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Criminal Minds s04e06 The Instincts review - or more aptly named, the episode where I fall in love with both Matthew and Shemar and I love their bromance
Episode 06 – The Instincts
He guys! So I’m ready for another day of reviewing CM episodes … and as much as I want to feel welcoming towards Jordan, I can’t, because she poses a threat to my favorite ship on this show and it’s not fair that it’s not cannon yet. Sigh.
All right, let’s see what happens.
Talk about a dramatic entrance.
Wait. Where’s Derek? I don’t like this.
Pretty poodle.
They’ve gone into a basement, and found a body.
I hope it’s not dead.
Wait. What? A six-year-old kid is dead? Oh god.
A BABY?????
What the fuck?
That’s JJ’s baby?
Oh thank fuck, it was just a dream. Fuck.
“Ha, no kidding.”
Oh my god, you little shit, Emily!
“You know, Reid, simple dream analysis, if there’s a baby in your dreams, that baby’s actually you.”
Since when is Derek into psychological analysis crap? I just wet myself.
“I don’t believe in dream analysis.” WHAT?
“Maybe your subconscious is telling you, you want to sit this one out.”
“I don’t.”
Don’t tell my poodle what his subconscious is telling him! Everyone’s trying to help poodle and he just wants to bury himself in the sand, but he can’t , because he’s 30,000 feet up in the air in a metal box with six other people who can read him like the palm of their hands lol.
“Why aren’t we reviewing the case?”
“I don’t know. Maybe because someone fell asleep on the jet.”
EMILY! Stop making fun of my poodle!
Shit. We’re dealing with child abduction and murder. I’m not gonna be able to handle this. JJ is a future mother, poodle is an emotional bunny, and Derek is a compassionate puppy, and I can’t handle this.
Amos Bronson Alcott: “Who speaks to the instincts speaks to the deepest in mankind and finds the readiest response.” Okay, I need to finish my coffee before this one can make sense.
Oh god. They actually have to look at a body of a little boy, oh my god, my heart is ripping in seven.
“He was being starved?”
Oh dear lord.
Wait. So he was being starved, but getting nutrients? That makes no sense. Especially since there are no signs that he was given them via IV.
“Call it intuition.”
Lovely JJ.
Also, lady, not nice.
I don’t like her.
Awesome. Garcia is trapping and tracing the call.
Wait. He called to tell her she’s a bad mom? Oh my god, that guy is one sick asshole.
And how did he get a voice-distorter on a cellphone? Can you even do that?
Damn it. I don’t like where this is heading at all.
SLEEPING POODLE
Awww, is he having the dream again? Wait, he looks disheveled enough to have just woken up. Is he literally going into the basement? Wait.
Oh thank god. It’s the dream.
Ha. But in this dream instead of Prentiss and Hotch, it’s Rossi and Morgan. But Morgan looks dangerous and angry. I don’t like it.
Oh dear lord. They had leeches on him.
Bah.
Aw, Morgan waking my poodle from a dream.
Hey, dick! You can see that poodle agent is only a kid, let him be!
“These cases get to all of us.”
Damn straight. I can’t even watch this in one sitting for fear I’m going to throw up or throw a hissy fit.
But Morgan comforting someone is the best thing of all.
And my poodle is so adorable, I just want to gather him up in my arms (though that’d be something, because I’m probably half his height) and snuggle him.
Okay. That is enough for me. How can any color he chooses look good on my chocolate Adonis? It’s simply unfair. He looks good in white, beige, red, black. FUCK YOU, YOU GORGEOUS SPECIMEN!
Okay, Derek dressing in a jacket shouldn’t be hot. But it is.
I’m sorry, but if it weren’t so serious, I’d be thinking that Morgan was telling him it’s time for them to get married or something. I can’t. I’m awful.
“When I was a kid, every boy I knew had piles of dinosaur toys.”
“Not you?”
“I had books and notebooks.”
Of course you did. XD
Reid trying to analyze his dreams and then,
“I thought you didn’t believe in dream analysis.”
“Freud’s been discredited but Jung still has his merits.”
Wait. Freud has been discredited? Really? Good to know.
Wait. My poodle had been dreaming this awful dream since he was a kid? Oh my god.
“I just want to find this boy.”
Okay, so turns out I’m into polyamory. I’m in love with both Matthew Gray Gubler and with Shemar Moore.
Hey, Jane! I love your eighties hairdo. XD
“I’ve been here before.” Wait what?
Bam. Emily has eyes on the weirdo.
“Where were you on the days Ethan Hayes and Michael Bridges were abducted?”
“I was home.”
Wait …
“Don’t you need to ask what days those were?”
OH! You’re busted, freak.
Okay, listen up, dude, you can’t get away with it. You’re a freak, and you need to be put away.
And you need to tell us where Michael is.
Now.
“The name Riley Jenkins mean anything to you?”
“No.”
“Think. Back to when you were a little boy.”
“I had an imaginary friend named Riley when I was little.”
“Riley Jenkins. He was murdered right here in Las Vegas when he was six years old. My math says that you would have been around four at the time.”
“He was found in the basement of his own house, behind the dryer.”
Oh shit.
“He’d been sexually abused and stabbed.”
Oh my god. So the dreams were actually the trauma he went through when he was four? Oh my poodle!
“He doesn’t know the details of the murder.”
Frack. It’s not him.
Poor kid.
Wait. So it might be a lady now? Oh god.
I love you, my perfect genius.
“A male wouldn’t reference specific details like that.”
And that’s why they pay him the big bucks.
Derek said the word ‘love’. Shit. I’m hooked.
Wait. So she might have been institutionalized? Oh boy.
So Garcia can’t find the lady, but because Reid’s mom is in one of those places, he can help.
YAY.
Well, not yay per se, but still. YAY.
JANE! She actually gets to interact with Matt in this episode! I’m so freaking happy!
“Did I know a boy named Riley Jenkins?”
“Riley Jenkins … he was a story you made up.”
“No. No. he was a real kid who was murdered when I was four years old.”
“Oh, I think you’re mistaken.”
“I’ve been seeing things.”
“Don’t say that.”
“I’ve been having dreams about his death since I was little, mom.”
“You were always a reader. It affected your dreams.”
“I remember, when I was four, we went to a funeral.”
“Your Uncle Daniel’s, maybe?”
“I also remembered we moved houses. And you and dad argued about it. And you told dad that I was in danger.”
“Because you were.”
Wait, what?
“Why … why would you think that?”
“I don’t know. I just knew. I told you, a mother knows. We’re animals, Spencer, we feel things.”
I don’t get it.
Wait. What did my poodle just realize? Oh god.
Wait what? So they get nutrients through breastfeeding at the age of five? Oh god.
“What is it, Garcia?”
Oh god. The lady lost her child to social services when her baby was seven days old, so she’s basically going bananas and nuts and taking kids for seven days. Oh god.
Why did she pour gasoline? I don’t like where this is going.
Oh god, someone stop her before she throws that kid in the fire. Please.
I’m sorry. But seeing him with a gun is nothing short of ridiculous to me.
Oh thank god, it wasn’t the actual kid, Reid’s got him. Thank fuck.
Oh god. This is the cutest picture ever. I want it framed.
Oh thank god. She dropped toys into the fire and not an actual kid. Phew.
“I believe you could have done anything in the world with your life and you chose this job. Your man Carl Jung says our unconscious is the key to our life’s pursuits.”
Wait. So now Derek is quoting people? I LOVE YOU!
“So, for whatever reason, that case was stuck in your brain all these years and it not only led you to this career choice but to the same city where your mother lives. And for us to have the opportunity to save chis child.”
You perfect puppy, you!
Reid wants to stay another night.
And then Hotch turns to Morgan, “Do you think you can find something to do in Las Vegas for the night?” SERIOUSLY?????
Oh my god I love this show.
Bob Dylan: “I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can’t touch with decay.” Yo, that man was deep. And for some reason, I just read that in a Jamaican accent because I always confuse Bob Dylan with Bob Marley, and I KNOW I’m gonna get skewered in the replies to this one. Sorry guys!
So Spencer wants to spend the night in his mom’s room, and she’s like: “If anyone tries to keep him here any longer, I’ll scratch your eyes out.”
Who said she wasn’t a good mother? Diana Reid is amazing.
By the way, I just had a little glimpse of Sue Sylvester there. I LOVE IT!
Also, it’s unfair how gorgeous this man is.
SLEEPING POODLE
Wait. So he dreamt that his dad had killed that kid? Why?
Okay, so this episode was gorgeous on every possible level. It was equally tragic, emotional, and had a bit of humor in the beginning and the end which evened it out. But it was a very serious episode and I actually so appreciated how focused they were on Reid in this episode, because it gave us a glimpse into his past, and how despite him being a boy genius and everything, there are some things he’s repressing, and at the end of the day, he’s just this little boy with a dark past like Derek, and they aren’t so different after all. I love this show so freaking much.
I’ll catch you all next time, I have to go do some groceries shopping if I don’t want to eat crap for the next week ;)
I love you all, and appreciate you taking the time to read this shit <3 love you!
And as always, here are some photos that didn’t make it in the cut above.
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