#no they didn’t

[citriiniitas]

Do u think they cleaned up after cTubbo’s execution? Or do you think they left the blood and gunpowder stained into the stage? If Tubbo had stayed, do you think he would have had to clean it up? Would he have had to take down the decorations aswell?

[allosaurusrock]

(Sobbing, shaking, and vomiting, and praying) my quarantine protocols worked my chickens will not get sick my quarantine protocols worked I will not have to cull my whole flock

[coconut530]

mARTch 16: Warm Colors

[dr-doe-eyes]

Wow, they sure did get rid of those b*ts.

[ayo-edebiri]

This is cinema actually

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[noodles-and-tea]

Feels like an appropriate time to bring these back…

[wolfythewitch]

She said to me child I’m afraid for your soul

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[deityofhearts]

consider sending me $10 before adding an unnecessary comment on my post

[bruciemilf]

Bruce: I know it’s hard, but you must remain forgiving and merciful, Jason.

Tim, who had to watch Bruce skin a man alive like a piece of salmon with a batarang for saying something rude about his then deceased son, throw him in the back of the Batmobile, and drive him to the hospital just to beat him up again:

[camilleflyingrotten]

Thinking about the Good Omens S1 body swap…

LATER

[jellyjamheadobb]

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’