (who might be @laurashapiro-noreally). The editing is amazing, these gals are flirting, frelling, and fracking and it's perfect. The cuts are so smooth you think it's the same show. "Two pilots walk into a [space] bar" completely done with their men and ready for action. So hot, so believable, I am very on board this ship. You might want to watch this one in a private place.

It's password protected so I'm sticking that here: showme

I'm going to link the AO3 entry too, so you can go show the creator some love.

[stellacartography]

Toe the Line (Rated E)

Words: 18,505 Chapters: 8/8

As Crowley and Aziraphale dine at the Ritz they are treated to a particularly reminiscent parade of chef's specials that spark memories of the past 2000 years. Crowley quietly panics his way through each course, drowning his anxiety in rather large amounts of alcohol. Aziraphale is helplessly drawn back into his own memories of their time together in the world they both love and every time they walked right up to the limits of their association.

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Relationship: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Snake behaviours, Crowley is deep down still a snake, Food and drink, Drunken ineffable spouses, Rome 41 AD, Council at Nicaea, Wessex 537 AD, The Invention of Fireworks, How did Crowley make Hamlet popular?, Teaching an angel to tempt, Dancing Lessons, Portland Place Gentleman's Club, Ambush predation, diversion, camouflage, Thanatosis, Constriction, Mimicry, Sexy Snake Pile, Ritual foot-washing as temptation, Snake musk is not lube, Don't try this at home kids, Season one fix-it of a sort

Written for the @go-minisode-minibang with art by @willow-tea

Acknowledgements and tags below the cut

A thousand thank yous to my friends who attended the @ficwritersretreat2023 and listened to my reading of chapter 5. Your laughter made this happen. Thanks to @fearlessdiva930 for your help with the menu. I had lost all my original research outside of the story itself and your assistance was invaluable. Thank you @kinkykinker for the first beta and @cumberbatchedandgatissmitten for the second round and coaching. Thank you @basketcasebetty for coordinating the bang.

Tagging @copperplatebeech @keirgreeneyes, @seriouslymarythough, @cirquedereve, @laurashapiro-noreally, @totallysilvergirl, @hubblegleeflower, @sevdrag

Reblogs are love and are much appreciated. <3

(Psst! Hey, @mevima! I finally finished it. Only took 4.5 years.)

[webspite]

Finished my fanbind of @liverobinreaction ‘s Banshee in a Well! Do I know anything about Batman? No! However, @nothingmuch-noreally rec’d it to me and what can I say, it was absolutely amazing :)

Check it out on AO3 here!

This is not my first bookbinding project, but it is my first full-blown fan binding and I’m really happy with how it came out!

[ink-feathers-and-paper]

Oooh, that sounds fun.

Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask and Link's Awakening are no real Zelda games because we are not trying to save princess Zelda and she doesn't make an appearance, nor do we face Ganon/Ganondorf in those games.

I'm already seeing some people suggest that EoW is not a "real" Zelda game due to the new mechanics and lessened focus on combat. And like it's actually crazy to me how people call themselves Zelda fans but baulk every time the series gets a shake up (as if the devs haven't been trying to shake up the formula since Zelda Fucking Two.)

Anyway, with this I would like to start a thread called "Why Your Favourite Zelda Games Aren't Actually Zelda Games." I'll start:

Ocarina Of Time isn't a true Zelda game because Zelda shouldn't be 3D. The games began as 2D, and to change mediums is betraying the series roots and core gameplay.

Now, continue:

[laurashapiro-noreally]

Vid: Don't Want No King

Fandom: Democracy

Vidder: @laurashapiro-noreally

Artist: Dennis Coats

Hello, it's my first vid in about six years! I made this for Field Team 6, the only partisan voter registration organization in the US, and they really get results. I've been volunteering with them this cycle, and when they tossed me this song and said "want to make a music video?" I said "now you're speaking my language!"

I gave myself feels, making this. Hope you get some too.