#no one wants this

[irfrenchfries]

Hi i made u something 😘

"Your microphone's a turkey baster, Ford."

"Oh no, this only looks like a turkey baster. It's really an audio-video-olfactory recorder I obtained in dimension..."

The follow-up:

[primal--scream]

i'm sorry...?

*coughs and looks around nervously* Uhh, here. *drops shit and runs* The devil came for me and I pulled back the covers and let him in

Harvey likes to think that his emotions are locked away behind a façade of confidence and indifference. Which in truth, is enough to fool most people, but not Rachel. More than once Rachel has witnessed that mask drop as he watches Mike from a distance; watches the admiration, the pride, the love as it flits through Harvey’s eyes at warp speed before casual detachment slips back into place.

...........

She knows that as long as Harvey Specter and Mike Ross exist in the same space, they will always be drawn together, knows that the string that connects them will never snap, no matter how far it stretches.

...........

She knows that Mike will spend his life with her, making her happy. Giving her everything she'd ever wanted, living the life they'd envisioned. They’d have children and a house in the 'burbs, a summer house in the Hamptons maybe. Family vacations, and holidays, a perfect life in pictures. But deep down she knows that it would only be a half truth for Mike. There would always be a part of him that belonged only to Harvey; a part of him that she would never be able to reach and the question she really had to ask herself was, was that okay with her.

[scrollonso]

parents!strollini

[amazingspider-boy]

For fucks sake, I genuinely cannot even tell you how much I DESPISE that they're making a live action How to Train Your Dragon

[robinruns]

What the fuck

[theworld-accordingtocasey]

i was so sure I’d hate this Rick & Morty anime…Goddammit though, decided to persevere through my disgust and watch the Eng premiere & I gotta say,

I was right

[ghostoftheyear]

The worst thing about Tumblr possibly (lbr, probably) partnering with Midjourney is that the nature of the platform makes it impossible to protect all my art.

I can download Glaze and Nightshade (which I haven't done yet, shame on me) and get working on all my past art, re-upload to existing posts and protect the art I put up from now on. That's a pain in the ass and would take more time than I'd like, but I could do it.

The problem is, what do I do about art that's been reblogged? That can't be edited or changed. That's gone. Out of my hands. It's incredibly ironic that the art we beg people to reblog will now be vulnerable and there's nothing we can do about it. We can delete the original posts, we can delete whole blogs, but anything that's been reblogged? It's just hanging in the wind. My art will be stolen and used for AI fodder and there isn't one fucking thing I can do about it.

That is the worst part. The functionality of Tumblr is now being used against us, and we can't stop it.

I really loved putting my art on here, but I'm going to have to stop. I can't do anything about what's out there already, but I can make sure that none of my future work gets grabbed.

[yikesaroniandcheese]

Tumblr wants ppl to use live SO BAD they won't even let u remove the icon by snoozing it

[original-punks]

how to make me drier than the Sahara desert

[motherofmabari]

Why the fuck is the stupid Tumblr live icon permanently glued to my dashboard now

I snoozed the stupid thing and I do not want it, go AWAY and I mean all of it, not just the stuff up top. I will not click, I will not 'get started with Tumblr live', I have ZERO INTEREST

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Oh yes these all seem legit

@staff Why do I have to snooze this every week? I do not, for even one second, believe these are anything other than thinly-disguised sex chat lines and/or porn bots. I am never, not even once, going to click on any of these, nor use Tumblr Live. Never. Not even if you paid me.

[shiaxartistreblogs]

Legitimately.

The twitter clone look for desktop makes me not want to be on here.

It's uncomfortable and ugly.

I'mma have to just use the mobile app and pray they don't mess that up too.

[asslockpick]

if you make me talk to a bot in order to apply for a job you need to die. now.

[howlingdemon13]

Haha!

Wouldn’t it be so funny and cringe if I did a cover of The Whole Being Dead Thing?

Yeah, I know. Super cringe.

Ha!

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👀

[tsunflowers]

this zool song thats just about being a toxic abusive boyfriend