#no one wants this

[irfrenchfries]

Hi i made u something 😘

"Your microphone's a turkey baster, Ford."

"Oh no, this only looks like a turkey baster. It's really an audio-video-olfactory recorder I obtained in dimension..."

The follow-up:

[femmefeedist]

do you want to cut back eating? Sure?

no I literally do not want to cut back literally zero percent of me wants to eat less or cut back if anything I want more 😭

[bedlamsbard]

me (unhinged) (person who became (at least vaguely) politically aware post-9/11) (also the person who's convinced the events of CACW flipped the 2016 election): we should talk more about how the Snap affects U.S. politics

[scrollonso]

parents!strollini

[ghostoftheyear]

The worst thing about Tumblr possibly (lbr, probably) partnering with Midjourney is that the nature of the platform makes it impossible to protect all my art.

I can download Glaze and Nightshade (which I haven't done yet, shame on me) and get working on all my past art, re-upload to existing posts and protect the art I put up from now on. That's a pain in the ass and would take more time than I'd like, but I could do it.

The problem is, what do I do about art that's been reblogged? That can't be edited or changed. That's gone. Out of my hands. It's incredibly ironic that the art we beg people to reblog will now be vulnerable and there's nothing we can do about it. We can delete the original posts, we can delete whole blogs, but anything that's been reblogged? It's just hanging in the wind. My art will be stolen and used for AI fodder and there isn't one fucking thing I can do about it.

That is the worst part. The functionality of Tumblr is now being used against us, and we can't stop it.

I really loved putting my art on here, but I'm going to have to stop. I can't do anything about what's out there already, but I can make sure that none of my future work gets grabbed.

[yikesaroniandcheese]

Tumblr wants ppl to use live SO BAD they won't even let u remove the icon by snoozing it

[original-punks]

how to make me drier than the Sahara desert

[motherofmabari]

Why the fuck is the stupid Tumblr live icon permanently glued to my dashboard now

I snoozed the stupid thing and I do not want it, go AWAY and I mean all of it, not just the stuff up top. I will not click, I will not 'get started with Tumblr live', I have ZERO INTEREST

[asslockpick]

if you make me talk to a bot in order to apply for a job you need to die. now.

[howlingdemon13]

Haha!

Wouldn’t it be so funny and cringe if I did a cover of The Whole Being Dead Thing?

Yeah, I know. Super cringe.

Ha!

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👀

[tsunflowers]

this zool song thats just about being a toxic abusive boyfriend

[hairscare]

just watched tumblr in real time make it so you can only post if youre on your dashboard. bro what the hell

[haru-n-harkel]

Update on this stupid “Tumblr Live” nonsense.

Just snoozing it no longer works, apparently. I had the ‘feature’ snoozed and it continued to show up when I refreshed my dash. I had to manually go in, turn the snooze ‘off’, and turn it back ‘on’ again to remove them.

Thought people should know.

[sleeplessdreamer14]

how long do you suppose it’ll be until @staff gets the message and removes tumblrmart?

[spookykestrel]

Literally why did tumblr change the way it brings up photos/videos when you click on them I hate this