#no ykw we had already greeted each other
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shoutout to my rock-solid circadian rhythm for successfully tricking my body into thinking it wasn't a fucking crime to be running around on a few hours of scrolling-phone-in-bed time. they all said it couldn't be done but you did it.
#also shoutout to the woman that was about to back out of a parking spot#made eye contact with me#and continued backing out#eventually getting very literal inches away from hitting my car before i escaped#i hate you i hate you i hate you#and to the walmart employee who opened an interaction wherein i needed a stupid sticker on my stupid return items for some stupid reason#by looking me dead in the eyes and saying 'we're out to get you you better watch out!' in a jokey tone of voice#i do not understand what you were referencing but i assume it was something about my mask. i will never know bc i had headphones in#that was the first thing i heard. i hope it was a joke with your coworker but why would you make eye contact with me while saying it then.#i do not hate you because you confused me too much#but! i do take great delight in the fact that you said that‚ i had a complete non-reaction bc i just needed the stupid sticker‚ & suddenly#suddenly you straightened up a bit#because you realised you said something very fucking crazy to a complete stranger whose entire understanding of you will perhaps forever#hinge on this strange and horrible interaction#i'm glad i helped you see that#if that is indeed what you saw#adam yaps#no ykw we had already greeted each other#he dead-ass looked me in the eye made fun of me and i did not respond except i think i said 'i have two returns'#like you think i'm crazy for masking?? when YOU'RE the one threatening a stranger 🤔#😮💨 maybe i misunderstood. i don't fucking know.
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truly i am glad to have found a fellow venti enjoyer bc now we can just feed each other no problem 🤝
honestly my new favorite thing is rivals to lovers with venti bc honestly theres just. so much potential for chaos and the endless Yearning.... delicious
PLS IM GLAD U LIKED THAT PART i love the struggle to admit any sort of positive feelings in rivals to lovers and it's just hilarious how dumbfounded and in denial they are when they Realize 😭
and god, the competition will probably be a real eye opener for both of them, regardless of whether or not they've realized it at that point of time
even for venti who's likely already come to realize he's fond of you, will likely still be dumbstruck like, "damn i'm really that down bad for them huh"
meanwhile you're sitting there, face on fire from both embarassment and rage because "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I LIKE HEARING ALL OF THOSE STUPIDLY SWEET CHEESY WORDS HE JUST SAID."
never gets old.
and yeah honestly?? she just knows him so well and executes her dialogues nicely! not just for venti but also for xingqiu, another character she's done that i'm quite fond of :0
it's unbelievable to me sometimes that i've become this fond of her audios when i used to avoid them in the first place when they popped up on my feed 😭
her power honestly... the warming up audio when we come back from dragonspine just felt so relaxing that it just managed to pull me in ?? her audios are just so soft and comfy and perfect that it's hard not to relax listening to them TT
and good god yes the maid listener one. goodbye. i remember that came out while i was playing the game and i just . had to pause every couple of seconds until i had to just put down the game bc i was in so much shock like ?!?!?!?!?! I FELT THE SHIVERS TOO THE FIRST TIME,,
we dont even talk about the hot springs one. we just dont. the latter half of that thing came for my heart and squeezed it so tightly
AND NO I FEEL U,, a venti mention and i go 👀? i tried my best to hide how much i truly loved him but when i admitted that, "okay maybe i do love the silly lil green guy" to my online friends they all just went "I FUCKING KNEW IT " and i died of embarassment
ykw, yeah i can accept that reason
if venti ever finally sings a song dedicated to us canonically, in game, in a cute little special cutscene or even just his model sitting in front of the screen, i might actually just die. your windblume has withered away venti. no more windblume
and hEY. come back here. you don't make me imagine laying on his lap and him calling us his warrior as he strokes our hair.
don't even Think about opening your eyes if you were trying to take a nap on his lap bc you'll be greeted with a fond look and a cheeky lil smile on his face as he watches you try to be nonchalant after that but dearest, i know you too well, and you're not that good at hiding it, y'know! hehe <3
imagine swimming with mermaid venti.... that's all i want in life actually. i wanna follow him around as he introduces me to his lil fishy friends
also i have no idea what u mean by his foot popping but i agree with u 100% on lovesick venti. looking at u dreamily like you're the god and not him, like you're an angel sent by the heavens, the loveliest cecilia to have ever bloomed on starsnatch cliff—! (dreamy sigh)
PLS forest wedding with venti and it's literally a scene out of a fairytale or the happily ever after of a disney movie
and he'd be such an embarassing husband like that. you already knew, of course, but "are you seriously doing this to me right now? on my wedding?" "what? it's true!! and besides, you're cute even when you drool on the pillows too—" "DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE YOU STANDING HERE ALONE BECAUSE I WILL."
... i feel like i just wrote the exchanging of vows between rivals to lovers windblume and venti LOL
okay you've sold me with the venti gets flustered with physical touch agenda
well ykw. in general i think any form of genuine affection gets him so bad. it's been so long since he's been held so gently like that, so long since he's heard such sweet reassurances in the silence of the night, and he feels so very safe and warm in your arms and everything just feels so right...
i just wanna spoil him so so bad rn, he deserves so much more than that, you have no idea how badly i wish i was holding him rn 🧎
(and yes i agree, just. you being more closed off with your emotions but then you just decide to shock him by dumping all of your love on him on the spot. he's passed away. goodbye)
"venti lunasmr voice: only you can make me feel like this" I HATE THAT I IMMEDIATELY HEARD THAT oh my god 💀
and no no no. ur valid. angst lovers unite 🤝
i love showing him so much love (deserve) but also theres soo much angst potential with ven, you don't even have to think too hard on it ngl
AND YEAH I WAS EXCITED ABOUT IT TOO but tbh it wasn't as bad as she made it seem on twt TT
i know she considerably toned it down and i completely understand, and thats so valid but i was expecting to get hurt much worse JSJDJS
i love the comfort after though,, just,, him coming home and sleeping beside us still bc he cant sleep anymore without you near him,, that fucked me up more than the hurt part of it did JSJZJ
i also appreciate that she actually put in angst in the series, and i kinda hope theres more disagreements between us and venti, without necessarily leading up to a fight
i just think it would be neat to have that too :]
anyway yes now that we have a pact you are not allowed to leave because we will feed each other's souls with venti content forever okay? okay /j
all the req ideas on luna’s livestream is driving me insane
#venti#listen it made my entire WEEK that we went back and forth with these uh#venti appreciation essays#i have too many venti thoughts and none of my friends really understand my venti simping bc they either arent into genshin#or venti that much :'))#thats pretty much why i have this sideblog wkfjjwjd#glad u got home safely tho!!! no worries about the late reply bc jetlag can be really tiring TT#play genshin when ur rested up!! it's not fun playing it tired uuuuu#yes ty very nice pfp you've got there too buddy#wonder where u got it 🤔
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