#no you foolish brother

[brainyrot]

I have deceased to insanity all because you showed me this website and I said yes, @kris-bj I am not okay after this and it's not even done.

[naffeclipse]

Aaaa idk if anything like this has been asked before! (Sorry if it has!) I've seen it for apex polarity but I'm unsure if it's been asked in relation to the SJ eclipses but how would they react to the vigilante being really sick? (Like with a bad cold or the Like) Like they're all grabby about to GET them and they're just, standing there sniffling like a pathetic wet dog not giving any of their usual sass (Def not asking this BC I'm really sick rn fhchbgj)

By multiple SJ Eclipses, I assume you're talking about the OG and the Bounty Hunter.

The vigilante would still give out their usual charm while battling a terrible cold, just with a stuffy sound and lots of sniffling. They're constantly trying to not get snot everywhere and ugh, those darn chills and fever coming in waves! They don't stop fighting gangs and criminals but man is it annoying to shoot a gun when you have to sneeze.

For Mafia Boss Eclipse, he sees the vigilante as not their best, and he sees an opportunity. He tells them how much he'll enjoy nursing them back to health, back to how powerful he knows they can be, they just need to stop resisting (though it does color them in bruises, so he's not that upset) and let him carry them back to a special hideout he's prepared all for them. The vigilante is, of course, not signing up for that with his sharp grin and intensity already trying to overwhelm them when they're feeling feeble. So, they make a quick escape and cut back to the detectives' apartment. Sun and Moon will take care of the rest (with chastising thrown in for good measure).

With Bounty Hunter Eclipse, he's angry when he sees them out in the streets and riling up dangerous enemies while visibly shaking from cold chills. He practically throws the vigilante over his shoulder when he finally nabs them. Though the vigilante protests, he's ripping them a new one for being so stupid while they're sick. Can't they give it a rest for a couple of days? The vigilante shoots with some snide and cheeky remarks before realizing that Eclipse has brought them to the detectives' apartment. Eclipse never knew how to tend to sickness, not like his brothers, but what he does know is that Sun and Moon will fix the vigilante up just right. For now, he'll stand guard and make sure the vigilante doesn't move or even think about getting back to their usual business.

[jefferythejelly]

surprising no one, foolish has showed up in la

[aeolianblues]

BLEEEEEHHHHBRGHHH

[emblazons]

I still can’t believe there are people who think that Will “I’m not gonna fall in love, just kidding I am in love already but I think I’ve been rejected so let’s rip off the bandaid” Byers isn’t going to get what he wants…in a show whose whole premise started with his abduction and is, by it’s creators own repeated admission, both going to focus on him the final season + about championing the underdog and the outcast.

It really is that simple, because once you know what the Duffers value...even if you haven’t dug that far into the show, it’s obvious where the “it started with Will, it will end with Will” is taking us based on tropes alone, if you listen to anything The Duffers say about their themes and narrative goals.

You don't even need color coding or parallels to other media to sort through it, because outside of any "but it was the 80s" commentary or "they would never break up the flagship couple" talk...Byler is literally just the logical thematic conclusion for Will's arc as the full embodiment of the outcasted, childlike AND the underdog, even if you don't like what they did to get our characters there.

Like? Will is literally the boy who represents the duffers love of being a “child at heart” and taking things you adored from your youth into being a grown up (see: their entire mf show being based on DnD and the media they loved as kids) on top of being a queer, poor, and regularly disrepected character.

He is the textbook representation of the outcast and underdog energy The Duffers love, to the point where you could hardly fit more "marginalized and imperfect" checkboxes into him without making him poc...and yet people actually believe he is going to be rejected not because there is no setup, or because there is no precedence for the storyline but solely because his love interest (who also has a non-conformity storyline and who is already making heart eyes at him) is currently dating a girl...and it would be "realistic" for him to get rejected? ☠️

Not to mention...I haven't even touched on how byler resolves Mike's own thematic issues and it already makes the most sense? Like?

How do you miss the most obvious plot twist setup in history not because its not blatantly set up, but because you’re homophobic? It really does have to be the blindness of heteronormativity thats driving most of this, because if you were a media literate homophobe, you would be screaming at the Duffers for doing it, not denying it’s happening at all. But ☕️

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

friendly reminder that self harm is lying to you

[whereismyhat5678]

So- Here’s how I’m feeling-

I wanna draw Mr. Stick yes? (And Burton too for the hell of it-)

But I’m also feeling…. Scandalous

So, I’m mixing both 👀

(Tw: A but suggestive under the cut-)

I KNOW I KNOW BUT JUST- JUST HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND-

And Bonus with Burton because he can’t take it either, he just can’t- give the poor man a break-

[guckies]

Foolish: We in the future of horses. We have technology that aliens from distant planets should be jealous off and still we are producing shitters!

[cheddertm]

Max is trusting his life with a Totem which you think would help, but he’s watching a 10 year old YouTube video on how to do brain surgery (it has like 100 views) and it’s his second day (his first day was on himself and he died)

[rutadales]

"you're his bitch" literally changed me as a person. I will never function the same way again. Cdream going from calling q sir to calling foolish his bitch. I need to be put down. dog allegories dog allegories dog allegories.

[ladyartemesia]

I discovered all your writings after you’d already left 2 years ago and they were all fucking incredible but I never realized that you’re funny af too lord help me

Hahahha! Oh my gosh can I JUST SAY that being called funny is like the highest tier compliment you can pay me. Like omg I am sending a screenshot of this ask to my brother right now so he knows that some lovely PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THINK I’M FUNNY!

Unlike him.

Gah! But seriously THANK YOU! I’m thrilled you like my works and my weirdness (🥹) and I hope you will continue to enjoy me being a flaming disaster on main going forward.

[tgemorbingpaper]

the way some of you react to ace/aro headcanons is. Very Telling !

[alixtmcknight]

It’s hard to read through your blurry vision when a book makes you bawl your eyes out.

[thespacesay]

i find it fascinating (/negative) how people think there's some clear and present divide between physical and mental disabilities, and treat it as if the only overlap is when you have both.

like... for one, can we acknowledge that there is not, in fact, a binary of types of disabilities? how do you describe cognitive disabilities that affect both physical and mental function? what of disorders that originate in exclusively physical ways (ie, post concusive syndrome) but present with strong mental symptoms (anger, change in personality?)

how can you claim to support neurological disabilities and claim that ADHD is not, in any way, a physical disability? why is it different only if the presentation of a disability is seen as mental?

like... genuinely speaking, when I see posts insisting that movements around disabilities are meant for only the physically disabled, all I can believe is that you too have fallen victim to ableism. You are using a baseless categorization to separate and divide when the border is always going to be fuzzy, and always going to be used to hurt rather than help on a systemic level.

[vampyroteuthid]

the only silver lining in this family event situation is that my mother is not coming because she's apparently too busy going to massage school at her cult. not sure why she was invited at all since she is not actually related to my half sister whose event it is but at least there's that.........

[terrainofheartfelt]

I just remembered the time at music school that a professor told me to my face that my audition was great, but she did not cast me because I was too fat. Lol. Lmao. What a fucking evil thing to say.