#no other ladies allowed to do that but herrr!!!!

[ahogechef]

❛ if i didn't know any better, i'd say you were jealous. ❜ - @doomedprotags , naoki is calling her out JHDSADJHDSA. Don't worry girl, he loves u all those demons who try to charm lucifer's second in command to get on his good side won't work !!!

{ Dialogue Prompts }

@doomedprotags !!!

"N....N-Nuh-uh....." Her face is turned away from him, but the rising blush on her pouty cheeks was already evident. No, she definitely wasn't jealous or anything... certainly not of that Lilim who was being far too touchy feely with Naoki for her comfort. She already doesn't like how those accursed lady demons look far more attractive than she does... at least, that's what she thinks. Naoki most definitely saw the way Kaede was glaring daggers at that demon, who was surely sneering at Kaede, knowing full well how jealous she was making her.

But naturally, that demon's attempts to charm Naoki didn't work; plus, they obviously try to charm him with the attempt to easily kill him, which was already a very high impossibility on its own. That's what made Kaede different those demons: she didn't need to use a move to charm him. She does so with her own natural charm, and out of genuine love for him...!

And she knows this, too, so she's aware that it's quite silly to get so easily riled up like that. But she can't help it: she doesn't like those sexy lady demons getting all touchy with her demon king....

Now wrapping her arms around him, she's burying her face in his chest, while glancing up at him. She's still got that, pouty, blushy look on her face. "Muuuu!!! If any of those stupid demon ladies try charming you again, I'm gonna crack their skull open with my frying pan! I don't like them getting all touchy with you...!"

Then she's fully burying her face in his chest again, so she can mutter more quietly: ".....o-only I'm allowed to charm you like that......"

[anonymouslylovesyou]

Season 2 ep 2 @whoblewboobear

Kate vs Anthony let's fucking goo

Christ what a line of suitors

You know they'll be a power couple

Colin is back! Hope he shaves

Benedict agrees <3

ANTHONY YOU SCHEMEING LITTLE BITCH

Both Edwinda and the guy sitting next to Kate are desperately trying to keep them from fighting but alas

Fully stole Edwindas actual escorts lemonade

Kate has high Intimidation I know it

Crazy to see them fencing bc I know at least half those moves from my stage combat class. I'm out here like oh they are doing that instead of this so they can concentrate on the actor speaking or oh they should have blocked like this instead of that. They are also going so so slow neither of you should be losing you can literally see it coming

Colin: maybe pick someone who's family likes you more??

Anthony: AND LOSE???

Benedict: *falls backwards when Anthony goes for his 5*

Me: I simply wouldn't have done that

I like that a lot of the Simon/Daphne back and forth is present in this relationship but it manifests so far much more aggressively

Bro did you fully buy the horse bc she said it reminded her of an old one

BRO DID YOU IMPLY SHES NOT ACTING IN HER SISTER BEST INTERESTS AND ACCORDIMG TO HER WISHES??

And the immediate way he is brought down for it

If he wants Kate to stop winning has he considered not being wrong?

If Kate was allowed to flip him off in that moment

Christ that's a lot of ppl in that small room

Eloise Kate friendship!!!!!

Edwinda is so nice!

He's not lonely bc he was writing to you babe!! Even if he doesn't realize it yet <3

NOO NOT HIM SAYING THAT SHE DOESNT COUNT FOR WOMEN BC OF BEING HIS FRIEND

Fucking Cressida back again, hate herrr

WHEEZE NOT ANTHONY GOING TO HIS ARTSY BROTHER FOR PRACTICE READING POETRY

Bullying Byron in this Chili's tonight

HES 29 GIRL NO WONDER YOU HATE ALL THE OTHER YOUNG LADIES THEY'RE FUCKING BABIES TO YOU

NOT HIM STEALING HIS BROTHERS POEM WORD FOR WORD

At least he immediately fessed up. And said something beautiful and true

Anthony wins this round....

Penelope expert haggler

THE TAILOR SAW HER

[gegenji]

To Make More Monsters

When Tsunene finally shook off the effects of Fiona’s Sleep spell, waking from her arcanely-enforced nap, she at first thought that evening had fallen given the darkness that filled her dingy cell. She blearily pushed herself up into a sitting position, rubbing at the dirt and grime that had stuck to her face from her less than dignified sleeping position. All the while quietly grumbling and lamenting how things had turned out.

She had been so close! She had more or less figured out the formula for her giant soldier potion – even successfully field tested it (to a degree) using D’lilac as a guinea pig-of-circumstance – but had her plans dashed by a group of stubborn, overly violent adventurers and the same brat whose condition had inspired her in the first place. She then got the “pleasure” of being hauled around like she was the luggage of the eerily quiet behemoth of an Au Ra of that group – who all were deaf to the possibilities of her discovery, which made things all the more infuriating – and toted back to the Alchemists’ Guild.

The Guild who was more than happy to pay off the adventurers for interfering in her plans, and then have a pair of Brass Blades drag her and the still-unconscious Lilac off to the gulags. She was in the middle of giving the Miqo’te a piece of her mind before that Ishgardian witch knocked her out, stealing even that little bit of amelioration from her. Along with, apparently, what little remained of her day – or what little she could’ve done with it, given the current circumstances.

“Good morning, Sunshine.”

The deep greeting that rumbled out from the darkness startled the lady Lalafell, though she did her best to try and play it off. Glancing furtively towards the direction of it, she found that it was not so much evening as the light from beyond the bars was being blocked by a wall of a Roegadyn wearing a pinstripe vest and bow tie. His hands were clasped behind his back and, given the stiffness in the movements that followed, it seemed like he had been waiting a fair bit of time for her to awaken.

Or perhaps that’s just how he moved in general, she couldn’t say.

“Sleep well?”

It took Tsunene a moment to pierce through her lingering grogginess and realize what was going on. The Guild had – through the advice of those insufferable adventurers – cottoned on to the idea of doing more than just throwing Lilac and herself into prison. They were going to use them as potential moneymakers. Which meant she had a good idea of where this behemoth of a man had come from, who he represented, and why he was here.

“You didn’t say anything about her being a mute, Lilac,” the Roe commented over his shoulder to the cell opposite Tsunene’s, which held the Lalafell’s Miqo’te assistant.

“That’s ‘cuz she ain’t,” Lilac responded bluntly, lounging idly on what only barely passed as a cot. “She’s got a tongue to herrr.”

“You shouldn’t speak of such slander when you yourself satisfy similar descriptions,” Tsunene snapped back. “I merely needed a moment to dismiss the muddle of malignant magics.”

“Ah, there we go. Much better,” the Sea Wolf rumbled contentedly, turning his attentions back to the Lalafell and adjusting his tie. “Good afternoon, miss Tsunene. I am Swyrkhan and I represent—”

“The Bloodsands.”

“Oho. A quick one, aren’t you?” He beamed with a toothy grin. “That makes this far easier. Yes, though I am here specifically on the behalf of one of the… benefactors for the Bloodsands. I assume, then, you’re aware of the arrangement the Alchemists’ Guild has proposed?”

“Very.” The answer came out terse and venomous, causing Swyrkhan to raise both hands apologetically. Spreading out thick fingers to imply no harm intended.

“Now now,” he began, in what one could only assume was an attempt at a calming trill. Though it sounded more like two boulders slowly grinding against each other. “It sounds like you’re seeing only the negatives of this situation, rather than the positives.” He paused to thumb over his shoulder. “Unlike your compatriot over here.”

“They’rrre gonna call me ‘the Legendarrry Leozarrru!’” Lilac chimed in proudly, making a triumphant fist. “The Wrrrathful Were-Couerrrl!”

“Brilliant,” the Lalafell commented, the ire and disinterest still lacing her tone. “But I am no battle-born brute, blindly begging to be brutalized by Bloodsands barbarians on behalf of your... ‘benefactor.’”

The Roegadyn gave Tsunene a rather overly dramatic blank stare.

“Ah. You thought…” A rumble of laughter. “Oh no no no. Twelve, no. We weren’t planning on having you out on the ‘Sands.”

“Because I am a fair, frail female Lalafell unfit to fight?” she countered yet again. In the back of her mind, Tsunene knew that playing up the noncombatant angle was probably the better play here. However, something about how quick (and theatrically) the Sea Wolf had denied the idea made her feel like she had to defend her own combat skills a little bit. That and the monumental loss against the brat and the adventurers was still a very tender point.

“Lilac the Lioness. Ooo… orrr the Mega-Miqo’te. Superrr Seekerrr 2?”

Plus, Lilac crowing over in her own cell as she thought up more and more grandiose titles for herself was also intensely grating. Tsunene wasn’t sure what honeyed words this Swyrkhan fellow had used to get her accomplice so on board with this, but she seemed a little too into this idea. And she wasn’t sure if this was this… “Othaku” side of her or something more devious on the part of the Roe that she needed to wary of.

“Of course not,” Swyrkhan responded in a placating fashion, motioning downward gently with both hands. “If you knew the gentleman I am representing, you’d know I hold no misgivings at how skillful Lalafell can be in combat.” He returned his hands behind his back again. “No no, the reason we do not wish to put you in battle is because we are far more interested in your other skills.”

He paused for a beat.

“… And before you get alarmed, I do not mean that as some manner of untoward euphemism.”

“Continue with your concept then,” the lady Lalafell finally relented with a sigh, pulling herself up onto her own ratty cot. “You’ve currently captured my… cautious curiosity.”

Once again, the Roegadyn broke into a wide-toothed smile and withdrew one hand from behind his back to serve as emphasis as he explained.

“If what the Guild conveyed to us is correct,” he began, rotating that visible hand in a slow lazy circle. “Through your… what some may consider overly ambitious and unregulated efforts, you managed to develop some manner of potion that causes the user to turn into a great feral beast.” He motioned back to Lilac’s cell. “She has been calling it ‘Leozaru,’ for whatever reason. Regardless of naming conventions, she serves as potential proof of your success, so of course we believe her best suited to being in the ring to verify that. And if she does…”

He pointed at Tsunene through the bars.

“Then you – as the creator of this tincture – are naturally the best source for procuring more. For, you see, the Bloodsands has seen Men. And the Bloodsands has seen beasts.”

He returned his hand to behind his back once more, turning slightly and allowing a bit more light from the corridor into Tsunene’s cell.

“Now, my benefactor wants the Bloodsands to see monsters.”

The Lalafell raised a brow, leaning forward from her seated position. Color her intrigued. It wasn’t quite what she had been hoping for with her grand discovery, but given the circumstances …

“Efforts that entail adequate equipment.”

“And equipment you shall have,” Swyrkhan insisted emphatically, “along with whatever materials you need. To make more, or to develop different kinds. Ones that perhaps work on beasts as well as Men. If this potion meets with expectations, of course.”

“A decision dependent on the dubious demonstration of my disappointment of a dependent.”

“Oh, don’t worrry, I got this,” Lilac insisted, hopping up from her own cot and doing a little of excited shadowboxing. She seemed really into this, thanks to however the Sea Wolf spun it and whatever other delusions were running through her comic-addled mind. “I have the powerrr of the Gods and Kuganime at my side.”

“… What?”

“Kuganime is another terrrm for the reading materrrial from Kugane.”

“I’d smack you if we were not secluded to separate cells.”

“Now now, ladies,” the Roegadyn interjected, turning so that he can raise a halting hand towards both captives. “Save your fire for the ‘Sands. What ultimately matters is this: we are willing to offer you an opportunity that few are extended and one that could be quite profitable for all involved. So, what say you?”

“You alrrready have my answerrr,” was the Miqo’te’s prompt response, to which Swyrkhan gave a smiling nod before turning to look more fully at Tsunene. Which, consequently, cloaked most of her cell in darkness once more. But this time the lady Lalafell was far more aware of what was going on.

“And you?”

She was quiet for a few moments, but she already had her answer.

“I see this solution far superior to the squalor of this cell… or seeking to survive on the ‘Sands myself solely through strength of spell and martial skill,” she stated. “So, certainly.”

“Excellent!” the Sea Wolf clapped his hands together, a sharp sound that echoed down the length of the prison corridor. “Again, this all revolves around how well the demonstration goes. However, I have high hopes for the both of you.”

“It’s quite a cherished change to have cooperation rather than cretins constantly crippling my inquiries,” Tsunene admitted, folding her hands neatly in her lap. “But if I could cast a question of my own creation?”

“But of course.”

“You made minor mention of your mysterious master as a man of my own kind. Could you be inclined to disclose what our charitable contributor calls himself?”

“Ah, well, it’s a name you might not know,” Swyrkhan admitted with a shrug and a knowing smile. “At least, not yet.” He turned away and spread his arms out wide. “Though perhaps, with this intriguing little windfall, he – and us with him – might be able to take that bigger step into the spotlight sometime soon.” A pause followed, though he kept those arms lifted dramatically. “Perhaps.”

“We shall certainly see,” Tsunene stated before pushing back to the point. “So. Share?”

“Oh, yes,” the Sea Wolf chuckled – another sound that brought to mind stones grinding against one another – as he lowered his arms once more. “Of course. His name.”

Swyrkhan paused again to fiddle with his bow tie, another purposeful delay seemingly added solely to add some more drama to the inevitable reveal. With the Roe no longer wholly backlit by the light of the corridor, the Plainsfolk was able to get a better look at the accessory in question since he was so notably drawing attention to it. It was a frilly little crimson thing, with a pin over the knot engraved with the image two masks partially overlapped – one laughing and one crying.

��Master Hohoyahu.”

~FIN~

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[ragnarssons]

ok. the 100

favorite male character(s): riley… everyone stans him i think he’ll be great. okay so… ehm BELLAMY, ya know. And Monty. I also really unexplicably really loved Sinclair even tho he was “just there”, on s1 I was so worried about ONLY Sinclair and Jackson on the Ark you know, lol. And new addition; ILIAN.Last I’m gonna add an honorable mention for Jaha, I’m so sad that he was sidelined for most of s2 and s3. Kinda like “whoops where do we put him?” idk let him heroically die on the Ark if you don’t know what to do with him next. I’m really interested in what he has to bring THIS SEASON, when he’s finally back.

favorite female character(s): ehm well Clarke, and tbh that’s why I think I could never get behind a certain ship, she got hurt too much, and literally pushed to change and make “hard decisions” while she is kind and compassionate at her core. she is not a full on “team brain”, and i don’t like the fact that she thinks that’s who she is (notice on the posters where supposedly the characters are “team brain” vs “team heart” WELL CLARKE IS IN THE MIDDLE). I do think Clarke is a complex human character, and the show doesn’t give her justice (she should be allowed to fucking sit down and talk about her feelings). Also, I hate when the fandom says “idk eliza isn’t such a great actress”, she’s fucking amazing. I also love Raven, obvious, I know a lot of people are like “stop hurting herrr” but… hey everyone got hurt tbh, and that’s not even the point, Raven keeps coming back from every shit she gets thrown at her face and I love it. I need more BR, not because they had sex or whatever, but because they had amazing “small” scenes across s2 and s3, I’m forever bitter we got NOTHING of them supporting each other about Gina/what they’ve been through: and btw, I agree with someone I don’t remember who saying that it’s not cool to emphasize on their “friendship” (or ppl relationships with Bellamy, cuz that works for Octagon too) just to have them shit on him, while on the other hand, NO ONE helped him when he was in distress (304). I like Harper too :)And I just realized that… from the Grounders ladies I’m like… mehhh… Indra is my fav, but she’s not on the very top, I really hope a certain character is related to her so that we can learn more about her, tho :)

least favorite character(s): I wouldn’t say “least favorite” but I don’t understand the hype around Mrphy… (yeah I don’t want to get hate about this one sooo); I don’t see him as a “changed” character, I don’t see how he changed or evolved (okay he cared for a dude just to blame his death on Jaha and that’s it?) His actions on 401 just confirmed that for me: I don’t like how he plays the victim about “having been casted out” when hey dude… you are the one who screwed up and tried to kill a little girl by rising a mob against her. And Bellamy. And Clarke. And then went on a “vengefull” spree by killing random ppl cuz they “were there” and ugh. Yep. Oh and Finn, obvis. And Octagon, like since… kinda recently, you know why ;) I’m petty like that

best looking character(s): fucking Bellamy Blake. Also Clarke when she’s not wearing ugly clothes.Luna, Raven, Miller, Lincoln, Ilian. I mean, it’s America’s Next Top Model. And yeah, I will say, aesthetically, Lxa was good too ;)

funniest character(s): Jonty? What, they’re a character, lol. Oh and Roan, with that stupid ass ugly crown.

favorite season(s): tbh, S1 as a general mood, but I liked s2 plotlines better

favorite ship(s): IDK u tell me… Bellarke, and lbr, it’s HIGH above anything else.Lol sorry anon, that turned out kinda huge meta-yThanks for the ask SEND ME A FANDOM/TV SHOW