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#no ykw we had already greeted each other
confinesofmy
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3 months
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shoutout to my rock-solid circadian rhythm for successfully tricking my body into thinking it wasn't a fucking crime to be running around on a few hours of scrolling-phone-in-bed time. they all said it couldn't be done but you did it.
#also shoutout to the woman that was about to back out of a parking spot
#made eye contact with me
#and continued backing out
#eventually getting very literal inches away from hitting my car before i escaped
#i hate you i hate you i hate you
#and to the walmart employee who opened an interaction wherein i needed a stupid sticker on my stupid return items for some stupid reason
#by looking me dead in the eyes and saying 'we're out to get you you better watch out!' in a jokey tone of voice
#i do not understand what you were referencing but i assume it was something about my mask. i will never know bc i had headphones in
#that was the first thing i heard. i hope it was a joke with your coworker but why would you make eye contact with me while saying it then.
#i do not hate you because you confused me too much
#but! i do take great delight in the fact that you said that‚ i had a complete non-reaction bc i just needed the stupid sticker‚ & suddenly
#suddenly you straightened up a bit
#because you realised you said something very fucking crazy to a complete stranger whose entire understanding of you will perhaps forever
#hinge on this strange and horrible interaction
#i'm glad i helped you see that
#if that is indeed what you saw
#adam yaps
#no ykw we had already greeted each other
#he dead-ass looked me in the eye made fun of me and i did not respond except i think i said 'i have two returns'
#like you think i'm crazy for masking?? when YOU'RE the one threatening a stranger 🤔
#😮💨 maybe i misunderstood. i don't fucking know.
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