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Love me some cartoony staging
#käärijä#esc 2023#my art#fanart#cha cha cha#esc#today i learned that instagram requires your photo to be a certain width to height ratio (or else...)#daily käärijä sketchbook
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More "cat" shenanigans + meeting the family <3
@naffeclipse If stealing coat bad, why coat so comfortable?
self insert is not a girl (he/she)
#post let luce#dcamv#bloodstain fool#no stains on this guy the menace requires cuddles too often to leave time for shootouts /j#naffeclipse#my art#i still wanna draw more but i am too eepy and this is enough for today#long (good!) day so i drew self indulgence to decompress#for the record it is *not* just the height i like about this asshole (affectionate)#that would be a tragedy considering Naff's excellent character crafting#having thoughts. smacking brain. silly doodles. *silly* doodles. not that. no no. back to where u came from.#okay yes anyways. silly haha funny menace#enjoy <3#menace4menace
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Grian is hunting ghosts!
#grian#grian in a plethora of places#he didn't reach the height requirement to go in person so this is the next best thing!#(also mod note thanks to that guy who pointed out my typo on the last one It was like 4 am and I did not read it over before posting it#Thanks pooks idk where I'd be without you)
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“You look better without the hat.”
XianYao prompt from the lovely @limitbreaker23 (you’re enabling me so badly, I swear)
#mdzs#xianyao#wei wuxian#jin guangyao#meng yao#art prompt#mdzs art#my art#tol and smol#it’s all about the ✨height difference✨#im already getting fic ideas that would unfortunately require me to actually reread the book (specifically the sunshot campaign)#something something after the war jgs still doesn’t acknowledge meng yao and he somehow ends up in lotus pier or somewhere adjacent#peaceful living doesn’t suit his tastes and he starts picking up dirty work from local sect leaders#assassinations—information theft—spying#he pretty much starts building a jianghu-wide spy network and hiring himself out to the highest bidder#not sure where I’m going with this#but either wwx is hunting him down on behalf of yunmeng jiang#or he becomes his information dealer#fic ideas
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Summary: When 9-year-old Dick Grayson wants to follow in Bruce Wayne's footsteps as Robin, Batman puts his foot down and enforces a no underage superheroes rule in his household.
Author: @sweetteaanddragons
#official fic poll#haveyoureadthisfic#pollblr#internet culture#fandom culture#fanfic#fanfiction#tumblr polls#fandom poll#Minimum Height Requirement#batman#dcu#dc universe#dc batman#DickBabs#timsteph#ao3
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Was gonna say next season I wanna see l more of that shift in dynamic where Pen has Colin up against a wall, a full blown make out sesh or whatever but then really thinking about it, as a fellow 5’1 girly, she’d probably need a little step ladder so she can really and I mean REALLY go for it lmao
#I mean there are other things she could do the would not require the height#*cough cough*#but it’s a funny thought#lol#bridgerton#polin#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#penelope bridgerton
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“Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer don’t even look exactly alike how can their owners not tell them apart”
The implication in the lyrics was that by the time the owners got to the scene of the crime the deed was done and they couldn’t tell which cat had done it. The whole point is that they can’t tell the cats are collaborating and that enables them to succeed again and again. Them looking similar is a bonus.
“Or after supper one of the girls suddenly missed her Woolworth pearls
Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat!
It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer!"
And most of the time they left it at that”
Even later, the family and cook are only notified about Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer’s actions after the fact. They didn’t see anything happening.
“When the family assembled for Sunday dinner
Their minds made up that they wouldn't get thinner on
Argentine joint, potatoes and greens
Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes
And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow
"I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow
The joint has gone from the oven like that!”
“Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer!" And most of the time they left it at that.”
The song even ends by stating the family can hear the destruction they’ve caused but haven’t seen anything. And so they can only discuss who it could’ve been and move on.
I think this also answers another common question I see which is “why do Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer’s owners keep them?”
“It’s that horrible cat!” Cat, as in one cat. Not two. They think only one of them did it and don’t want to get rid of both their cats if one is “innocent”. So they keep them both and ponder on.
#so I wanted to share my thoughts…..#In my opinion#Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer don’t need to look identical because that’s not the main focus of their song. It can be a cute addition when#Present but it’s not essential for the owners to be unable to tell them apart. Heck#the audience can easily tell them apart due to the height differences and both being of different genders.#Criticizing certain designs for not being identical misses the point. Them being identical is a preference not a critique.#as their song doesn’t require them to look perfectly the same. The only cats that are meant to be identical are Coricopat and Tantomile.#Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have more flexibility in this regard#which is why they can sometimes look different.#Even when they started developing as individual characters on Broadway#they weren’t identical. So#it’s okay for them to have variations in their designs where they don’t look the same.#I swear 1998 brainwashed so many people into thinking all cats productions look like that
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Tbh I would need a substantial amount of proof in order to believe an evangelical Christian could be a good therapist
#religious trauma#i would never EVER go to one thats for sure#and i know this is showing my bias and overgeneralizing#but the stories of harm just pile up and up and up#i don't think they can meet the bare minimum of ethical requirements#i certainly could not at the height of my brainwashing#when critical thought and empathy are the enemy#when you are not allowed to imagine let alone approve of other ways of lif#like fine you can be a therapist for barbara the southern Baptist#but stay away from everyone else thanks#exvangelical
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you seem short and your thicccc🙂↕️😓
If your tall I am short :)
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If Fairy World oeprates on schooling and being tall enough for the job (ex. Cookie's Court; A New Wish) maybe Peri turned down dentistry because he was too short
#this is a joke. mostly because I think if there WAS a height requirment to practice dentistry like there is for Fairy Law-#for whatever reason- a dentist fairy would not have to be very big#but listen I just wanted to make the post#also knowing what we do theres a school for magical children creatures and we can ASSUME a highschool and MAYBE a college (though I have-#A theory about how higher education might work in Fairy World) and we know you have to go to the Fairy Academy to become a Godparent#It's crazy that being a lawyer has less qualification than being a dentist.#though I suppose if the judge is ONLY even Jorgen and that guy reads Da Rules every night before bed then it would feel justified?#Loving that Da Rules isn't only something every fairy (every creature?) has to follow but there's spesific rules for spesific occupations#its also likely required material in schools or smth#I like silly world building like this tehehe. OH and the fairy supreme court or whatever but thats like. Major Fairy crime-#Jorgen is like small claims court- but also the first step before supreme court unless its egregous. like Timmy's secret wish#like if Cookie proved Cosmo and Wanda revealed their magic maybe they would go to Supreme court? Then again Jorgen has authority to-#fire them. And take away magic AND wings (Department of Magical Violations)#though that might be temporary unless he gets an ok from supreme???#ok. ill stop there#fairly oddparents
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That scene in s4 e1 when Lizzie calls Tommy tall in an effort to cheer him up and the entire hotel dining room stops talking and stares at the pair of them
#That’s not how it went anywhere except in my head#Billy the concierge whimpering quietly in the corner of a room surrounded by five sex workers with a minimum height requirement of 5’9”#In 1920 5’7” for a guy was standard so I still hold by the theory everyone taller than Tommy would’ve been mocked for being freakishly tall#rather than Tommy ever being mocked for being short
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is mc supposed to be the size of a toddler or something "i cant see because this very very tall man's arm is covering my view" omg grow a backbone you fucking oompa loompa
#says the 5'4 guy#idk why they have any right to make fun of mhin's height like they're allowed in height requirement rollercoasters
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i think a lot about the time that i saw someone describe jyn’s disguise on scarif as a death trooper uniform despite the fact that
a) it doesn’t even look like a death trooper uniform, and
b) even if it was, she’s way too small to be one that she’d give them away instantly because it wouldn’t even fit her properly
#like there’s a literal height requirement for deathtroopers lmao#jyn erso#rogue one: a star wars story#star wars
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my favorite love stories are where two people are obsessed with each other but can't be together for whatever reason and make it everybody's fuckin problem.
#like sometimes they end up together but thats not a requirement#wuthering heights#hannibal#those are the notables but if you know any more#send them my way#do not say supernatural im not watching that#its not even what im talking about but ppl keep saying it
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in yet another W for lovelessness, the concept exists
#for you & for me & for them....#always Zany how yknow people would supposedly look at others Without Love (as an experience in whatever way) as Smhly Pitiable#but generally people are bothered by it in a way where those not experiencing Love properly are contemptible Others#so unsurprisingly the same response as in Any othering. like supposedly ah the pitiably Impoverished; pitiably Disabled....#but that's only for the completely abstract ''true'' victim & even like Guys You Make Up To Get Mad At who are poor are Bad People obv#like completely hypothetically like ah these pathetic souls so worse off than us. we must bravely sympathetize from afar or save them#and then really it's like well if you don't have Family there's romance that must make up for it. no Romance? family must make up for it#then comes Friendship as a fallback if you don't have either. & that if even that fails your Good Personness ought to appeal to strangers#since semi/public existence at work; school; existing in public outside that is totally a Securely Neutral Interpersonal Meritocracy#ah seems if the community (who? what?) doesn't rally around Recognition of your worth then uh. someone doesn't Have worth#or just any situation where there's a Difference to argue against & just make something up like uhh if ppl had babies they wouldnt do this#if people had success in the realm of Family Friendship Dating Marriage they wouldn't do this. surely#like can't imagine you yourself would have worth & not be required to kys in some hypothetical without ''''love'''' in w/e Proper ways?#yet it's the imagined or Actual But Not Listened To / victim blamed / scapegoated isolated parties who totally hate themselves#Or Sure Ought To; you say....#they sure Must have to hate themselves if you think your value is Evinced in what you have but they don't have/want/espouse#just pick any Difference to Argue Against but without engaging in info / reasons in earnest i.e. time to just make up some shit; like#uh i think the reason some people....are comfortable with heights is that they are definitely experiencing it as a Thrill that they ought#to be getting their daily recommended value of through the Exciting Uncertainty of A Friendly Chat but aren't :( get well soon
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every one of my protags has to make the :< face as default.
It is law
#Mitch is doing it under the scarf shush#I've been making a lot of assets for lil mia and she's very squishable#I also came to the unfortunate realization that all merfolk require full body talk graphics#Like height doesn't matter as much when you can swim upward for eye contact
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