#no matter where or when somebody is going to assume ingo is fucking that sneasler

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Wait wait aiat what if Ingo and Lady Sneasler went back to the future in Sinnoh and without Akari. They are being monitored because hello, extinct regional pokemon popping up, and then Lady sneasler lays eggs. Ingo, of course , is listed as the father on hundreds of articles and it becomes a big thing, you know like the famous baby aninals that become temporary celebrities.

And then Akari comes back and travels to Unova, taking Ingo along with Lady sneasler and her kits. So now she is on the run avoiding authorities. And then they meet Emmet who knows Sneasler!Ingo as the sire of a litter of extinct pokemon but not as Ingo. He knows this because Emmet likes thinking up strategies for different pokemon and have definitely thought of some for the sneasler line.

Even though Emmet is estactic that he gets to meet these strong and extinct pokemon he secretly calls the authorities and keeps Akari distracted by asking her about the sneaslers. Then Akari goes "by the way, you look like Ingo before he got sneaslerfied except youre smilling. *gasp* Are you the man in white that like winning more than anything?!"

And while Emmet is processing becuase she mentioned Ingo, just before the authorities show up Akari introduces the male sneasler as the sneaslerfied Ingo who then does the all aboard stance and his best mimickry of the words to prove who he is. Maybe Chandelure pops out of her pokeball and hugs Ingo, doing her little greeting chime noise that she only reserves for Ingo. And then the authorities show up but Akari and the gang managed to escape, leaving poor Emmet there, realizing he was so close to Ingo only for them to be separated again.

And then Emmet realizes he's an uncle now. Not of Akari but of the sneaslets so he's researching care of sneaslets and figuring out the ethics of a human turned pokemon and a regular pokemon mating. Because would Ingo still love his mate even when he's turned back into a human?

Later, much later, after a lot of miscommunication, is it revealed that Ingo is not the father but is considered an adopted older brother. And now Emmet is wondering if a pokemon can legally do an adult adoption.

i love the way your mind works, anon

I imagine Ingo is also mildly stressed the entire time because he only knows Galarian and an older version of whatever the Sinnohan language is, so while he can understand the researchers to a degree, it's very awkward and choppy. He and Lady Sneasler are also in an unknown area that's questionably safe and Lady Sneasler just had a new litter, so Ingo's a bit busy being filled with panic to try and communicate with the other humans.

And then Akari shows up, stages a jailbreak (probably using her stupidly overpowered pokemon), and runs off with the sneasler squad.

Emmet is very excited to meet these no-longer-extinct pokemon, but also why the fuck is this fifteen year old traveling alone with a bunch of pokemon, he is Concerned

Akari: you look so much like my dad by the way Emmet: ...your dad. Akari: yeah Emmet: ...you said the sneasler was your dad. Akari: *rolls eyes* well duh i was talking about BEFORE he turned into a sneasler you bidoofus Akari: WAIT ARE YOU THE SMILING GUY?? "I LIKE WINNING MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE"???? Emmet: *actively experiencing acute psychic damage*

*the squad gets chased off*

Emmet, standing there alone: ...WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE Emmet: INGO DID YOU FUCK THAT SNEASLER-