#no but seriously tho the mishima family is so destructively toxic that i don't think it will ever be repaired

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Mini Fanfic #1232: The Return of a True Demon (SSBU X Tekken)

4:23 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Dining Hall........

Silence. The entirety of the hall went dead silent as we join the League of Evil Villains and a shaking, incredibly pissed off Kazuya bare witness of an older, yet fairly muscular and slightly bald man crossing his arms and standing in front of their presence.

Bowser: No freaking way.....(Starts Whispering to Ridley) Is that really him?

Ridley: Maybe? I always thought he would look more demonic if anything.

Ganondorf: (Crosses his Arms) I was under the impression that he was killed.

Pichu: Pichu......

Sephiroth: Yes. This an surprising predicament indeed....

Dark Samus: Very surprising.....

Hades: (Chuckles Evilly) Well, I'll be eternally damned. Here I thought we would never meet in person. Welcome back to land of the living, Heihachi Mishima.

Heihachi: (Simply Nodded with a Proud, Evil Smirk on his Face) Hm. Yes. Thank you. Always nice to come back from another failed assassination. It's also an honor to finally meet you dastardly gentlemen and lady on this fine day.

Hades: (Raises an Eyebrow) An honor you say?

Heihachi: (Puts on a Huge Grin on his Face) Of course! I'd be crazy not to. I'm a fan of each of your works. Your "Profound Essence of an Underworld Soul" was perfection! Easily one of the best books I've ever read in years.

Hades: (Places his Hand On his Chest While Putting on a Bright, Smug Smile on His Face) Why, thank you!~ It's about time someone appericate my words of wisdom.

Sephiroth: (Turns to Hades) You've written a book before?

Hades: Yep. Back when I was in my greatest of primes. (Rolls his Eyes) When The Goddess of All Killjoys didn't nearly get on my case as much as she does now. (Crosses his Arms Together While Thinking) Goddess.....Killjoy....That might be something I could write about one of these days. My comeback is long overdue.

Heihachi: Well, you better expect me to be at the front line once it's all come out! (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh Before Turning his Attention to Sephiroth) Ah and you must be the One Winged Angel himself. (Grabs his Chin) Could've sworn that spiky headed punk killed you at one point.

Sephiroth: Oh, he has. Twice actually. But it wasn't too long before I was brought back to life thanks to Hades. Nowadays, i live my life how I see fit. (Forms a Small Evil Smirk on his Face) While mentally tormenting Cloud every chance I get.

Heihachi: (Chuckles Evilly) Nice. (Looks Down at Pichu Sitting on a Pocket Pouch Attached to Sephiroth's Chest) And who's this little guy?

Pichu: (Happily Waves Hello to Heihachi) Pi-Chu!~

Sephiroth: (Gently Rubs Puchu's Head) My one and only son, Pichu. He's been my pridand joy since the day we first met. Such a smart and handsome little fellow, even taught him how to shoplift one and pass with flying colors.

Pichu: (Winks at Heihachi) Pi-Pi.

Heihachi: (Let's Out Another Hardy Laugh) Spendid! Keep up the good work, kiddo, and you'll make your old man more proud of you than mines ever could, in no time flat!

Kazuya still shaking in anger and silence in the background of the group.

Heihachi: (Turns his Attention to Ridley and Dark Samus) It's great to see merciless monsters such as yourselves, take part of this Smash Tournament of yours.

Ridley: You know, I'm kinda surprised either of us got in the first place. But I ain't complaining. (Wraps his Arm Around his Girlfriend Next to Him) What about you, babe?

Dark Samus: (Happily Shakes her Head)

Ganondorf: (Watches Heihachi Laughing with the Others Along with Bowser) He seems reasonable enough. Even more so than his own son oddly enough....

Bowser: Yeah and he's supposed to be biggest asshole in their entire family. (Turns to Ganondorf) You think he's faking it?

Ganondorf: (Grabs his Chin) It's a possibility. We can't be too careless around him then, if that's the case.

Heihachi: (Makes Way Over to Ganondorf and Bowser) As long last, The two tyrants of evil! I take it you are the leaders of this "League of Villains Club"?

Bowser: (Points at Ganondorf Next to Him) He is. I'm more of a Co-Founder if anything.

Heihachi: (Starts Nodding his Head in Understanding) Ah I see. (Gives Bowser a Handshake) Still an honor to meet you nonetheless. I admire how find ways you terrorize your victims in most brutal way imaginable, in ever Mario Party, especially the first one.

Bowser: (Chuckles Lightly) Aww appericate it, man! (Forms a Proud, Cocky Smirk on his Face While Rubbing his Finger Under his Nose) I think you'll be happy to know that I'm invited to the party for once.

Heihachi: (Smiles Brightly) Ahh is that right?Congrats! (Forms an Evil Smirk) Bet your antics finally broken their spirits in half, didn't it?

Bowser: Uhhh.....

Bowser's mind starts turning blank before it pictures an imagine of Peach angrily crushing his tail with the palm of her hand, couple that with the sound of his agonizing screaming ringing through his self conscious.

Bowser: (Takes a Gulp Before Shaking and Putting on a More Nervous Looking Smile) Y-Yeah.....Sure......S-Something like that.....(Laughs Nervously and Awkwardly)

Heihachi: (Points Ganondorf to Bowser) What's his problem?

Ganondorf: He was tasked to go through three straight months without doing hitting on the princess. it's practically killing him inside.

Heihachi: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Is that right? Poor bastard. (Turns to Ganondorf) In the meantime, I would like to apology for bringing miserable mistake of a first born to existence. I can tell he's been a nuisance to deal with in your universe.

Ganondorf: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) You don't know the half of it. He should consider himself lucky I don't feel the need to drop him down to a nearby abyss.

Heihachi: ('Hmph') (Rolls his Eyes) Knowing him, he'll probably find some convulted way to come back. He's a Mishima after all, whether I like it or not....

Ganondorf: Given how insanely convulted our universe is already, I wouldn't even be slightly surprised. ('Sigh') But I suppose his presence nowadays isn't nearly as irk some as it was the first day he arrived here.

Heihachi: Kazuya Mishima, being a decent person to be around for once? I don't believe it.

Kazuya: He.....hachi......

Ganondorf: (Groans While Him and Heihachi Turn Their Attention to The Form Devil Gene Warrior) Speaking of which......

Heihachi: Kazuya, one of my biggest disappointments in life! Almost didn't recognize you over there. What the matter?~ (Forms an Evil Smirk on his Face) Didn't expect your old man to back from the pits of hell this year?

Kazuya: H......How......

Heihachi: (Leans Himself Over to Lean an Ear) Huh? Speak up, boy! I can't hear you from all that sulking you're doing over there.

Kazuya: How....in the actual....everlasting, condescending-(Angrily Stomps his Foot Down on the Ground, Creating a Small Carter Around Him While Getting Everyone Else's Attention Along the Way) FUCK WERE YOU ABLE TO COME BACK TO LIFE!!!?

Hades: And here we go.

Sephiroth: (Hands Pichu a Small Bag of Chips) Chips, my son?

Pichu: (Happily Accepts the Chips) Pichu!~

Bowser: (Glares at Kazuya) What the hell, man!? I just cleaned those floors since this mornin-

Kazuya immediately gives Bowser to most Intimidating glare and growl he could ever muster at the same time.

Bowser: ('Gulp') Okay. Continue.

Heihachi: Don't try and act all tough in front the only friends you have, boy. It's embarrassing.

Kazuya: (Latches onto his Face So Hard in Pure Frustration) How is this even possible? I punched you DIRECTLY at your heart, with all of the might I had left at the time. When you were at your most vulnerable!

Heihachi: ('Tch') Please. As if that one measly punch can put me down permanently.

Kazuya: I spent hours making sure that volcano was completely melting your entire body down to the core!

Heihachi: Well, you probably did a pretty lousy job considering I got out of there on my own two feet.

Kazuya: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ALIVE TO BEGIN WITH- ('ARGGHHHHH') (Starts Taking a Deep Breath Before Walking Back and Forth) This can't be real. This CANNOT be happening right now. My life was finally turning around for the better. How am I supposed to celebrate and drink the night away, to your demise when you're not even in your COFFIN TO BEGIN WITH!?

Heihachi begins to burst out laughing before looking back at Kazuya for a brief second and laughing again.

Heihachi: Wait. (Turns Back to The Rest of the Villains) He's serious?

Villains: Yup./Pi.

Hades: Homeboy been getting himself and his entire army wasted every time they visit your grave, for three to four days straight.

Kazuya: It was one of the very few things that genuinely makes me happy in life......

Heihachi: Wow. That's sad and pathetic. Even for you, Kazuya-

Kazuya: SHUT. UP!

Without warning l, Kazuya lands a strong, electrical surge right hook punch onto Heihachi's cheek, much to almost everyone's suprise

Hades: Up! Stand back, people! We're about witness another family feud in here!

Sephiroth: Here's hoping it goes somewhere this time.

Heihachi: ('Heh') (Forms Yet Another Evil Smirk, Completely Unfazed by His Son's Fist Pressing onto the Side of his Face) Come now. Is that really the best punch you could throw at your old man? I'm starting to think you're losing your touch.

Ridley: Well, he did lost his devil powers months ago- (Gasps Before Quickly Coverong his Mouth and Shutting Up)

Heihachi: (Chuckles Evilly) Oho is that right? (Smirk Grew Wider) Very good to know.

Kazuya: (Angrily Grits his Teeth at Ridley Behind Him) I am going to kill you one of these days, bird!

Dark Samus: (Gives Kazuya the Death Glare) Harm him and I'll kill you myself.

Bowser: (Glares at Kazuya as Well) Count me in! No one's allowed to kill Ridley except for Samus!

Ridley: Yeah- (Turns and Glares at Bowser) H-Hey!

Dark Samus starts pouting at a now sheeplishly smiling Bowser in silence.

Kazuya: (Groans in Pure Annoyance Before Turning his Attention Back to his Monster of a Father) Doesn't matter. I may be powerless now, but make no mistake. My hatred towards you has always been my driving force and I will not rest until I crush your entire body to pieces and drag you down to hell's deepest core, where you belong.

Heihachi: Boy, you can keep trying tobstop me with all the might you have left. (Puts on an Evil Grin as He Struggles Against Kazuya's Fist with his Own Fist) You will CERTAINLY fail every step of the way!

Kazuya: The only thing is gonna fail today is that heart of yours after I'm DONE WITH YO-

???: KAZUYA!!

Kazuya/Heihachi: Huh?

Villains: Hm?

Everyone turn their attention to the League's more newer member, Jun Kazama, making her way over to her devil-less husband, very displeased at what she is witnessing.

Jun: That is enough! Stop this.

Heihachi: (Genuinely Surprised to See his Thought to be Dead Daughter-In-Law Right Now) Well, I'll be damned......

Kazuya: (Glares at his Wife) Stay out of this, Jun! Do you have any idea what's going on right now-

Jun: Heihachi's back. I can see that clearly

Kazuya: Then you should know I have to put him out of his misery! Again!

Jun: No, you don't! Not in the current state you're in!

Kazuya: Jun-

Jun: (Grab Hold of Kazuya's Shoulder) JUST LISTEN TO ME, OKAY!? I don't like this as much as you do right now, but you can't keep letting his presence alone get the better of you like this. You may be his son- (Forms a More Pleading Looking Frown on her Face) But I know that you're a far better man than he'll ever be deep down. Please......

Kazuya looks back at Heihachi before turning his attention back to his wife, one of the very little number of people he genuinely respects and care for.

He has never been the type of person show any signs mercy to anyone that dares stood in hus way, not even his own family flesh and blood. And while he personally find this "Road of Redemption" Jun has dragged him into as a complete time waster in it's own right, even he could never deny how much it means to her and that she's more than willing to believe in him when everyone else consider him a loss cause at first glance.

So, to prevent breaking the heart of the woman he loves, Kazuya let's out a sigh of defeat as he reluctantly moves his fist away from Heihachi's wrinkled face before lowering it down.

Kazuya: There. I'm done. You happy?

Jun: (Happily Hugs Kazuya From Behind) Very. Thank you, my love.

Kazuya: (Turns Away) Uh-huh. (Starts Blushing a Bit) Sure.

Hades: ('Sigh') And just like that: It's over.

Ganondorf: (Looks Down at his Watch) Hm. It ended a lot shorter than I thought it would.

Heihachi starts brushing out laughing once more, leaving his son and in law very unamused.

Heihachi: (Wipes a Single Tear Away From his Eyes as He Tries to Die Down his Laughter) Hohohoo man!.....The loss of your Devil Gene really took a toll on ypu these days, haven't it? Mr. Tough Boss Man ain't so tough-

Without warning, Heihachi suddenly gets held up and put on a dangerously tight choke hold at ease by Jun Kazama, of all people, much to almost everyone's shock.

Bowser/Ridley: Oh shit!

Ganondorf: How in the-

Hadea: (Let's Out an Evil Laughing Before Putting on a More Sinster Smirk on his Face) Excellent~

Kazuya: (Eyes Widened in Awe by Jun's Sudden Behavior) !!

Heihachi: (Trying Desperately to Gasp for Air) J...J....J.....J....u.....n......

Jun: I'm only going to say this once. (Looks Up at Heihachi With a Very Menacing Glare on her Face) Stay away from MY family! (Eyes Turns to Bright Light as Her Voice Start Sounding More Powerful and Angelic) Or else......

Heihachi: Okay!......Okay......I promise......I'll back off....I swear to you!....(Shakingly Crosses his Fingers Behind Him Without Anyone Noticing Before Getting Drop on the Ground)

'Thud'

Heihachi groans in pain as he rubs choked free neck.

Jun: (Gives Heihachi One Last Glare) I'll hold you to it. (Grab Hold of her Husband's Hand as She Walks Them Off to the Door of the Patio) Come, Kazuya. Let us go out and cool off for a while.

Kazuya: S-Sure......

''Door Opens and Closes'

Sephiroth: Well. That just happened.

Ganondorf: I did not expect this type hostility from her of all people. (Slowly Claps his Hand) Bravo, Jun Kazama.

Hades: Kazie better thank the lucky stars she still falls for him these days and never let her go. That woman's a definite keeper right there.

Heihachi: (Groans While Getting Himself Back Up on his Feet) Whoopity doo.......

?????: Dad!

The gang then turn their attention to the younger member of the Mishima Bloodline, Reina, happily extends her arms out with Zelda and Mewtwo standing along with her.

Reina: It's really you!~

Heihachi: (Happily Extends his Arms Out to Reina in Return) Daughter!~ It's been so long!~

Heihachi walks over to his daughter to give her a hug as the two share a wholesome laugh with one another as the others watch.

Heihachi: So, how have you been these days?

Reina: (Happily Hugs her Father Back) As well as I hoped it would .I'm acing my classes in the university, my combat training has improved a lot these days, made it fairly far in the latest Tekken tournament months ago, (Eyes Suddenly Starts to Widened as She Remembers Something) Ooh! And also-

Reina starts whispering the next few details into Heihachi's ears, each of which starts to intrigued him the more seconds goes by the clock.

Heihachi: Ahhh I see. (Forms Yet Another Sinster Smirk on his Face) Very interesting discovery indeed.

Reina: (Proudly Nodded) Of course. (Gimmicks her Father's Smirk as her Own) Want me to show it to you as we head out?

Heihachi: Let's. (Turns Back to the League of Villains) Sorry to cut our conversation short, everyone, but my daughter and I are about to head out now!

Mewtwo: (Raises an Eyebrow at Reina) Already?

Reina: (Smiles Sheepishly at her Two Newer Friends) Yeah, our father-daughter bonding time is long overdue at this point. Hope you two don't mind.

Zelda: (Smiles Back at Reina) Not at all. Hope you two have a good time together.

Bowser: We would ask you join the League with us, but-

Heihachi: Nope. Say no more. I don't mind being excluded. I pissed the boy and his wife off enough for one day, with my presence alone. I do hope we see each other around though.

Ganondorf: (Simply Nodded to Heihachi) Of course, if you don't get killed off again by then.

Heihachi: (Let's Out Another Hardy Laugh) Don't you worry, Ganon! (Puts on a More Serious Look on his Face) I'll make sure that will NEVER happen again. (Happily Waves Goodbye to Everyone as Him and Reina Walks Out of the Room Together) Anyways, we'll see you all next time!

Reina: Byyyyye!~

Zelda: (Happily Goodbye to Reina Along with Pichu) Bye, Reina!~ See you later!~

Pichu: Pichuuuu!~

Zelda: ('Sigh') Alright. We'll bite. (Turns To Everyone Else Present in the Room) How is that Heihachi person alive again? Didn't Kazuya killed him and drop him off in an active volcano somewhere?

Ganondorf: (Shrugs) No idea. We've been trying to figure that out since he first got here.

Hades: (Starts Snickering) You two should've seen how the look at Kazie's was throughout the whole ordeal. I really thought he was gonna bring his Devil Gene back the very moment he punched his face.

Ridley: Please, that's nothing compared to how Jun nearly choked the daylights out of him.

Zelda: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock Along with Mewtwo) Wait, WHAT!?

Mewtwo: That happened?

Bowser: Yeah, no joke. She just went up to his face and lifted him off his feet as she choking him, It was wild!

Sephiroth: They're out in the patio in case you're wondering where they are.

Mewtwo: I see. That interaction must've taken a lot out of both of them.

Zelda: (Frowns a Bit) Yeah. I don't blame them considering the history they have with that man.....(Grabs her Chin While Thinking)That being said, it kinda surprised me that he treated Reina a lot better in comparison. I wonder why that is.....

Hades: (Shrugs) Favorism probably. Daughters do tend to get more attention from their fathers than the sons ever could in some cases- (Rolls his Eyes) I have enough that shitshow in my family tree already, but that's neither here nor there. (Forms an Evil Smirk on his Face Again) Who wanna bet he'll try and turn on her next?

Sephiroth: Bonus points if it happens at the very last second.

Villains: (Starts Nodding Their Heads in Agreement) Oh yeah/ Yeah/Uh-huh, definitely.

Ganondorf: I can definitely see that happening from a mile away.

Pichu: Pi

Zelda: Well, I hope it doesn't. Reina's heart will be crushed completely otherwise.

Mewtwo: (Closes his Eyes) Only time can on that instance alone, Zelda.

Zelda: (Sighs as She Place her Head onto Mewtwo's Shoulder) I know....It doesn't hurt to be a little hopeful about it, right?

Mewtwo: Not at all. It's the only thing we can do at the moment.

Meanwhile Out in Front of the Smash Mansion's Entrance.........

Reina: (Transform Herself into her Newly Acquired Devil Form) So? What do you think, father?

Heihachi: (Chuckles Evilly at What is Shown in Front of Him as He Strokes his Mustache) Yes.....Very impressive indeed, my child. Now my first phase of the plan is complete.

Reina: Not that I don't trust you or this plan of yours completely and all, but didn't you used to hate everything Devil Gene related? What makes you okay with me become one?

Heihachi: ('Tch') Used to? (Angrily Balls Up his Fist While Shaking his Arm Entirely) I still despise that cursed genetics since the very day I had to kill and bury my own wife to the ground! ('Sigh') But I've since grown tired of fighting off against it these days, even more so now that I know that your failure of a brother doesn't possess one of his own anymore.

Reina: So you figured the best way to gain back all the power you've lost in the past, is to work alongside it?

Heihachi: (Smirks Yet Again) Precisely. I may not be as powerful as I was back then, but with the help of my teaching I stow upon you and your fellow disciples back at the temple, we will crush our enemies to pieces, with an iron fist and take back what was wrongfully from me!

Reina: (Starts Smirking Evilly as Well) The Mishima Zaibatsu.

Heihachi: Correct. See? I knew you were my second favorite for the a reason.

Reina: (Heart Begins to Melt) Awww~ Thanks, Dad- Wait. Second?

Heihachi: Yep. Right Next to Kuma II!

Reina: (Groans While Giving her Father a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Seriously? You have an that dumb BEAR as your son?

Heihachi: (Gives Reina a Fatherly Glare) Hey, be nice. He might not be the smartest mammal of his kind, he's far more loyal and dependable than he looks. You should try getting to know him more often.

Reina: (Rolls her Eyes) Oh believe me, I tried that already, but he's too laser focused on that panda bear to even bother noticing that I exist.

Heihachi: (Grabs his Chin) Yeah, I don't know why he's still pining for that girl after all this time......(Shrugs) Eh, I'm sure that's something we can worry about later. Right now, we must return- (Points Up at the Sky) To the Temple!

Reina picks her father up in her arms as she gruntingly flies them both off to their current hideout: The Genmaji Temple.

Happy Berated National Daughters and Sons Day, Everybody!!!

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