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#my toxix trait is I truly believe i could win against any of the Bridgerton brothers in a sword fight
anonymouslylovesyou · 3 months
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Season 2 ep 2 @whoblewboobear
Kate vs Anthony let's fucking goo
Christ what a line of suitors
You know they'll be a power couple
Colin is back! Hope he shaves
Benedict agrees <3
ANTHONY YOU SCHEMEING LITTLE BITCH
Both Edwinda and the guy sitting next to Kate are desperately trying to keep them from fighting but alas
Fully stole Edwindas actual escorts lemonade
Kate has high Intimidation I know it
Crazy to see them fencing bc I know at least half those moves from my stage combat class. I'm out here like oh they are doing that instead of this so they can concentrate on the actor speaking or oh they should have blocked like this instead of that. They are also going so so slow neither of you should be losing you can literally see it coming
Colin: maybe pick someone who's family likes you more??
Anthony: AND LOSE???
Benedict: *falls backwards when Anthony goes for his 5*
Me: I simply wouldn't have done that
I like that a lot of the Simon/Daphne back and forth is present in this relationship but it manifests so far much more aggressively
Bro did you fully buy the horse bc she said it reminded her of an old one
BRO DID YOU IMPLY SHES NOT ACTING IN HER SISTER BEST INTERESTS AND ACCORDIMG TO HER WISHES??
And the immediate way he is brought down for it
If he wants Kate to stop winning has he considered not being wrong?
If Kate was allowed to flip him off in that moment
Christ that's a lot of ppl in that small room
Eloise Kate friendship!!!!!
Edwinda is so nice!
He's not lonely bc he was writing to you babe!! Even if he doesn't realize it yet <3
NOO NOT HIM SAYING THAT SHE DOESNT COUNT FOR WOMEN BC OF BEING HIS FRIEND
Fucking Cressida back again, hate herrr
WHEEZE NOT ANTHONY GOING TO HIS ARTSY BROTHER FOR PRACTICE READING POETRY
Bullying Byron in this Chili's tonight
HES 29 GIRL NO WONDER YOU HATE ALL THE OTHER YOUNG LADIES THEY'RE FUCKING BABIES TO YOU
NOT HIM STEALING HIS BROTHERS POEM WORD FOR WORD
At least he immediately fessed up. And said something beautiful and true
Anthony wins this round....
Penelope expert haggler
THE TAILOR SAW HER
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