#no meat on Friday

[what-marsha-eats]

[formicarum-rex]

no middle ground. i know that even if you mostly use it as one way there are probably situations where you'd use it the other way too. what is your knee-jerk instinct?

[ptewie]

How a random assortment of indie game characters would react to you coming out: a 🧵 (Part 1)

“Ah! Fear not my friend! It does not matter if you are a dandy, fairy, or whatever else you wish! You are one of us!

“Aumhnhmubgmhnaaa.,.,. *sniff* abuhbhgb.,.,.”

“Like Ellen?”

“OK. “

“HUH?!? Wait, what? Since when?!?…Oh shoot, I’m sorry! I’m happy for you, I swear!!! I just would have never expected it…”

“Brblblblblrvbl!”

“…”

(thumbs up) :)

“That’s great and all…but we need to escape this dimension!!”

❤️ Yo your one hot hotbaby

"Um... good for you?! (I have never met this person in my life...)"

(Slurs)

"Boop!"

(hits you with an umbrella)

"Ha, you would be."

(After explaining it to him 4 times) "Ohh... Okay! Now I get it!" (lying)

"Wonderful, me too. Now then, could you point me towards the exit?"

"...?!"

(nods)

"Thanks!"

"ha, fag." (is bi)

[THOUGHT GAINED: Homo-Sexual Underground]

"Honk!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD"

(Hits you with the dream nail to read your internal thoughts)

"Don't make it your personality, okay?"

(seconds away from a panic attack) "Nice-a!"

"Do you have 2 dollars for the funfair? I am incredibly pregnant."

"..."

"I don't care. Move aside."

"Abwah"

"If you want to survive, you will need to create weapons and shelter! Start by chopping down trees and gathering wood!"

[matchalovertrait]

Since Dulce hasn't had any freelance gigs, she stopped looking at her calendar. However, she has forgotten about a very important date! Are we cooked????

DULCE: I don’t think this faux meat is going to turn out as good as Nesbeets...

*they were sold out at the store

DULCE: Yeah, no. I need to leave this to the professionals. People of science!

[Cellphone rings]

DULCE: Hi, Dad!

ERICK: Hey, Bug! Don’t forget it’s cold in Finland right now. Have you started packing yet?

DULCE: No, I haven’t! But thanks for the reminder! Bye now, I love you.

ERICK: I love you too.

DULCE: ....Oh shit.

[Dulce checks her calendar.]

DULCE: It’s October!!! How’d I forget about Ángel’s painting????? The art museum’s grand opening???? Oh my gosh.

[Dulce talks to the photo of herself.]

DULCE: Girl! You are in trouble!

DULCE: Yikes.

DULCE: Antonio won’t like that I’m leaving so close to the court date, but I have to let him know. I can’t let down my brother.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

head cannon that karl is part lycan so he likes eating raw meat and also another head cannon that ethan stopped eating meat after the events of re7 so ethan is living with some feral man who brings dead animals to his doorstep to try and woo him

(it does not work)

[kokorohatsaru]

So i discovered that meatboy was also firstly released on october 5 2008 as a flash game, so yeah, now we got 3! (drawing hat kid makes me nostalgic btw)

anyways! HAPPY BDAY TO THESE AWESOME GAMES!

[caseyeatspizza]

During the the Dead Meat Podcast they talked about opening a school for slasher good boys. I imagine as slasher Muppet Babies

[malk-with-tea]

Some thumbnails I made for NudgeAndProd >:)

And shitpost bonus

[lab--cat]

i hate how most of the tv shows i like have basically no online fandom, i lucked out with lab rats, i was expecting there to be hardly any fandom content. it was also nice to be into a large fandom bc of stranger things. but then the rest of the shows i love are outnumbered, the inbetweeners, fresh meat, friday night dinner and derry girls so im kind of fucked with those. and then taskmaster, but with that being a panel show im not too bothered with content outside of the show

[smilecult]

Man I’m waiting for dead meat to cover the next in the hatchetfeild trilogy, like-

BROSKI THE DAY U COVERED TGWDLM YOU KNEW THOSE WAS COMING/j

[dani-15]

There’s a serious lack of good Spencer Charnas content on this god forsaken app

[cosmiclion]

Back on my FOI bs but not putting it in the fandom's tag because I'm not sure how many people actually want to see it, once was enough lmao.

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things

ngl, my favorite joke in this video is James referring to Will (who’s played by Jason Ritter) as Dipper Pines

[the timestamp is 23:53 btw]

[statictay]

james. james im asking you so nicely. black friday kill count this november

[black-salt-cage]

Tankman x Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin) stimboard ☽ - ✰ - ☾ ☽ - ✰ - ☾ ☽ - ✰ - ☾

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ for anon!

[theloveinc]

I just spent three hours making lasagna 🤠