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teyrnacousland · 3 days ago

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One of my favourite parts of The Wigmaker Job is at the beginning when a Venatori mage tries to sneak up on the Dellamortes in an inn before said Job and Lucanis stabs him, knocks him out, waits for Illario to securely tie the unconscious mage to a chair, and then when the guy wakes up Lucanis just immediately kills him. And Illario is just standing there like why did you wait for me tie him up so securely if you were just going to kill him jfc Lucanis

And it happens again when they talk about getting into the Wigmaker's party and Lucanis says something along the lines of "we were never going to just walk in through the front door" and Illario is like then why the fuck did you let me spend all this time and money on my outfit????

Lucanis thinks wasting Illario's time is hilarious (and he's right)

#no specific quotes because I'm at work and Tevinter Nights is at home :(#gotta get one of those fancy leather book holsters and carry it around with me 24/7 in case I need it #Illario Dellamorte #Lucanis Dellamorte #Lucanis is so funny #I think we just don't see as much of it in TWJ as we do in DAV because he's in Work Mode #which means only the occasional brotherly prank or funny quip makes it through #but Lucanis has always been funny #And also maybe Illario deserved to get to murder him a little look at what he's had to deal with

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