#and to the walmart employee who opened an interaction wherein i needed a stupid sticker on my stupid return items for some stupid reason | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

confinesofmy · 5 months ago

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shoutout to my rock-solid circadian rhythm for successfully tricking my body into thinking it wasn't a fucking crime to be running around on a few hours of scrolling-phone-in-bed time. they all said it couldn't be done but you did it.

#also shoutout to the woman that was about to back out of a parking spot #made eye contact with me #and continued backing out #eventually getting very literal inches away from hitting my car before i escaped #i hate you i hate you i hate you #and to the walmart employee who opened an interaction wherein i needed a stupid sticker on my stupid return items for some stupid reason #by looking me dead in the eyes and saying 'we're out to get you you better watch out!' in a jokey tone of voice #i do not understand what you were referencing but i assume it was something about my mask. i will never know bc i had headphones in #that was the first thing i heard. i hope it was a joke with your coworker but why would you make eye contact with me while saying it then.#i do not hate you because you confused me too much #but! i do take great delight in the fact that you said that‚ i had a complete non-reaction bc i just needed the stupid sticker‚ & suddenly #suddenly you straightened up a bit #because you realised you said something very fucking crazy to a complete stranger whose entire understanding of you will perhaps forever #hinge on this strange and horrible interaction #i'm glad i helped you see that #if that is indeed what you saw #adam yaps #no ykw we had already greeted each other #he dead-ass looked me in the eye made fun of me and i did not respond except i think i said 'i have two returns'#like you think i'm crazy for masking?? when YOU'RE the one threatening a stranger 🤔#😮‍💨 maybe i misunderstood. i don't fucking know.

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