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sparks-olivarpente · 2 years ago

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Today my dream life seems out of a Miyazaki movie: a workshop next to a little shop next to a wall with a door with a narrow lane behind next to a little house (and then we're back to the workshop), all around a courtyard. I'm doing something with colors in the workshop, then those somethings find their places in the shop and from time to time, someone comes in and choose one of those color something. A lot of cats come and go (no cat-piss allowed, this is a perfect dream life) and every morning, a neighbour's dog bark at me to say hello on his way to whatever he's doing, when I'm drinking my tea, seated on the windowsill of my attic bedroom. From here I have a view on the whole city. It's an old city but NOT full of dark streets and three floors ugly buildings. It's light and airy. Flowers everywhere. The dog probably live with an old man I'm friend with (thinking of a favorite anime of mine here, Mimi o sumaseba/Si tu tends l'oreille/Whisper of the heart).

#Mimi o sumaseba #dream life #dream workshop #no cat piss allowed #now I can start the day

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods.

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.”

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.”

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxpj #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #billy batson #Danny was adopted by Clockwork who is the origin behind Kronos #Oh they're both orphans? No one to take care of them?#Goddamnit Clockwork you made sure Ellie found them didn't you #Liminals are hidden from monsters thanks to feeling like them & the dead #CW: If they won't take care of their kids then I'll give the lil demigods to my favorite son :)#The JL finding out Billy is a child: You need a guardian- how could we let this happen #Billy: Actually my older sister has looked 12 for the last 100 years and my younger brother looks 20 so that's very human-ist of you #Percy peering out at some camp people who are trying to see if he's home: MA There's some weird ass cats outside!#Percy: Am I allowed to throw the pool at them 'cause they aren't taking no for an answer #Danny teaching the kids how to use powers: Alright and now we're going to your other dad and moms to learn magic #Danny: And how to shoot a gun in Val's case because I will forget gun safety #Everlasting Quartet #Phantastic Four #“Hey Marvel how do you know that info about Dr Fate he looks so pissed??��#“Oh one of my parents know him and they don't get along so now we always take the chance to call him a lil Bitch but politely”#Percy: Billy if you can summon lightning and I can control water can we combine them #Billy: One way to find out- hey Daaaaan #Camp people trying to find Percy: Wtf wtf wtf #The pantheon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KRONOS HAD ANOTHER CHILD?! WHERE?! HOW!?#Clockwork: Look at my Favorite Child who doesn't Fuck with the Timeline or are Raging Hypocrites & takes care of his kids #Clockwork curled up with Danny & new grandchildren in his chest like a mother crocodile: Everything is as it should be :)#Marvel: Look at my lil brother isn't he adorable he's a year younger than me but takes more after our other mom #Percy: Hi Mr Aquaman I can control water & talk to fish and was wondering if you have any tips #“Marvel we're going to die-” “No we're not lemme call my big brother- if he can destroy the timeline he can fix it” “If he What”

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drenched-in-sunlight · 1 year ago

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i like ghostflower (hell I draw fanarts for them) but I’ve decided I like the version of them in my head more and will just stay away from the fandom in general cuz I’ve seen some discussion and they just make me go “what on earth are y’all on” 💀💀💀💀

#“miles will immediately forgive gwen when he sees she’s gathered a whole team to save him WHAT #he’ll save himself first then befriend Miles G. and Miles G. will start hissing like the cats when that team comes and Miles looks upset #like I firmly believe miles will only talk to Hobie and Margo after all that cuz they r the two that stand by his side thru whole that #like that take is so insane when Hobie is the reason Miles can run away in the first place and Margo risks everything to allow Miles leaving #AND HE KNOWS #u don’t even need a scale to see who Miles will associate with safety and protection more after atsv #also “miles keep getting up after he’s beaten down cuz that what Gwen told him to do in itsv is ALSO insane cuz WHAT #the thing she said when she and others were berating and crowding Miles for not knowing how to be Spider-Man just FEW DAYS after he’s bitten #??????#THAT THING????#not his mom’s words or his uncle’s or idk THAT’S HOW HE IS???#*walk in the tag* *walk out immediately*#u don’t have to make them the only person in each other’s life to prop the ship up especially in this case cuz it makes no sense 😭#actually the first point srl piss me off cuz that team was only possible in the first place cuz of Hobie and Margo and Miles laying #the groundwork by just being a sweetheart he is #charming and inspiring ppl so ofc these kids will rally behind him and team up to save him #ykno LIKE IN THE COMIC TOO???#ppl just have to take the only thing I don’t like in the movie (miles suddenly obsessed over Gwen when they didn’t even interact that much #in itsv) and magnify it x100 in fandom #if she ain’t a gremlin girl that is trying her best to regain Miles’ trust but it’s a slow process and Miles needs space and time first then #I don’t want it

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dailykugisaki · 4 months ago

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Day 312 | id in alt

Fushiguro? Maybe you should refrain from speaking sometimes, smartass.

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#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #i mike wazouski'd him again and ill do it as many times as i can #hes pissing me off right now so i stare at him like hes an abused pou #ACTUALLY MOST OF THE CHARACTERS ARE PISSING ME AWF RN #im not gonna comment on it but if that motherfuckin cat tries me ill slingshot him by the throat #if gojo actually crops up again im going to punch a hole in a wall like a prepubecent teenage boy having a rage off with his dad #takaba and yuki better be back by tomorrow. if yall are allowed to believe in that white haired fuck coming back then im allowed this mess #im a little bitter about a little lot. i hope its understandable because im picking at a lot A LOT of shit #i got some things i need to answer and im really excited for one BAD

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loserelf · 5 days ago

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every Single time. without fail. without FAILLLL every Single individual tragic cat story that shows up on tiktok. Every time it always always always ends up being because they are outdoor cats. People sobbing absolutely shattered and heartbroken that they lost their best friend. One girl found blood on the road and it turned out her cat had been hit by a car and dragged down the street bc the blpod was EVERYWHERE. Another girls cat fell ogf her fucking roof and found him dead. Just now I watched someone using syringes to feed a miserable cat through a feeding tube in its neck because someone hit it with their car, didnt stop, and the fucking cat dragged itself home with a lower and upper jaw fracture so bad it couldnt be fixed. That same cat almost had heart failure from the stress of that alone 2 days after getting what remained of its shattered teeth removed.

I've seen videos of shelters with cats missing half their face because people will catch them and literally torture them for fun. Keep. Your fucking cats. Indoors. GOD

#im SO fucking sick of it #like i really lose all fucking empathy for them when i hear the next words out of these peoples mouths go 'but he loved the outdoors 🥺❤️'#'it was sooooo cute to see them sitting on the window and playing outside' your cat is dead because of you. it is YOUR fault.#i understand it can get complicated if you adopt an older cat thats used to being outside but literally get a harness then #take them out supervise them if you want them to get outdoors time then.#i dont ever want to hear another horrible painful cat death story only to find out you who claim to love your animal so much #was the same one that allowed them to leave lol THEY DONT KNOW ANY BETTER! YOU DO!#that is WHY it is YOUR JOB TO PROTECT THEM #it makes me sick. im sorry but this is something that just pisses me off so badly . im so sick of hearing about these stories #and NOT ONCE do any of these people ever seem to regret letting them outside eithet #0 self reflection. oh no youre heartbroken your animal died 1 of 10000 preventable deaths caused by going outdoors.#does that mean youre gonna change? god no your other 3 cats all love going outside 🥰 youre an idiot.

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mono-socke · 8 months ago

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'Party Hat' but it's Jeremy singing and the SQUIP is the cat

#be more chill #jeremy heere #the squip #squip #in case you don't know #the song is about a girl (or in this case jeremy) who doesn't really know what to do with her evening and can't find something to do #so she decided to try and put a party hat on her cat and dance around with him and all #and the cat is totally pissed by it and declines and pushes her away and everything #but after seeing her look so sad the cat regrets being mean and reflects on the things she's done for him #and allows her to put a party hat on him #and then they have fun together and it's very sweet #:>#idk why i just thought it'd kinda fit them #squip is a grumpy cat idc

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chibi-scone · 10 months ago

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It’s been said before and the fact that I’m an Izzy simp aside like having a character who survives the most certain death shit ever (shooting himself in the head at point blank) and literally being nicknamed by another character “indestructible” and then become a symbol of protection for a whole group of people die from a fucking bullet to the side that was established in universe to have no vital organs in order to “atone for his sins” or however you wanna spin it and have him say he wants to go after (see point one) literally trying to kill himself in the show that is literally about growth and betterment of the self in a cruel world that wants you dead and where the main (and mostly queer) characters survive the most batshit insane injuries is like COSMICALLY stupid writing like I don’t even understand how you get there and the fact that it’s supposed to be a kind/ happy/meaningful ending is beyond me

#and Izzy’s whole speech to Ricky before that could be interpreted as what like #being about even if you kill and try to eradicate queer people we’ll always be here #and then have RICKY deal the killing blow ????#wahhhh it’s symbolic #ok it would’ve been more symbolic to have the fucking queer character live like idc you’re all stupid god bless #ofmd critical #tbd #maybe #oh and then I mean not even talking about how it’s supposedly all good #because the main gays who had borderline no redeeming qualities this season had their picket fence ending #literally what’s the point of having Ed come back from the dead #so he can learn that death is not the answer and that there’s love and betterment for him #and have that whole scene with Jim and Archie where they refuse to kill one another because there’s more to life than the cards #they’ve been dealt and they can be the difference #JUST TO HAVE THAT ENDING #my god I just #sorry if you guys are sick of me ranting about ofmd like 5 months after the shit show supreme #but these are like all thoughts that I’ve just had in my head for months but tried to forget #and now they’re just spilling out like idc anymore #ppl have made so many good posts that all say what I think but ig I still need to rant myself jvhsjnv #how long can your neck be for it to allow you to bury your head so deep in the sand #where you truly believe this is good writing idk #side note but gifs of cats randomly blowing up are my favourites #‘Izzy bettered himself before dying so it’s aaaallll good’ hits you hits you #stupid ass shit argument but also that was across maybe a week and dude was piss drunk dissociative half the time

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vettelcore · 10 months ago

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people with outdoor cats be like: yes my cat came back home half dead, caught hiv, is full of parasites and sometimes has gone missing for weeks but i don't care bc at least the cat is free and not locked inside like selfish people do!!!

#i cannot fucking stress this enough PLEASE do not let your cats roam outside freely if you care about them #if they're used to going outside leash them!!!!#the amount of cats we get at the clinic who come almost dead/with horrible wounds bc they're allowed to be outside is insane #not to mention how many run over cats i see where i live #they could get attacked by other animals too #like its just not worth it #we had to put down a cat today after the owners found her almost dead with an INSANE infection bc she had ruptured her intestines #her hip was shattered too #looked like probably some asshole kicked her #and the owners were like oh we had just buried one of our other cats the other day after she got attacked by another animal #and im just standing there like ?????? and that's normal to you??????#oh but at least the cats can climb trees though 🤪#remember the dude i talked about a while ago who brought his cat in honestly the worst condition I've ever seen?#covered in poop vomit piss and fuck knows what else?#that had a colony of cats all infected with FelV bc he refuses to vax them?#yeah this woman was a family member btw #thank FUCK he didn't come today because that would've been a shitshow #all things considered at least this woman seems to be... not absolutely fucking insane? i guess?#but anyway she kept saying how it was sudden! and how the cat was perfectly fine last night!#oh my gOD that cat had maggots eating her from the inside that doesn't happen overnight #cats are tough and will hide a lot of pain but can't you just tell the truth???#you either didn't care enough to bring this poor baby earlier or you just noticed now what had happened to her

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indentity-cry-sis · 1 month ago

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Saint Huckleberry, Patron Saint of Bread Thieves and Emotional Pissing

#he’s lucky he’s cute #truly he would be an angel if not for the thievery and emotional pissing #yes we have seen a vet #he has controlled crystals but also just pisses when he’s mad at us #usually when we don’t allow him to steal breads #cat #catblr #cats of tumblr

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trashcreatyre · 5 months ago

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I miss my wife... (ikea shark)

#trash rambles #my cat pissed on my bed this weekend and it was caught in the crossfire </3 #still unclear if its salvagable #but its not allowed in my bed till im sure

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liazrad · 8 months ago

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GRRRRR I HATE IT HERE I HATE LIVING WITH MY DAD AND STEPMOM IT'S THE WORST!!!!! I AM FUCKING MISERABLE.

#weed screams #i just wanna snap and yell at them for traumatizing me. I'm so angry. I'm so pissed that I've had to deal with so much bullshit here #I've only been here a week after moving out of the apartment i shared with my brother and I'm already going insane again #i have to buy my own food despite there being plenty in the house. I'm not allowed to bring dishes to my room even for just a few minutes.#there's two large excitable not well trained dogs that bite and scratch me #the cats in the house have to hide in the basement all day (to avoid the dogs) and i feel so bad for them #i feel like im the only one who actually tries to relate to my stepsister. i feel bad knowing she has to stay here too.#my stepmom makes rules without TELLING ME. and then gets all bothered when i don't automatically pick up on em #and the wifi sucks shit so i can't play splatoon #i can't wait to move to New York i just have to wait a little bit longer #enduring the horrors once more till i can escape to the big city #this living situation is both infuriating and saddening. there is NO REASON to justify how stressful it is to be here.#like. when i moved out of this place the first time my mental health improved so suddenly my therapist said i didn't need to see him anymore #that's not a fucking coincidence. my stress and anxiety has a root source and it's this hellhole of a house.

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electricpurrs · 1 year ago

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i miss my beautiful 3 weed smoking girlfriends nintendo 64, playstation 2 and xbox 360. i still have them right here i just never figured out how to make them work again

#uwaaaaa uwaaaaaaa i miss my videogames........#even though weve conserved them in quite a good state none of them are working now for some reason or another #the xbox controller seems to not be working (so id need to buy a whole new xbox controller) but regardless it doesnt seem to allow us to #access the store or our previously bought games anymore. we also lost all our xbox dvds #the playstation. i dont remember what happened to it but we also lost all our playstation dvds after our cat pissed on them #and the nintendo 64 is working fine but our modern tv just doesnt accept to cooperate with it #so close.... and so far. they are still on display in the living room because theyre awesome and we are too attached to them #🧃.txt

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 8 months ago

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WAHHHHH ARIIII THE MOODBOARDS ARE SO FUCKING CUTEEEEE WTFFFF I LOVE THEM arisugu being the cat n coffee n books kind of a couple and arigojo being the sweets n cats kind of a couple it just makes so much sense waaaoowwwww

and omfg i can't wait to see the arishoko moodboard too hehehehe i know it's gonna be so good - @teddybeartoji

MICKEY!!!!!!!! wahhhh thank u my beloved!!!! yours are sosososooooo cute and perfect too 🥺🥺🥺 i just saw the mizai one….. theeee cutest kitties ever. AND YES ARISUGU COFFEE/CAT/BOOKS COUPLE REALNESS…… and ofc arigojo and the sweets. we’d enable each other’s sweet tooth i fear……

ALSOOOO i just finished making the arishoko moodboard :33 here it is hehe . it ended up….. kinda chaotic……… but i hope you get The Vibes!!