#no way........... :0......anon has gifted me a merit

[fisheito]

the pokecarnival will feed me and my family and my family's family for generations. morvpeko and his fat little ass are EVERYTHING to me. presenting you with a merit badge for Goofiest Gills and another for Good Brain Feeling Maker

[3dsfireemblemheadcanons]

(OC Anon) care to share one with us? ^^

Sure! This one is based of a friend of mine with a rad blog!

Phoebe

Background:Phoebe is a grandiloquent noble woman from Ylisse. She is a duchess in her county, but is overwhelmingly loved by her constituents due to her kind nature. She is a powerful mage and healer, and has a dutiful heart with no tolerance for wrongdoing.  She speaks in a noble disposition like the heroines of her novels, but resorts to plainspeak when excited. The most likely to to be nose deep in a book. Born March 4th.

Upon recruitment:

Nile: Hey! Excuse me!

Phoebe: Yes?

Nile: Hi, I-oh! Duchess Pho-

Phoebe: Shhh! I’m not a duchess here, I’m just a normal person.

Nile: A normal person...on the battlefield?

Phoebe: I’m...afraid I got.sidetracked on the way to the library. These thieves were attacking this young man, you see.

Nile: You’re very noble, to jump in like that.

Phoebe: Nonsense. Helping an individual in need should be a norm, not an exception.

Nile: Fair enough. Perhaps you’d like to help a few more people?

Phoebe: In what way?

Nile: You could join our ranks.

Phoebe:You’re inviting me to fight alongside your….ragtag volunteer army?

Nile: Yes, um, well-

Phoebe: I’d be delighted to serve such a noble cause.

Nile: Really? T-thank you!

Phoebe: Let’s hold off on the celebrations until this fight is over. Just to make sure we all..survive.

Nile: If you’re itching to fight that bad, you should have just said so.

Phoebe: P-preposterous! I just want the people to be safe!

Nile: Riiiiight.

*Nile exits into battle*

Phoebe:....This is so cool! Fighting alongside an army! It’s just like the book I just finished!

Nile: Milady?

Phoebe: Eh? Yes! I come apace, my stalwart ally!

Phoebe:

Class: Strategist

Can reclass into:MaidMaster NinjaMechanistSwordmaster

Signature Weapon:

Phoebe’s Research Notes: Does increased damage to an enemy if it was already used on them in the battle.

Phoebe’s Personal Skill:

Idea 1:

Cataloguer

If supported by someone who has the same weapon type equipped as her enemy, takes -4 damage.

2.

Bookworm

Does +1 damage for every tome or scroll in her possession.

3.

Unbound

Has +2 defense when supported and +2 attack when alone.

Lines!

Upon switching classes:

“A change of pace is required for...for...ugh forget it! This is exciting!”

Upon Leveling Up!

0-1 stat goes up: “This is...embarrassing.”

0-1 stat goes up, almost all stats capped: “Have I...become too strong?”

2-3 stats go up: “All progress is good progress.”

4-5 stats go up: “This work merits celebration!”

6-7 stats go up: “Wow!! I can’t believe this!!”

Barracks

“Writing everyday is the only way to improve.” (exp)

“Who leaves such an item lying about?” (item)

“Hard work is indispensable when it comes to self-betterment.” (weapon exp)

Asking: Allies

“We all need things to aid the dull of the day. What do you do?” (free time)

“You look positively elated. Did you finish a particularly good book?” (happy)

“Logic dictates that working together bolsters our joint success” (team up)

“We all need motivation for our goals. What do you dream of?” (dreams)

Answering: Allies

“I read. Books are wonderful! I mean...novels are very compelling.” (free time)

“No! I just read a great book! I can’t believe-oop! I won’t spoil it. Take this and read it” (happy)

“Of course! I love making new frie-*ahem* A stalwart ally like you is always welcome!” (team up)

“My dream is to be a true hero! Um, by that I mean bring peace to the world.” (dreams)

Barracks:

“The army’s library is so sparse. I’ll have to do something about that.” (misc)

“This strategy tome gave me some amazing combat ideas!” (surge)

Asking: Spouse

“I can’t mince words with you! I love you!!” (love)

“This is for you! I found it in one of my catalogues.” (gift)

“You look dashing today!.” (compliment)

“Stay safe out there, ok? I couldn’t bear to see you hurt” (promise)

Answering: Spouse

“Oh, thank you! You’re grandiloquence has, *sigh* I love you too.” (love)

“A gift? For me? Ooh it looks book shaped!” (gift)

“You’re far too kind! Thank you!!” (compliment)

“I’ll stay safe. I promise.” (promise)

When aiding another in battle:

“Allow me to help.”“We can fight together.”“I am here for you”“We are mightier than the sword!”

When protecting a teammate:

“Careful!”

“Don’t let your guard down!”

“Writer’s block!”

“Stay alert”

When attacking with a teammate!

“Entering: Stage left!”

“Poetry in motion!”

“Don’t forget me!!”

“Plot twist!!”

When you defeat a foe:“Perfect.”

“Cest la vie.”

“Fin.”

“A worthy ending!”

When a teammate defeats your foe:

“Fabulous co-writing!”

“We work well together.”

“Phenomenal!””

“Excellent collaboration!”

Critical Hit:

“Surely, you jest.”

“The. End!”

“Your final chapter is at hand!”

“The plot thickens!”

Defeat Line: “Thus..cracks...a noble…..heart...”

Retreat Quote:“I can’t die here! There’s a million things I have to do! Sorry! I have to withdraw..”

Death Quote:

“Heh. I’m catching glimpses of the other side. It’s too late for me..I hope history remembers me. Farewell...friends...”

Running the staff store:

“Welcome!”

“Anything else you need?”

“Come back soon!”

Running the lottery corner:

“Care to try your hand at luck? Or do you believe fate to be scripted?”

When receiving a bad prize:

“How awful! I mean...perhaps next time.””

When receiving a decent prize:

“Not bad, but nothing to write home about.”

When receiving a great prize:

“Mercy me! One for the books!!”

When running the mess hall.

“I’ve got my cookbook right here! Ready to go!”

When making a normal meal:

“Every meal tells a story! Enjoy!”

When making a great meal:“Wow! I outdid myself!”

When making a terrible meal:

“I think I had my cookbook upside down..”

When eating a normal meal:

“This was an enjoyable meal. My thanks.”

When eating a great meal:

“This meal is the stuff of legends!”

When eating a terrible meal:“Ugh...would you give the cook this letter I wrote? It has my review of the meal.”

When running the accessory store:

“Look at all of these clothes. I’m getting inspiration for my research!!”

When running the weapons store:

“Steel. A universal language amongst humanity that conveys the messages of- wow! Look at that one!!”

When running the smithy:

“To name a weapon makes it more than a tool. It transforms it into a stalwart ally, and a really cool name to yell in battle.”

General Store Line:

“Come in, please, friend.”

When in the hot spring:

“The water is perfect. This is so relaxing. These are optimal writing conditions.”

When on ore duty:

“I mined this ore today. I used it to add pigment to my ink, but you can have the rest.”

When on milk duty:

“Milk is good for growth. And it’s also delicious! Why wouldn’t you drink it?”

Arena:

When selected:

“Is it my turn? I suppose I can tear myself away from my work for a bit.”

When partnering:

“This is a collaborative piece!!”

When winning:

“Was there ever any doubt?”

When losing:

“That was...daunting. I’m going to train harder for next time!”

Accessory:

Asking:

“What’s this? Do you have something for me?!”

Receiving a good accessory:

“Really, for me? How very kind!!”

Receiving a bad accessory:

“What..do I do with this?”

When receiving a birthday gift:

“My birthday? Most people thought it was yesterday! Thank you so much!!””