#no thanks to the little pop rock and his absolutely goated gf

[deus-ex-mona]

secret favourite trope is when the girl proteccs the guy instead btw <333

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Dear Dragonslayer Anon,

Leave Golden alone and write your own damn Dragonslayer blurbs.

Anymore Big Cat AU Schneewood Forest? Or whatever Whitley and Oscar in Bug Cat AU?

Thanks, Anon.

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SnowLeopard!Winter: (watching her brother from the top of the fake mountain)

SnowLeopard!Whitley: (talking and laughing with Ibex!Oscar)

GreyFox!Robyn: (pops up out of nowhere and whispers) What are you doing?

SnowLeopard!Winter: (jumps into the air and puffs up) Robyn! What are you doing in here?!

GreyFox!Robyn: I'd ask the same thing to that little cutie pie down there prancing around with your brother. I thought your kind ate goats. Whitley part of the "Vegetarians are Friends, Not Food" program?

SnowLeopard!Whitley: (pounces on I!O and rolls off playfully)

Ibex!Oscar: (jumps up rocks fluidly and bounds over SL!Whit with a laugh)

GreyFox!Robyn: Awwww, they're playing leap frog.

SnowLeopard!Winter: Hmph!

GreyFox!Robyn: What? You mad that your brother is openly okay with pursuing something that's supposed to be his next meal?

SnowLeopard!Winter: What? Absolutely not! I'm just concerned where this is going to put him on the breeding list.

GreyFox!Robyn: Didn't you guys come from an exotic pet breeder? I'm surprised you even care about something like that.

SnowLeopard!Winter: Because our kind is in danger of disappearing... It's our duty to-

GreyFox!Robyn: Fuck that... (stretches and jumps onto SL!Win's back, laying down) Your duty is to enjoy your life here at the sanctuary.

SnowLeopard!Winter: GET OFF OF ME, YOU MIGRAINE!!! (swats at GF!R)

GreyFox!Robyn: (leaps away) See?! That's it! Come play with me for a little bit. Live a little.

SnowLeopard!Winter: Hmph! (turns around and lays down sulking)

GreyFox!Robyn: (sighs) Alright, well, if you change your mind, I'll be making my way down the "mountain." (licks SL!Win's cheeck) See ya around, Snowy Sky.

SnowLeopard!Winter: (tail twitches and she glances at the path GF!R took. She turns back to where SL!Whit and I!O are still playing.) ....I can't believe I'm doing this. (stalks GF!R down the path until she sees her, crouches, and pounces)

GreyFox!Robyn: (ducks) Nice try, Snowy Sky!

SnowLeopard!Winter: (flies over and slides down the snowy slope) DAMMIT!!!