#no way this mf likes girls

[staggersz]

MAKING LGBTQIA+ VINE BOOM MEMES FOR THE BLACK PHONE

Day Four (4): Vance Hopper

[just-null]

wrestling to be the first to greet you (they broke into your house)

[momentomori24]

Damon keeps being shown with a red apple in both a lot of the promotional material as well as the opening intro, which feels very intentional considering the way this game takes a LOT of inspiration from the bible. The red apple represents temptation, in case the temptation of committing a murder to escape alive. Eva, just like Eve, was the first to bite the apple. And after her, her only other companion followed suit.

Damon's animal motif is the snake. Manipulative. Conniving. Untrustworthy. A traiter and a deceiver. Motivated by self interest. He's the snake, the root cause of the reason humanity was banned from paradise. He's constantly depicted holding the apple, never biting into it, as if still contemplating about whether to give in to the temptation of it all.

My biggest prediction for Damon is that he'll be the last murderer. That he'll perform the final kill and escape at the expense of all of them, the very way he accused them all of being predestined to do from the start.

[comradekarin]

denji and asa, if you two can hear me, please save me. please save me. please save me denji and asa.

[stupidrant]

im seeing the pattern of being an atreus/angrboda fan (or u just like them) and having to go through this weird initiation process of: liking them in the game (wether its themselves, their relationship or both), then trying to find content of them only to be shocked to see a bunch of haters (on both sides but angrboda gets it the worst and thrud is often times oddly used against her), only to then get severely disappointed and realize u probably have to do a bit of contribution yourself which isnt bad but it sucks when its characters that are ridiculously hated 😭😭😭

[imogenkol]

KINCADE PACK 🐺 (original works) — “The name goes back centuries, and all Miranda cares about is making sure it lasts for many more”

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[chaos-in-one]

Man growing up is funny sometimes because I'll look back at some of the shit I cared about a lot or made a big deal about when I was 16 and realize just how not serious it actually was

[gregoftom]

TO ME, THAT’S CINEMA

[bitchkay]

Sometimes I wish MC wasn't held as a child.

[hauntingblue]

Arcane being meaningful shot after meaningful shot needs to be studied

[lostloveletters]

Woody and Holly every day of their damn lives

Literally! Also it's 1943 and that's not a discussion being had (although as previously stated on here, Holly's definitely said to Bucky "I kinda wish Woody were a guy so I could date her" and Bucky's response is "Yeah exactly, that's a normal way to feel about your best friend.")

🦇 Battie

[vibrantiris]

thinkin about how my ex broke up w me the first time very shortly after i got my inheritance and a better job than when we first met: hmm

thinkin about how (after we got back together) my ex’s behavior got super weird when i got my breakout role into my career: HMM

thinkin about how how my ex and i are breaking up again right after i’ve gotten an amazing promotion: HMMMMMMMMMMM

[bastardbvby]

job closed for the day due to the weather Win

[padfootastic]

One of my favorite semi-crack headcanons is that Narcissa actually does look like her relatives, she’s got naturally black hair and gray eyes, but she initially started wearing glamor charms/charms to change the color after the war to avoid the number of people giving her suspicious looks for her resemblance to two notorious Death Eaters and her husband who’d only avoided a conviction through Ministry ineptitude and legit everyone suspects him of lying or also lied but knows the truth, but then she just fell into habit of doing this (and uses relatively permanent charms. They can be undone, but they don’t need to be constantly reapplied). Bella escapes from prison and says “what the hell happened to your hair—and your eyes” straight away, first thing she says to her sister after over a decade; Narcissa shrugs and says looking like her convicted criminal cousin and sister wasn’t winning her any favors, better swing the opposite direction to see if that helps. Andromeda, who looks like Bella’s twin, still got suspicious looks but marrying a Muggleborn and having his kid went a long ways toward making people trust her; she has a scathing commentary on her sister deadass changing her appearance to try to dodge the DE allegations and it is one of the first things she says to Sirius after meeting him again. Draco genuinely cannot recognize younger photos of his mother and fully thinks this is her natural appearance; he gets a nasty shock when he learns otherwise and he only discovers the truth because Rabastan was telling his sort of nephew stories of what they all used to be like and found a photo album that had their old pictures. Rabastan watches the kid stare at 16 year old Narcissa Black with her little cousins at her side—all three looking near identical and laughing together—and wonders if he broke the kid and if so, can he fool Narcissa into thinking he didn’t play a role in this; he sadly decides he can’t and frantically tries to calm Draco down, because if Narcissa doesn’t hex him into next year, she’ll just tell Bella and Bella most certainly will. Sirius once saw a recent photo of Cissy and choked on his breakfast, pre-seeing Andy again, asking who the hell that woman was because it sure isn’t his cousin. Upon the younger lot confirming that’s just how she looks now, he hollers for Tonks to go get her mother, Sirius needs to find out what the hell her sister is up to. This is the first time the younger kids meet Andromeda and she makes a hell of an impression

ok but why is this actually hilarious lmao

i think i’ve seen something adjacent to this in a fic where someone (sirius?) makes a crack ab narcissa partially dying her hair blond a la the movies to try and fit in better w the maggots and the thought is honestly too funny.

some teenage girls get a tattoo of their bfs, some teenage boys carve their crush’ names into their hands, and narcissa black permanently colors her hair blond and staunchly stands by that decision well into her adult years (while resolutely cursing her fair skin for betraying her embarrassed flush)

[moriphyte]

for someone who never really smoked much i sure do have the thought “i need a fuckin cigarette” 15 times a day

[ur-friendly-neighborhood-simp]

Story time!

So a few years ago, I was washing a cup in the sink under running water so I could get a drink. There were also some other dishes in it so I couldn't see the bottom of the sink.

Long story short I reached under those dishes (don't remember why) there was a spider under them and it.

IT CRAWLED ONTO MY HAND 😭😭😭😭😭

IT CRAWLED ONTO MY DAMN HANDDDDDDD WAIHFBJGRSISFDHGBRSHFUBGHRF

I WAS SO SHOCKED I COULDN'T EVEN SCREAM

THE FEAR THAT THING PUT INTO MY HEART!!!! WHEN I TELL YOU I COULD NOT BREATH!!!!

I NEVER shook my hand so vigorously in my LIFE

By the time I was done shaking my hand it was THROBBING

I swear I still got ptsd from that. And people will have the AUDACITY to say that spiders are more afraid of me than I am of it.

HELL NAW bro was having the time of his life

i am terrified just thinking about this bro how are you still alive ??? id chop my entire arm off 😭